Hello ppl. I'm back! That made no sense because I didn't go anywhere. I own nothing! Well this chapter is dedicated to my perverted-ness. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA- What the hell? Why did I just laugh like that? I'm not evil- well actually I am, but thats not the point! I've created a new concept if you see writing in Bold, it means it's an anime action. Like Sweatdrop.
The new assignment.
By Toxic Loser
Chapter seven.
"What The Hell Is Going On Here?" demanded Integra her eye twitched.
"Well it all started in 1842, when-" Seps began.
WHAM! "Thats enough out of you," Naruko said glaring down at the vampire.
Seps growled. "Hey Naruko, think fast," Seps said, then quickly grabbed the Coke bottle from her and posed to throw it. "I gots teh Coke!" She yelled at threw the bottle at Naruko, who jumped out of the way.
"I've got it," yelled Natasha as she loaded her gun and shot the bottle. Coke splattered on the two closest thing: Integra and the TV.
Multi colour took one glance at the TV before she realised it was pornography and fell down screaming "MY EYES, MY VIRGIN EYES!" The rest of the girls fell down laughing and Integra just stared, in shock. BZZZT. The TV switched to a different channel, where a girl was singing. Multi colour quickly uncovered her eyes and sat up, as her friends fell down clutching their ears.
"The horror! Avril Lasagne face! AAAAARRRGGHHH!" Natasha screamed and kicked the TV which broke. "Shit!"
"Peb, Ahem," Seps coughed in Integra's direction.
"Oh yeah, you can take a shower in my room and stuff. But don't snoop around!" Natasha said, throwing Integra a set of keys. "Third door on the left, up the stairs".
Integra started to walk out, Alucard followed. "Alucard, you stay here! Do what ever they say. I mean what ever they say. Just make sure that they don't get into trouble or even go out of this room. Do I make myself clear?" She said. The girls were watching Alucard with perverted, twisted and evil grins. Alucard nodded and walked over to the girls.
Meanwhile
Walter paced the kitchen looking to make tea. He opened a cupboard and shuffled around the products. SWISH! A part of the wall opened up and he fell though. Before Walter could do anything the opening closed. He stood up and say light. 'Where would this lead?' he though and he followed it. After a while he found himself in the air vents.
"Bloody Natasha, I'll get her for this!" Integra's voice was near. Walter went to see her standing in a room, which was not hers. She held a CD. She got evil eyes and then looked around to see if anyone was there, before jumping on the CD. "Die you stupid song!"
'That was weird,' Walter thought and decided to move on, as Integra didn't seem in her right mind.
Meanwhile
Integra, alone in Natasha's room had just finished destroying her "Offspring" CD (Spare me the details is a song by the Offspring, duh!) and finally moved on to taking a shower. Afterwards she realised that her suit was covered in Coke and smelled funny. 'Just great, I have to borrow Natasha's clothes!' she sighed and opened a cupboard. White powder burst out of the cupboard, getting all over Integra's face.
"What the hell," she mused, sniffing the stuff. "Cocaine!" she shrieked as she realised what it was. Slamming the door shut, she wiped her face and looked in Natasha's real wardrobe. 'Bloody hell, is this all the girls got'. She found all the black clothes disturbing. 'Why doesn't she have anything besides tank tops and cargo pants?'. After a few minutes of looking around Integra gave up and put on a tank top, cargo pants, with a school tie around her neck.
She walked down stairs she heard Natasha shout "I got it! Walter and Integra in the cupboard with a whip!" Laughter followed to her remark.
'Good, they're playing cludo,' Integra thought.
"Not that type of cludo!" Alucard said, hearing Integra's thoughts.
"She's outside, I know that!" Seps yelled and everyone laughed.
Integra opened the door to the living room and was shocked. It was that chaotic as last time. They five of them were holding cards and money was put in the middle.
"Wanna join?" Natasha asked. "You could help Alucard win his clothes back". The girls burst out laughing. Natasha was wearing Alucard's sunglasses, hat and cloak, while Naruko tied his tie to her head, Seps wore the white shirt he wore underneath his black one and Multi colour wore his black shirt. Alucard waved and Integra realise he only had his pants and boots on.
"You look good, master," Alucard said looking her up and down.
"Shut up, Alucard, in my office now!" She half yelled walking out the room, with him following. Once inside she closed the door and yelled "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!?"
"I did as you ordered, but these girls are rather perverse," he answered calmly, smiling.
"I DIDN'T SA-" CLANG. Integra jumped forward, landing on Alucard. A part of the ceiling fell down and out of the hole that remained fell Walter.
"Sorry if I'm interrupting anything," Walter said, blushing.
"Not at all," Alucard said.
"Shut up. Nothing is going on!" Integra yelled her eye twitching.
Hello ppl! Lol I'm perverted. Hope you like it, thanks to all my fans, reviewers and psychopaths.