- Summary -
When it's December 1st and you want to spend Christmas at a tropical island..like oh say Hawii? This is the Hawii Christmas story! Read to find out what trouble the Yugioh cast gets into!
Chibi Mousie: It's been awhile since I had a long vacation -_-U;;
"//....//" Hikari to Yami
"\\....\\" Yami to Hikar
Chibi Mousie: Sorry...-_- I forgot about that...^^;
Holiday Inn
By Chibi Mousie
Chapter 4 Plane Ride
Normal POV
Inside the airplane the group was sitting in their seats talking about Hawaii and other activities that they could do there. Téa was talking to Yami, which he barely was listeing to her. Tristain was nudgeing Yami, just to bother him. Bakura and Marik were talking about who's better. Ryou just listened to their quarrel. Duke day dreamed about Serenity. Yugi was doing nothing in particular. He was just having some random thoughts. Yami, on the other hand, was too thinking. But he was thinking about the the bad thoughts that would happen in Hawaii in particular.
Mokuba frowned, he didn't want to listen to the blonde teenage girl. She was talking about her old boyfriend that admitted he was gay.
The smelly fat man was no better.
Mokuba quickly jumped out of his seat and hurried over to his big brother. "Seto..." Mokuba whined. "I don't want to sit with them!" He pointed at the teenager and the man. "Switch with Tristain..." Kaiba suggested. "Cool!" Mokuba ran to Tristain. "Hey Tristain if you give me you seat, I'll give you mine!". Tristain scratched his head and shrugged. "What do I get?" He asked. "My plane seat..." Mokuba said pointing at the empty seat. Tristain smiled and got off the seat to sit with the teenager and the fat smelly man. The teenager's eyes widened and walked away from Tristain. She was getting another seat.
Tristain frowned and turned to the man. "Hi I'm Tristain and I want to talk to someone." He said smiling at the man. "Ooouuh?" The smelly man farted and everyone started coughing. Bakura, Marik and Yami stopped breathing, they didn't need to breathe. After all they aren't human, they were essence.
"Oh my God!" Téa screamed pinching her nose at the stench. "Who did THAT one?!". Yami shrugged and said. "Who knows...". "Sooner or later we could get to Hawaii right? Soon?" Téa asked holding Yami's arm loosely. "Yes Téa...sooner or later...we are at Hawaii and you'll get away from the fat smelly people...and be with whoever." Yami said with a meaningless effort to make Téa feel better. "Thanks..." Téa smiled and hugged Yami. "For what?" Yami questioned in a mutter and glanced at the window. "Hmmmm..." Téa nuzzled Yami's shoulder and closed her eyes.
Yami's POV
What did I do? I didn't say absoultely NOTHING. And look! She's nuzzling and cuddling me like I was a teddybear, waiting to be loved...Or even wore...her boyfriend! Yuck! I for one would and never be her boyfriend. If it was the end of the world-and might I add never will be so far- I wouldn't go out with her! Not even have any sexual intercourse with her! God for bid if it was even the end of the world! I rather die..........again!
Technically dieing....I'm like the undead!
...Whatever...
I wonder what I'm going to do at Hawaii...What'll be instore this time? Will it just be a regular trip with a couple of friends and two pychotic spirits? Or will it be a chaos trip? Will we even make it to Hawaii? What if the plane crashes? What if there's there's a stick up? And the bastards crash the plane into the ocean and we are forced to do...who-knows-what! What if we were forced onto an island.....
I don't have a good feeling about this...
"//Yami! Yami!//"
'\\Hikari?! What's wrong?!\\'
"//Nothing! Yami is something troubling you?//"
'\\Oh Yugi... No, there's nothing wrong with me...\\'
"//I think there is...//"
'\\Well there isn't!\\'
"//Yami! Please! You should stop worrying so much! Geez! It's like you're a mother and you one of your kids just been killed and you have only two left! It's like you're protecting from everything!!!//"
'\\.......\\'
"//Yami?//"
'\\......\\'
"//Yami?!//
'\\........\\'
"//Yami?//"
'\\........\\'
"//Yami!//"
'\\........\\'
"//Yami!!!!!! HELLO!? ARE YOU THERE?//"
'\\........\\'
"//Yami!!!//"
'\\........\\'
"//Yami!!!!//"
'\\........\\'
Yugi's POV
Oh no! Is Yami okay?! Did I say something wrong? Oh my God! What did I do?! What happened?! I was just trying to tell him the truth...
Normal POV
The plane flew into the white clouds. Several minature black Sony TVs was being lowered from the ceiling of the plane. The minature TVs hung over several seats people sat in. Yugi looked up at the TV and tilted his head. "What going on?" He asked no one in particular. Duke shrugged and he too tilted his head slightly. "Maybe were going to watch a movie." Malik said sarcasticly smacking his temple lightly and the his hand bounced off. Yugi looked down at his hands and frowned. Duke's head faced the window and rolled his eyes at Malik. Malik's eye twitched as he crossed his arms.
The lights turned off and the TVs turned on. A old lady turned on her little light to continue reading her novel. Kaiba started typing on his laptop and Mokuba just stared at his older brother. Bakura and Marik's quarrel started to ware down. Ryou closed his eyes and praying for the two yamis to stop fighting.
And God has answered his prayers!
Ryou's prayer worked like a charm. Bakura and Marik stared silently at the TV. It was like they were in a trance. The TVs' screen had small rainbows dripping down from the pink background. White and yellow along with light blue glitter sparkled one the sides of each rainbow. A dandelion colored flower with pink glitter outlining it popped out in the center of the screen. Bakura cocked an eyebrow while Marik stared at the screen with the "what the fuck..." face. Ryou's eyes opened slowly and saw what he wished he would never see since eight months ago...
It was Facts For Fats, a.k.a F.F.F! F.F.F is and always will be the most dumbest video AND show ever created! It's mostly about the people who act dumb and fat! That's mostly it! More dumber then Teletubbies! Teletubbies would be more appreciated the Facts For Fats! Ryou shook his head slowly and looked over at Bakura and Marik. He stared at them with worried look. He was afraid they would do something distracting to others.
Marik blinked once and turned his head to Ryou. Ryou gave a sweet small smile and glanced over to his very undelighted yami. The spirit of the Millenium Ring just sat at his seat staring at the stupid minature TV. Ryou turned his attention to the seat infront of him. Marik took Ryou's hand and started to play with his slender fingers. Marik didn't want to watch the TV screen. Ryou blinked and his cheeks turned a light pink. Marik laced his fingers with Ryou's. Ryou slowly looked down at their laced hands. He gave a little smile and looked up at Marik.
Marik grinned at Ryou then looked up a the small TV. "I wonder what's this one...movie or show..." He said sarcastically. "I don't want to know..." Tomb robber said staring at out this window. Marik shook his head slowly then leaned back into the soft airplane chair. "Uh-huh...." He let go of Ryou's hand. Ryou let out a relieved sigh as he pulled his hand back over his other hand. He thought something bad was going to happen.
Bakura's POV
NOW WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?! THIS STUPID SHOW I'VE SEEN EIGHT MONTHS AGO!! I NEVER THOUGHT THIS RA DAMN SHOW WOULD NEVER BE SEEN AGAIN FROM MY EYES! RA! SOMEONE TURN THIS CRAP OFF! RA DOESN'T KNOW HOW CRAPPY AND STUPID THIS SHOW IS!!! GEEZ! SOMEONE SHOOT ME! NOW! SOMEBODY!!! HELLO?!!!!
Oh wait I'm talking to myself?
What the hell...
I don't want to watch this show...or is it the movie? Whatever...I don't really care.. I mean F.F.F? Facts For Fats? What the fuck is that?! It's should be Facts For Fuckers! Damnit I hate this movie/show! It's a show and it turned into a fucking movie! Damnit! Can I hold all this anger in for ever?
I THINK NOT!
But I should listen to my hikari....Like earlier.... What he told me....
~~~Flash Back~~~
"Please `Kura! Please behave!"
'Why should I?'
"Because!"
'?'
"Because I want you to! If you don't you'll make another scene! Please Bakura-sama..."
'.......'
"Please..."
'......'
"Please...."
'Fine.......'
"THANKS!"
'What the heck did I just do? Did I just agree to that?!'
"Yup!"
'Ra damn you.'
~~~Flash Back Ends~~~
Well........a promise.........IS A THING FROM HELL! WHAT THE HECK! I NEED TO KNOW THE FUCK MADE THIS SHOW! AND WHEN I FIND HIM OR HER I WILL--
"Exuse me sir..." A small squeky voice called me, I think.
--What the fuck?
"Sir?" The voice called me again. 'What?!' I asked looking up seeing a little girl. 'What do you want little girl?'. "Mommy wants to know the time. What time is it?" The little girl asked me. 'Whatever...' I said rolling my eyes at her. She blinked and smiled. "Time please.". 'Time for you to get a watch....' I said and turned my whole attention out the window. The small girl sat back down.
Yami's POV
"//Finally yami!// Please tell me your problem! Please!"
'\\My problem...my problem...what's my problem?!\\'
"//Yes yami. Your problem.//"
'\\I HAVE A LOT OF PROBLEMS!\\'
"//Well what is it then? I would like to help you with your problems y'know. You're not the only one who helps y'know.//"
'\\One: I'm sitting next to an asshole! Who never shuts her fucking mouth! She's lecturing me about what we should do TOGETHER at Hawaii!!!'
"//Why?//"
'\\WHY?! WHY?!\\'
"//Yes yami why?//"
'\\I DON'T KNOW!!!\\'
"//I think she likes you.//"
'\\/I THINK I HAVE NOTICED THAT!\\'
"//Aaah so you've notice...//"
'\\YES!!!YES I HAVE NOTICED DAMNIT!!!\\'
"//Yami you should calm down! Take a deep breath...inhale...exhale...inhale...exhale//"
'\\WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME WHAT TO DO?!\\'
"//To help you...//"
'\\Then stop...YOUR NOT A--y'know those people who help others in theropy.\\'
"//Yes......I know....I try though...//"
'\\Yugi...\\'
"//Yes Yami?//"
'\\Be quiet....Just shut your mouth...\\'
"//*sniff* Why?//"
'\\It's not helping me at all...\\'
"//FINE!!!//"
'\\*sigh*\\'
Yugi got off the telepathic conversation. I let out a sigh. I can't wait until we get to Hawaii....It'll all be much better...I hope...
When it's December 1st and you want to spend Christmas at a tropical island..like oh say Hawii? This is the Hawii Christmas story! Read to find out what trouble the Yugioh cast gets into!
Chibi Mousie: It's been awhile since I had a long vacation -_-U;;
"//....//" Hikari to Yami
"\\....\\" Yami to Hikar
Chibi Mousie: Sorry...-_- I forgot about that...^^;
Holiday Inn
By Chibi Mousie
Chapter 4 Plane Ride
Normal POV
Inside the airplane the group was sitting in their seats talking about Hawaii and other activities that they could do there. Téa was talking to Yami, which he barely was listeing to her. Tristain was nudgeing Yami, just to bother him. Bakura and Marik were talking about who's better. Ryou just listened to their quarrel. Duke day dreamed about Serenity. Yugi was doing nothing in particular. He was just having some random thoughts. Yami, on the other hand, was too thinking. But he was thinking about the the bad thoughts that would happen in Hawaii in particular.
Mokuba frowned, he didn't want to listen to the blonde teenage girl. She was talking about her old boyfriend that admitted he was gay.
The smelly fat man was no better.
Mokuba quickly jumped out of his seat and hurried over to his big brother. "Seto..." Mokuba whined. "I don't want to sit with them!" He pointed at the teenager and the man. "Switch with Tristain..." Kaiba suggested. "Cool!" Mokuba ran to Tristain. "Hey Tristain if you give me you seat, I'll give you mine!". Tristain scratched his head and shrugged. "What do I get?" He asked. "My plane seat..." Mokuba said pointing at the empty seat. Tristain smiled and got off the seat to sit with the teenager and the fat smelly man. The teenager's eyes widened and walked away from Tristain. She was getting another seat.
Tristain frowned and turned to the man. "Hi I'm Tristain and I want to talk to someone." He said smiling at the man. "Ooouuh?" The smelly man farted and everyone started coughing. Bakura, Marik and Yami stopped breathing, they didn't need to breathe. After all they aren't human, they were essence.
"Oh my God!" Téa screamed pinching her nose at the stench. "Who did THAT one?!". Yami shrugged and said. "Who knows...". "Sooner or later we could get to Hawaii right? Soon?" Téa asked holding Yami's arm loosely. "Yes Téa...sooner or later...we are at Hawaii and you'll get away from the fat smelly people...and be with whoever." Yami said with a meaningless effort to make Téa feel better. "Thanks..." Téa smiled and hugged Yami. "For what?" Yami questioned in a mutter and glanced at the window. "Hmmmm..." Téa nuzzled Yami's shoulder and closed her eyes.
Yami's POV
What did I do? I didn't say absoultely NOTHING. And look! She's nuzzling and cuddling me like I was a teddybear, waiting to be loved...Or even wore...her boyfriend! Yuck! I for one would and never be her boyfriend. If it was the end of the world-and might I add never will be so far- I wouldn't go out with her! Not even have any sexual intercourse with her! God for bid if it was even the end of the world! I rather die..........again!
Technically dieing....I'm like the undead!
...Whatever...
I wonder what I'm going to do at Hawaii...What'll be instore this time? Will it just be a regular trip with a couple of friends and two pychotic spirits? Or will it be a chaos trip? Will we even make it to Hawaii? What if the plane crashes? What if there's there's a stick up? And the bastards crash the plane into the ocean and we are forced to do...who-knows-what! What if we were forced onto an island.....
I don't have a good feeling about this...
"//Yami! Yami!//"
'\\Hikari?! What's wrong?!\\'
"//Nothing! Yami is something troubling you?//"
'\\Oh Yugi... No, there's nothing wrong with me...\\'
"//I think there is...//"
'\\Well there isn't!\\'
"//Yami! Please! You should stop worrying so much! Geez! It's like you're a mother and you one of your kids just been killed and you have only two left! It's like you're protecting from everything!!!//"
'\\.......\\'
"//Yami?//"
'\\......\\'
"//Yami?!//
'\\........\\'
"//Yami?//"
'\\........\\'
"//Yami!//"
'\\........\\'
"//Yami!!!!!! HELLO!? ARE YOU THERE?//"
'\\........\\'
"//Yami!!!//"
'\\........\\'
"//Yami!!!!//"
'\\........\\'
Yugi's POV
Oh no! Is Yami okay?! Did I say something wrong? Oh my God! What did I do?! What happened?! I was just trying to tell him the truth...
Normal POV
The plane flew into the white clouds. Several minature black Sony TVs was being lowered from the ceiling of the plane. The minature TVs hung over several seats people sat in. Yugi looked up at the TV and tilted his head. "What going on?" He asked no one in particular. Duke shrugged and he too tilted his head slightly. "Maybe were going to watch a movie." Malik said sarcasticly smacking his temple lightly and the his hand bounced off. Yugi looked down at his hands and frowned. Duke's head faced the window and rolled his eyes at Malik. Malik's eye twitched as he crossed his arms.
The lights turned off and the TVs turned on. A old lady turned on her little light to continue reading her novel. Kaiba started typing on his laptop and Mokuba just stared at his older brother. Bakura and Marik's quarrel started to ware down. Ryou closed his eyes and praying for the two yamis to stop fighting.
And God has answered his prayers!
Ryou's prayer worked like a charm. Bakura and Marik stared silently at the TV. It was like they were in a trance. The TVs' screen had small rainbows dripping down from the pink background. White and yellow along with light blue glitter sparkled one the sides of each rainbow. A dandelion colored flower with pink glitter outlining it popped out in the center of the screen. Bakura cocked an eyebrow while Marik stared at the screen with the "what the fuck..." face. Ryou's eyes opened slowly and saw what he wished he would never see since eight months ago...
It was Facts For Fats, a.k.a F.F.F! F.F.F is and always will be the most dumbest video AND show ever created! It's mostly about the people who act dumb and fat! That's mostly it! More dumber then Teletubbies! Teletubbies would be more appreciated the Facts For Fats! Ryou shook his head slowly and looked over at Bakura and Marik. He stared at them with worried look. He was afraid they would do something distracting to others.
Marik blinked once and turned his head to Ryou. Ryou gave a sweet small smile and glanced over to his very undelighted yami. The spirit of the Millenium Ring just sat at his seat staring at the stupid minature TV. Ryou turned his attention to the seat infront of him. Marik took Ryou's hand and started to play with his slender fingers. Marik didn't want to watch the TV screen. Ryou blinked and his cheeks turned a light pink. Marik laced his fingers with Ryou's. Ryou slowly looked down at their laced hands. He gave a little smile and looked up at Marik.
Marik grinned at Ryou then looked up a the small TV. "I wonder what's this one...movie or show..." He said sarcastically. "I don't want to know..." Tomb robber said staring at out this window. Marik shook his head slowly then leaned back into the soft airplane chair. "Uh-huh...." He let go of Ryou's hand. Ryou let out a relieved sigh as he pulled his hand back over his other hand. He thought something bad was going to happen.
Bakura's POV
NOW WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?! THIS STUPID SHOW I'VE SEEN EIGHT MONTHS AGO!! I NEVER THOUGHT THIS RA DAMN SHOW WOULD NEVER BE SEEN AGAIN FROM MY EYES! RA! SOMEONE TURN THIS CRAP OFF! RA DOESN'T KNOW HOW CRAPPY AND STUPID THIS SHOW IS!!! GEEZ! SOMEONE SHOOT ME! NOW! SOMEBODY!!! HELLO?!!!!
Oh wait I'm talking to myself?
What the hell...
I don't want to watch this show...or is it the movie? Whatever...I don't really care.. I mean F.F.F? Facts For Fats? What the fuck is that?! It's should be Facts For Fuckers! Damnit I hate this movie/show! It's a show and it turned into a fucking movie! Damnit! Can I hold all this anger in for ever?
I THINK NOT!
But I should listen to my hikari....Like earlier.... What he told me....
~~~Flash Back~~~
"Please `Kura! Please behave!"
'Why should I?'
"Because!"
'?'
"Because I want you to! If you don't you'll make another scene! Please Bakura-sama..."
'.......'
"Please..."
'......'
"Please...."
'Fine.......'
"THANKS!"
'What the heck did I just do? Did I just agree to that?!'
"Yup!"
'Ra damn you.'
~~~Flash Back Ends~~~
Well........a promise.........IS A THING FROM HELL! WHAT THE HECK! I NEED TO KNOW THE FUCK MADE THIS SHOW! AND WHEN I FIND HIM OR HER I WILL--
"Exuse me sir..." A small squeky voice called me, I think.
--What the fuck?
"Sir?" The voice called me again. 'What?!' I asked looking up seeing a little girl. 'What do you want little girl?'. "Mommy wants to know the time. What time is it?" The little girl asked me. 'Whatever...' I said rolling my eyes at her. She blinked and smiled. "Time please.". 'Time for you to get a watch....' I said and turned my whole attention out the window. The small girl sat back down.
Yami's POV
"//Finally yami!// Please tell me your problem! Please!"
'\\My problem...my problem...what's my problem?!\\'
"//Yes yami. Your problem.//"
'\\I HAVE A LOT OF PROBLEMS!\\'
"//Well what is it then? I would like to help you with your problems y'know. You're not the only one who helps y'know.//"
'\\One: I'm sitting next to an asshole! Who never shuts her fucking mouth! She's lecturing me about what we should do TOGETHER at Hawaii!!!'
"//Why?//"
'\\WHY?! WHY?!\\'
"//Yes yami why?//"
'\\I DON'T KNOW!!!\\'
"//I think she likes you.//"
'\\/I THINK I HAVE NOTICED THAT!\\'
"//Aaah so you've notice...//"
'\\YES!!!YES I HAVE NOTICED DAMNIT!!!\\'
"//Yami you should calm down! Take a deep breath...inhale...exhale...inhale...exhale//"
'\\WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME WHAT TO DO?!\\'
"//To help you...//"
'\\Then stop...YOUR NOT A--y'know those people who help others in theropy.\\'
"//Yes......I know....I try though...//"
'\\Yugi...\\'
"//Yes Yami?//"
'\\Be quiet....Just shut your mouth...\\'
"//*sniff* Why?//"
'\\It's not helping me at all...\\'
"//FINE!!!//"
'\\*sigh*\\'
Yugi got off the telepathic conversation. I let out a sigh. I can't wait until we get to Hawaii....It'll all be much better...I hope...