YAY, reviews! Well, I still don't own anything. I must quote Seps manga pic when I say "I'm so funny and smart". Then people spray me with Dr Pepper...... Don't ask. I had a dream about this fic, it was funny! Natasha is pretty much based on me except I look like a Japanese hooker. Well.... I do when I wear anything with an Integra like tie. Thing. Well enjoy.
The new assignment.
By Toxic Loser
Chapter nine.
'This arguing is giving me a head ache' Integra thought. "Fine, whats the difference between the two?" She finally demanded.
"A vampire is spelt V. A. M. P. I. R. E, but a vampyr is spelt V. A. M. P. Y. R," said Seps and everyone nodded in agreement.
'This is stupid,' Integra thought. 'I'm dressed like a stupid teenage girl, we have no weapons and these girls aren't probably going to help!'
"What do you mean, we have no weapons? We have our mag-agickal powers, of the Order of the moo cow!" Seps yelled punching a fist in the air.
"Observe," said Naruko as she threw her clarinet into the air and yelled "Clarinet no good!". The clarinet disappeared in a flash of purple light and was replaced by a guitar. Naruko caught the guitar and hit Seps with it. "That enough out of you".
"And you can all do this?" asked Walter.
"No, we all have different powers," a familiar voice yelled out.
"Neko-chan," the teenage girls called out as Seras Victoria stepped into the light. "Sorry, but the car broke down and you'll have to drive us".
"Us?" asked Integra.
"Me and Pip. He's the one that drove us here, but the car broke down," Seras explained and Pip walked over.
"How do you know each other?" Integra asked Seras.
Cardia took a step forward and smiled "I can answer dat one," she said. "We were all in Poser high together and y'all knows every high school must have a P. I. M. P. I was the one for dat school, but I was nearly suspended for flippin' de bird, so I started teaching Seras to be one".
Seras nodded, "Hows everyone doing?" She asked.
"Good, but we must rescue Roman, or else," said Integra, icily.
Cardia glanced at Seras "Neko-chan, do you still know how to transform?" she asked.
Seras nodded and they yelled, together "Pimps away!" A cloud of white light surrounded them and when it had faded they were both wearing suits, complete with P. I. M . P hats.
Integra crossed her arms and looked at their suits with envy, "I thought you weren't pimps".
"It's jus' a sayin', duh! Gurl yo need a man," Cardia exclaimed and Integra blushed
"I have no idea whats going on," Pip said.
'I'd have never figured Police girl to be a P. I. M. P. For one thing, it's illegal and for another she seems too innocent,' thought Alucard.
Multi colour looked around and asked "Do I have to do my transformation, it's stupid and bullshit."
As she said bullshit roller-skates came out the bottom of Integra's and Natasha's shoes. They both fell and landed wearing the usual tank top, but instead of cargos they were both wearing miniskirts. Integra looked down and pulled her mini down and Natasha sat their watching her. "This way better than TV," she said.
"I shouldn't have said shit, it's your trigger word," said Multi colour. She sighed, "Like mine in book," a book appeared floating in front of her.
"Yeah, your transformation is really lame. Mine is way cool," exclaimed Seps boucing up and down on the tip of her toes. "Kyu-kets-ki" she yelled (a/n spelt kyuketsuki) and disappeared.
Integra tried to pull herself up on the thing nearest her, which was Alucard. But he disappeared with Seps, causing Integra to fall and pull her skirt down again. "Where-" she started, but the two vampires appeared in front of the group, holding their left shoes. They threw the shoes away and 10m later the shoes exploded. "What the hell was that?" Integra yelled.
"The transformations are complete. We must now go and rescue my brother, for the sake that if I take over the company everyone will be so totally screwed!" Natasha yelled. "Seps you take Multicolor, Naruko, Alucard and Walter in my Cadillac," she said throwing Seps her keys "Cardia you can take your two hoes, plus Neko-chan and the other guy. Me and Integra can take my motorcycle".
She finished and walked over to an object covered by material. "What is-" Integra started, but Natasha pulled of the cover to reveal a black Harley motorcycle.
Natasha threw Integra a helmet and said "Get on," as she swung a leg on.
"You're a little young to drive that thing," Integra commented dryly, swallowing in fear.
"Don't worry, I've been driving this thing for almost 4 years," Natasha said smiling and putting on a helmet. Integra got on cautiously and Natasha revved up the engine. "Take your feet of the ground and hold on," she warned and Integra did. With one last rev of the engine Natasha took of. Speeding, with Integra holding on for dear life!
Well, what do you think? I'm gunna put Anderson in the next chapter. I hope. I'm not sure why, but I like Anderson, but not as much as Alucard. Anderson and Alucard have exactly the same shoes. If you add them together, you get Vash, from Trigun. I love my reviews. You guys are so funny and smart. By the way kyuketsuki means vampire in Japanese. Flippin' de bird means to put your middle finger up at someone. Neko-chan means little kitten in Japanese, which was Seras Japanese nickname. It pays to watching Hellsing in Japanese.