Here's chapter one for all of you. I decided to add Numbuh 86 to spice up the story a little. May seem a little short but oh, well. What can you do?

Once again, I am not responsible for KND so don't sue me if you hate this story :/

Chapter 1

"Wake yer lazy arses up!!" The voice boomed loud throughout the entire tree house, interrupting

an otherwise peaceful morning. Numbuhs 1-5 had all groaned, and groggily got dressed when

they were confronted by Frannie, aka Numbuh 86, wearing her odd headgear and all, and her

entourage--troops 44 and 32. She gave Numbuh 1 the evil eye when he appeared, still half-

asleep.

"What's the meaning of this?" Numbuh 1 asked, angry at being awakened. Numbuhs 2-5

anxiously stood behind their leader.

"We're here to take away yer privileges, as direct orders from Numbuh 362 herself." She

walked over to Numbuh 1 and handed him a yellow sheet of paper. His eyes skimmed the note

and he confirmed it with a curt nod. He had to grind his teeth so that he wouldn't say anything to

get himself in even MORE trouble.

"Our privileges? NO way! You can't do that to us! Numbuh 1, you've got to stop her--"

"Hush, Numbuh 4. Let Numbuh 86 and her team complete their mission. The best thing for our

team to do right now is to cooperate," Numbuh 1 commanded, casting Numbuh 86 a frosty

glare.

"'Tis good to know yer not as stupid as ye look," Numbuh 86 smirked as she brushed past him.

She took another piece of paper out of her pocket and read a list off. "First, we'll kindly be takin'

all yer weapons. Numbuhs 44! Scan each and every operatives' room for weapons of any kind,

ye hear? Numbuh 32, take their computers and disconnect their satellite system. NOW!

Numbuh 67, destroy and dismantle every single mode of transportation they have..." Her voice

seemed to fade into the background as Numbuhs 1-5 stared at each other, shocked. This can't

be happening. I must be having a nightmare. I need to wake up! Numbuh 2 thought

frantically. He came up with an idea and pinched Numbuh 5 and Numbuh 3 on their butts.

SMACK!

SLAP!

POW!

Nope. He was awake all right. He rubbed his cheeks.

"You bettah keep your disgustin' hands off of me!" Numbuh 5 snapped, giving him another

shove.

"Yeah, what are you? Some kind of pervert, Numbuh 2?!" Numbuh 3 pulled her sweater down

to cover her derriere and walked over to stand by Numbuh 1's other side. She formed a cross

with her two index fingers (like in the vampire movies) and mouthed, "You better stay away from

me."

When Numbuh 86 reentered the room, Numbuh 1 tried not to beg, "You can't take our

computers or our weapons! What if our tree house comes under attack? How will we radio in

for help?" He had his palms up to her, desperately trying to change her mind.

Numbuh 86, undaunted, only answered, "Don't be worryin' about that, Nigel. What ye should

be worryin' about is savin' yer little arses from bein' decommissioned! Yer all lucky yer still here!

And, I want to say one more thing. . .expect to be seein' a lot more of me for the next two

weeks. I'm goin' to be keepin' me eye out on ya. So DON'T TRY ANYTHING STUPID!"

She signaled for her troops, all carrying boxes of weaponry, gizmos, and other technology. She

nodded and they all left, leaving a cloud of smoke in the air from their spaceship.

"We're screwed," Numbuh 2 said to no one in particular. Numbuh 3 was trying desperately to

hold back her tears. Numbuh 5 was looking at their leader with concern. Numbuh 4 was too

shocked to do anything, and Numbuh 2 thought gravely, I'm going to have to come up with

something.

What to look forward to in next chapter. Bored now more than ever, Hoagie's pranks grow increasingly serious and over the edge. Look for more 3/4, 1/5 angst, 1/Lizzie, and, oh yeah--Numbuh 86.