Hey ppl! I love my reviews. You guys rawk! Don't bag me for this chapter, coz I only met Cardia a few days ago. That was scary. Me, Naruko, Seps, Multi colour and Cardia were talking to dead ppl, then we found out the order we were going to die. I must quote Vash here; "SCARY!" We watched Hellsing and Trigun, until like 4am! I'm not sure why I'm telling my readers this, but it is SO TOTALLY COOL!!! ow, my ears. I own nuthin', zip, zero and nadda.

The new assignment.

By Toxic Loser

Chapter eight.

Integra blushed, her eye twitching. "Then why?" asked Walter surveying Integra dressed as Natasha and Alucard shirtless (A/N sorry, but I must do this. DROOL! that is all).

"It's a long story and it's all HER fault," Integra said and sat down at her desk, holding her head in her hands and still blushing.

"You mean Natasha," Alucard said, casually. "I like her".

"YES!" Natasha's voice came from behind the door. The doorknob turned and the girls fell out. "Seps, you bakka! I know you're stoned, but did you have to open the door!" She yelled at Seps, while they all tried to stand. Integra sighed and the phone rang. "Pick it up!" Natasha yelled bouncing up and down on the balls of her feet.

Integra gave her a strange look and picked up the phone "Yes, WHAT!" she said and stood up. Slamming the phone down she starred pacing. She said softly "The company is being invaded. We need to rescue him. Daniel just called me".

"Whats the catch," Naruko asked.

Integra looked glanced at Natasha "If he dies, Natasha takes over the company".

The girls looked shocked "We're all going to die!" They screamed in union, even Natasha.

"We need to bring out the big guns!" Seps said, punching her fist into the air. "We must call the rest of the order"

"Order?" asked Integra and the girls glanced at her weirdly.

Natasha walked over to the phone and started pressing buttons quickly. She finished and picked up the phone. "Evening, my fellow psychopaths!"

"Evening, Peb," several voices replied through speaker phone.

"General Cardia, bring the west side of the order. We need help. Come to the suits house," Seps said. "Code Buttbrain is kidnapped by vampires purple monkey dishwasher. I repeat Purple monkey dishwasher. PURPLE.... MONKEY.... DISHWASHER"

"Oh my god, purple monkey dishwasher. May god have mercy on us all!" said the girl called Cardia.

"Purple monkey dishwasher?" asked Integra, giving the girls a strange look as the phone went dead.

Natasha folded her arms and stood in front of her friends, making her seem superior to them "Yes, you have a problem with that?"

"This makes no sense-" Integra started, but her voice was blocked out by the sound of car engines, outside.

"Cardia," the girls pronounced as they walked downstairs. Natasha opened the door and leaned in the doorway.

"Yo, wad up dawgs!" a voice yelled from outside. Cardia finally walked into the light. She was a bit taller than Seps, had black, semi curly hair, brown eyes, a semi dark complexion, which went strangely with her gangster/ pimp looking clothing, complete with suit and pimp hat, with feather.

"Yo wad up Cardia!" yelled Seps. "Didja bring your gigolos?" she asked blushing and giggling.

Two shirt less men on leashes appeared at Cardia's sides. "Yup. Whats a P. I. .M .P without her hoes," she said and smiling.

"You're a pimp," Integra said, looking unimpressed.

Cardia shook her head sadly "No I'm not a pimp, I'm a P. I. M. P. Thats like calling Seps a vampyr, when she's really a vampire".

Alucard nodded, because he heard the different. Integra on the other hand didn't. "A vampire and a vampire is the same thing".

"No a vampyr, not a vampire!" said Alucard.

"You're not making any sense!" Integra yelled. "It's the same thing!"

"No it's not!" everyone called.

I'll end it there. Bwahahahaahahahaha, aren't I evil. The difference between a vampire and a vampyr is that vampires are new age, whilst vampyrs are olden age creatures. Cardia sounds like Kaolla Su, from Love Hina but she is a P. I. M. P. Next chapter, or a soon chapter I'll add PoliceGirl to the action. I'll also add Anderson. If you didn't get the drool in the start, I have a crush on Alucard. I really wanna see him shirtless. DROOL.