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The new assignment.

By Toxic Loser

Chapter six.

Integra awoke to the sound of voices outside her new office. She went outside to see Alucard holding his Jackal and Natasha watching him. "Thats not a gun!" Natasha yelled hyperactively.

"Yes it is," Alucard answered.

"You call that a gun, this is a gun!" she yelled, pulling a spork out of her pocket.

"Thats not a gun. I'm not even sure what it is,"

"What time is it?" Integra asked looking around for a clock. She spotted one and saw it was six o'clock.

Alucard and Natasha ignored her. "If thats a gun, then shoot it," Alucard said.

"I will," Natasha said, picking up a tomato. She fit it onto the spork and flicked it at Integra, who yawned. SPLAT!

"Who did that!" Integra snapped at them, she rubbed tomato out of her hair until nothing was visible.

Natasha pointed at Alucard. Integra's glare was stopped by music blaring outside. "My friends are here," Natasha yelled. "Oooops. Should stop yelling. Don't mess with my friends, don't bother us and thats not a gun," she finished and ran outside to great her guests.

"It's a good look for you, master," Alucard said, grinning.

Integra yawned again, 'Why do bad things happen to me?' she thought. 'First Natasha and now my pet vampire. Just great!'.

"What did Natasha do?" asked Alucard, reading her thoughts.

She glared at him. "Stop reading my thoughts. Go read Natasha's instead", she turned and started to walk back into her office.

"I would but she doesn't think like a human.... or any human I've ever met," said Alucard, watching as Integra turn. "Blackmail, I'd never thought you would consider that," he grinned, reading her thoughts.

"Shut up. It's not blackmail, I'm just....."

"Curious, because you hate her." he grinned.

"I told you shut up. Spare me the detail if you- aaaaarrrrrgggghhhh. That song is still in my head!" Integra yelled bringing her hand up to her head. Her eye twitched, but her hand blocked the review of that "She played it 76 times, in couting."

"If you want to know what she's thinking just ask," said Alucard grinning.

"Fine! What is she thinking about?" asked Integra.

"Some song called 'Spare me the details', something called hentai, money, something called ffnet, death, violence, suicide, random swear words that have been replaced by the word pineapple, me, some guy called Mike, Stupid nicknames, rape and some other things that are really disturbing," he finished still grinning. Integra flinched at the song name.

"What-" Integra started. BANG. A gunshot ripped through the air. "It came from the living room," she said and they walked down the stairs to see what had happened. The door to the living room was unlocked and they opened it to the sound of another gunshot.

The scene inside was chaotic Natasha was holding a newly fired gun and pointing to a bowl of popcorn, spinning on one of her friends heads, her two other friends were two meters away from them, one of her other friends was balancing on the others back. The one being balanced on was coughing non-stop. "This is Multi colour," Natasha said pointing at the girl with the spinning bowl of popcorn on her head. She was short, with long brown hair, that went strangely with her different coloured eyes (one brown, one green), she wore a purple shirt, complete with tie tied around her head, black pants and black high heeled shoes.

"Remember me, I'm Naruko," said the girl called Naruko, who was standing on the fourth girls back. She was a tall girl with short blonde hair, blue eyes, that went strangely with her small amount of lip gloss, she wore a blue top, with blue jeans and a white belt, he shoes lay nearby the other girl. Naruko waved and smiled.

"This is Seps," Natasha said pointing to the coughing girl, who flicked her head up momentarily. They hadn't been lying, Seps was a vampire, with red eyes, short black hair, who wore something rather out of character (for vampires that is); a green sweater, jeans and white sneakers.

"Hey, another vamp," Naruko smiled, looking at Alucard. "Can you reach inside Seps's throat and get my Coke".

Alucard glanced at her, "It's impossible to retrieve something that is made of liquid, out of another persons throat," Integra said.

"Sure it isn't," Naruko smiled as Seps coughed more. Seps lifted her hands to her mouth and coughed one last time, before a whole bottle of coke falling into her hands. It was covered with blood and saliva, but Naruko didn't mind as she took it from Seps. Naruko gave the vampire a glare "Ahem, I had a straw!"

Seps coughed again and produced a saliva stained straw from her mouth. "Sorry," she mumbled. Naruko picked up a claranet.

WHAM! She hit Seps with it. "Thats enough out of you!"

Thanks to Naruko and Multi colour for the help. Thanks to my reviewers. The return of Natasha's stupid friends. How lovely. I'm going to write more, but I want more reviews. Sorry, but I'm greedy. Bwahahahahaha!!!!