Well hello again people. Sydney, as usual, sucked. I scared a lot of people by randomly blabbing about how SO TOTALLY COOL Alucard is. Well he is. Then I got bored and went smoking at the park. All in all, Sydney is only fun for smoking Hellsing fans. I don't own Hellsing, I wish I did.... all the posobilities.

The new assignment.

By Toxic Loser

Chapter eleven.

Integra gazed at Anderson and back to Natasha, "How the hell do you two know each other and why the hell is he frightened by a stupid teenage girl?"

Alucard smiled and walked over to the paladin, "I'm pretty impressed". Anderson did the usual disappear in a bunch of papers thing.

"Lets just say they have a bad assumption of me," Natasha said mischievously and took a step forward.

Integra grabbed her arm and said, "What assumption and how did they get it? Why is the infamous Iscariot XIII afraid of you?"

Natasha smiled, "They have this strange assumption of me being Satan".

"I remember you telling us that story," Seps said to many nods and agreeing words. "Tell them".

"Fine," said Natasha brushing a strand of hair behind her ear, "When I was 12, my brother took me to Rome for he had a business trip there. Me being the bored chick that I was drew runes and pentacle of my arm for the whole of the plane trip, there. After we got there I went shopping and bought myself a ouija board. I was walking back to the hotel, when I noticed a Catholic orphanage nearby. So I decided to scare a few Catholic, me being a Wiccan as it is-"

"Bad idea!" Seps said and was shouted at by Naruko.

Natasha smiled, "That priest dude, Anderson and Maxwell came out and told the boys who I was trying to scare it was dinner time. So I said, "Have any of youse tried a ouija board". They looked at me and told me that they didn't believe in such rubbish. So I bugged them until they all put their index fingers on the cup thing, that shows you the letters and stuff. It went down hill from there". Natasha shrugged.

"You really shouldn't have done that," Multi colour said.

"I know, but how was I to know that he was going to get possessed!" Natasha said, shrugging it of like it was no big deal.

"Wait, who got possessed?" Walter asked.

"One of the kids, apparently," Seps said.

Natasha smiled, "What happened afterwards didn't help at all," she said and the girls smiled. "I walked away and went back to the hotel, not knowing that the kid, I think his name was James or something, but anyway he was possessed later. This is when you guys came in".

Multi colour smiled "I remember, that Anderson guy came into Romans suit to complain about his sister, being the evil bitch that she was. The bad thing was, we were having a small coven meeting; in other words, we had managed to make things levitate, by using our combined powers".

"That was pretty cool," Cardia said, dropping the P. I. M. P manner.

"Yeah, but it scared the shit outta me!" Seps agreed.

Naruko giggled, "Dude your supposed to be a vampire and you scare too easily!"

Multi colour continued, "Well, when seeing the crap we were doing, that priest dude screamed and all the stuff fell. So we all pointed at Peb, knowing she would get into trouble. Thats-well, because she's Peb, right."

Natasha took over, "and his mind must have summed everything up. In that morons mind the runes were devils signs, so was the pentacle, I had set a ouija board demon on someone and I could do black magic. So to sum it all up, Iscariot XIII think I'm the devil!"

"You should have corrected them on that," Integra said, completely unimpressed.

Alucard smiled, "No, it's interesting to see the Vatican's slaves being frightened of a person younger then them".

"Thats not the only other wrong assumptions about you, Peb," Multi colour hissed to Natasha.

She smiled and said, "63 of the morons in Poser high think I'm a vampire, 38 think my name is Raven, Anita or Frankee, 99.999999 hate me, 28 think I'm a werewolf, 2 actually know I'm human, 5 think I've never been a Wiccan, 85 fear me because I set Emma on fire and 100 of them think my want for a psychiatrist should be fulfilled. Interesting how peoples minds work. Lets continue this conversation later, I really don't want to take over the company". With a smiled, she marched up to the front line and picked up a bayonet.

What do you think. Second last chapter, w00t! I can't wait to finish this story. I've got another idea in my mind and I really wanna write it, but if I do I'll forget this fic. So I'll finish this one and then I'll write again. I've already typed the first chapter of my other story.

To Senpai-san : Steve says hi. So do the crocodiles. Note to self: talking to crocodiles can resort in amputation

To LadyAkki45: Can I see the pictures? They would look kewl. I can't draw, and it's embarrassing.

To PsychoSmile99: No, sadly I don't have fangs. I wish I did, that would be kewl.

To SelfProclaimed-QueenOfDarkness: It is. Australia is the weird island on near the bottom of the globe, though.

To any of my psychos who don't review: Review or else I'll hunt you down. Nice aren't I?