Ten reviews. Wow! I feel loved. I don't own anything though. But who cares! don't own that quote. I love all the positive feedback, maybe I should stop putting myself down. Nah! If I think positively things usually go bad.... unless it's Friday the 13th. My lucky day! Ummmm.... What else do I have to say? Printer is dumb. D. U. M. B. DUMB! direct quote from my computer studies teacher. Don't ask.

The new assignment.

By Toxic Loser

Chapter five.

After the briefing was over and the mission read, Alucard went to sleep and Integra looked around the new office she was appointed to. 'This place is small' Integra said walking around her new desk, looking in the draws. She walked over to a window and watched the sun rise.

"Helllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllloooooooooooooo," Natasha yelled from behind Integra, making her jump. "Made you jump!"

Integra frowned. "What exactly do you want?"

"Tell that weird vampire guy that I'm having guests over tomorrow and if he tries anything, I'll sic Seps on him!" Natasha said leaning against the door. "Seps may not seem very coordinated, or very smart.....because she isn't. Ummm what was the point of that? Crap, I can't remember!"

"So you'll send an uncoordinated and stupid vampire after Alucard, what will that accomplish? Apart from her death, of course," said Integra, getting annoyed by Natasha stupidity.

A sweatdrop formed on Natasha's forehead "I'll get you next time," she said, as she attempted on turning on her heel, but fell. "Ouch," She quickly stood up, brushed herself of and walked out, giving Integra "the finger" over her shoulder.

"I hope she gets run over by a bus," mused Integra and turned back to watch more of the sunrise. She yawned and sat down on her desk. Music started to play. 'What the-' Integra thought listening and vaguely remembering that her office was next to Natasha's room.

Sure enough Natasha's voice accompanied the song "....So don't tell me anymore and I don't really wanna hear about your feet all up in the air...." Integra sat patiently waiting for the song to finish, but when it did Natasha repeated it, over and over again.

By the time it was truly morning and Roman had woken up, Integra was sitting in her office twitching. She had heard the same song over and over again for the whole time. Her office door opened and Natasha stood there.

"How did you like the song?" she asked her evil smile more sinister than yesterday.

"I've got a headache," Integra said. "I hate that song. I never want to hear it again!"

"But you will. And Integra.... Spare me the details if you don't mind," Natasha said and walked out, without falling down.

Integra sat on the floor clutching her head "And I though vampires were annoying". She watched her door open and hoped it wasn't Natasha back, again. Roman walked into her room, looking tired.

"Natasha likes her music, I forgot to mention that. Sorry," he said as he saw Integra's really annoyed look. "One more thing, I have a business meeting at five PM, so can you make sure that Natasha and her stupid evil friends don't mess up the house. I'm sorry to do this to you, after you helping my company, but Natasha and her friends are really destructive".

"Sure," sighed Integra, hoping to lock them somewhere, so they couldn't get out.

"Great, now make sure they don't get their hands on weapons, coke or popcorn," Roman warned.

"Why popcorn?" asked Integra.

"They find a destructive use for it. Very destructive," he said and walked out of her office. Integra sighed and fell asleep on her table.

Hey. I've got a pretty good idea for the sixth chapter. This one was ok, I guess. Can you guess the song? I love that song. "Now I'm not the one that was acting like a hoe, why must I be the one who has to-" Ooops. No time for singing now. Thanks, as always, to my fans, reviewers and psychopaths!