I write this story during my hour break in college, so it will usually be shot and sometimes rushed. Please be understanding and don't be too harsh on reviews.

'....... I don't wish to wake up today. Nope I definite do not want to get up. Hmmm.... Why the heck is it so warm in here today? Oh wait... not only there is something in my arms.... It's pretty comfortable, warm, soft and cozy. I kind of like the smell also.' Shinji thought to him self lying in his bed.

'Wait a minute... warm and soft? It can't be..... Wait it is! It smells like Asuka's shampoo. Oh well, this is my bed and I'm not getting up because Asuka is lying right besides me in my arm.'

"AAHHHHHHH PERVERT!" Asuka screamed out as soon as three of her senses kicked into overdrive. Her reaction was to pick up the nearest object and throw at the offender. Which happened to be a pillow.

"Jeee... you sleep in my bad, and hit me with my pillow, what next, strangle me with MY sheet!?" Shinji asked

'GAH! I was only joking, joking!" Shinji chocked out as Asuka begin to use sheet as a rope to strangle Shinji.

"How dare you try to take advantage of me while I was sleeping!" Asuka shouted.

"Me? Incase you did not know, your bed is over there." Shinji stated pointing at the bed opposite side of the room. "This happens to be my bed. So that means you took advantage of defenseless poor innocent me while I was asleep"

"I did no such thing!" Asuka shouted once more.

"Well... we could ask Misato, after all there is video camera in this room." Shinji stated pointing at the ceiling. "But tell you the truth, I don't mind that much Asuka, when you get lonely at nights and need company, know that my bed is always open for you."

"Thanks." Asuka stated automatically, then it dawned on her what he was implying. "YOU SON OF A B!!!!!!" rest of her words where drowned out as Shinji walked into the shower.

"That son of a beep of a beep Beep son of a beep I should freaking shoot the beep out of his beeping beep head!" Asuka's terror continued as she entered the command center.

"Err.... If you are talking about Shinji, I'm not a bastard, I'm not a fucking pig, and I definitely do not need to be shot down there." Gendo stated dryly watching the new pilot walk in. "Just for that, I'm deducting your pay check."

"ARGH!" Asuka screamed storming out of the command center.

Shinji couldn't help the sigh. After several hours of practicing with Asuka, he has learned one thing. This girl really lacks patience and every thing seems competition to her. Dancing is not Shinji's forte. Give him a sword and tell him to chop something, he would gladly do it. Tell him to put a rose in his mouth and dance a tango; he would give you the look that clearly says. "You got to be kidding me"

But give him an EVA to sit in and tell him to dance with Asuka; he will ask you a question. "If I step on Unit 02's toe by accident, would Asuka feel it?"

That has lead to cutting of the nerve in Eva's toe. Now Shinji and Asuka is bit impaired when they try to jump. Oh, jumping is fine and dandy, but with out the toes, landing is difficult at best.

"So... explain to me why we are inside out EVA dancing?" Shinji asked once more.

"BECAUE YOU TWO HAVE MASTERED THE MOVES OUT OF EVA ALREADY!!!!!!" Misato screamed at Shinji.

"So... sense we have mastered the moves, WHY ARE WE STILL PLACTICING!" Shinji screamed back.

"DON'T YOU RAISE YOUR VOICE AT ME YOUNG MAN! NO DINNER FOR YOU!" Misato shouted back.

"Oh yea? Guess what? I will never ever cook for you again" Shinji replied in calm corrective voice, all his excitement gone.

It only took few minutes before he heard Misato's voice once more. "Please Shinji, I'm so sorry, I take it all back. Forgive me?"

'hehehehehehe, finally those cooking lessons pays off.' Shinji thought with goofy grin. "So when is the mission?"

"Write now." Gendo stated over the COM link.

"Where the hell did you come from?" Shinji asked in surprise.

"That is not in your need to know bases." Gendo replied.

"Heh, I bet you where playing that X-box 2 Evangelion fighting game." Shinji replied through the COM link.

"What? There is a game out that is based on our Eva?" Ritsuko asked.

"Ooops....." Shinji stated sheepishly scratching back of his head as all eyes in command center turned to look at Shinji. "Would it be too late if I said, I didn't do it?"

"Shinji!!!!!, you have better made my Unit 02 look good in that game, or else!" Asuka stated threaten.

"Shouldn't we be more worried about that twin angel up above? I mean it's only trying to break through our defense and kill us all, it's no threat really." Misato stated sarcastically.

"Go and dance like you want to win!" Misato said giving the command for launch.

Two Eva units flew into the air, being shot out like a cannon ball. As they descended, Asuka gracefully cut the Angel in two, dividing the beast once more. Two Eva used evasive maneuver, shooting and hiding. Trying to coordinate the two angels into right position. Timers where now running out, as two Eva took to the air once more. Twisting and turning, adding momentum as they descended a final graceful kick to fish this fight once and for all. However luck was against Shinji as his target tripped over Misato's car, instead of kicking the Angel's core, Shinji ended up creating twenty feet deep crater.

"God damn it! Who the hell parked there?" Misato screamed.

"Err ma'm? That is your car." Maya stated pointing at the visual.

"What!!! NO!!!!!!! MY CAR! I still had payments left on it! OH that beautiful paint is all ruined!" Misato shouted hysterically. "SHINJI! Grab the power cable and kick its ASS!"

"I can't believe she's talking about the paint when her entire car is a pancake." Ritsuko stated sipping her coffee.

Eventually, two Eva's rounded up the angels and successfully defeated them.