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The new assignment.

By Toxic Loser

Chapter four.

Roman leaned over and muttered to his sister "Get your stupid friends of the phone".

On the other side of the phone everyone had burst out into laughter. "Her, with friends!" giggled Seps.

"A lot of offence ment by this, but she doesn't have any friends," Naruko laughed.

"Yeah, she's like Gollum!" Seps laughed. WHAM.

"Thats enough out of you,"

"Ow! Thats cruel. I'll get you," yelled Seps and a crash followed. "Ouch. I'm stuck. Naruko help me". Naruko burst out laughing.

"Well, buy guys. You can tell me where Seps got stuck later. Remember tomorrow," said Natasha and pressed a button to end the phone call. She then turned back to Integra. "Are all vampires really that clumsy?"

"No, they're just really annoying," Integra said glancing at Alucard.

Roman sighed. "We must really have this briefing,"

"Do I have to come?" Natasha asked.

"Yes!" Daniel and Roman, practically yelled at her. She sighed and the whole group walked, in silence to the dinning room, which looked more like a board room. In the centre it had an oval shaped table and chairs around it.

"Have a seat," Roman said to everyone. Natasha turned and started to walk out. "Get back here," he warned. Natasha sat beside Integra, who sat beside Walter, who sat beside Roman and Daniel. "Daniel, hand them out the folders".

Daniel handed out folders and everyone, except Natasha began to read. "Watch readin'?" she asked Integra looking over her shoulder.

"The folder," she sighed. "Why don't you read yours"

"Nah. I'm bored," Natasha said leaning back on her chair. CRASH! She fell of and the chair fell on her. When she noticed everyone's eyes on her, she quickly said "Ooops. My bad. I'm ok. I think." then she burst out in laughter. Roman sighed and muttered something about Natasha being stupid. "Can I go yet?"

"You can go when you have read the folder," said Roman.

"I think I've got the gist of it," she said with her evil smile.

Roman sighed and raised an eyebrow. "What is it, then?"

"Well, he's perverted," she said pointing to Alucard "She's banging her butler," she said pointing to Integra "and he only stay in this job, so he doesn't have to see his wife". She finished pointing to Walter. The three members of Hellsing looked shocked and Roman looked really annoyed.

"Natasha, can you please not tell stupid lies, about my associates," Roman hissed.

"Leave," Daniel said pointing towards the door.

"Fine," Natasha said with a slight giggle. Then she ran out of the room, laughing evilly.

"Daniel, you shouldn't have let her go! She needs to read this stuff, plus it's doing her a favour by letting her go!" Roman yelled at Daniel, who looked downtrodden. "Why did I have to have such an annoying sister". At the mention of the word sister, Integra brought her hand up to her wound.

Well thats chapter four. Chapter five is about.... Well I dunno. I haven't written it yet. BWAHAHAHAHA!!! Sorry, I've had too much caffiene. Bloody Pepsi. Wait...I love Pepsi. Why the hell is this end note soo stupid. I dunno. Tell me if you have any ideas. Me, Naruko and Multi colour can't think of everything. We're too dumb for that!