well I don't own Sonic the hog!
Sonic woke up on the couch of his apartment. He was having a hangover. He was drinking Jack Daniels and stayed up listening to Queen.
"I think I'm going to go to Sam Ash today," said Sonic. He ran out of his apartment without closing the door. He hopped into his car, a 1988 Honda Accord.
He walked into the music store. He picked up his dream guitar, a white fender stratocaster. He pulled out a cigarette then started to play the intro to "Stairway to Heaven" by Van Halen.
An employee was annoyed. The yelled at Sonic.
"HEY! NO STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN!" they yelled, pushing an alarm. Several moments later, Sonic was dragged off by several strong men.
He woke up in a jail cell.
"Bye," said Sonic, "I need to go home and listen to Led Zeppelin," said Sonic, pulling out a joint.
Sonic walked wearily down the street with the brim pulled way down low. He walked into a record store.
"Do you have any copies of Led Zeppelin IV in yet?" asked a kid with lots of acne. He then walked over to look for any albums by Judas Priest.
Sonic decided to make the kid mad.
"I want a copy of Led Zeppelin IV, because I wore my copy out," said Sonic, pulling out a cigarette, but he didn't.
"That will be $29.95," said the worker. Sonic paid with his Amax credit card.
"Well, do you?" said the kid with lots of acne.
"Aha, we just sold the last copy to him," they said, pointing to Sonic.
The kid ran away crying. Sonic laughed. The worker answered the phone and walked into an "Employees only" door. Sonic walked behind the register so he could make costumers mad.
"I need a copy of Judas Priest," said a 13 year old girl, preparing to get her money out.
"Which Judas Priest?" said Sonic.
"Defenders of Faith," she said.
"Why would someone like YOU listen to Judas Priest?" said Sonic, preparing to call security. She was dragged off by several strong men.
"Excuse me, where do you keep the 8 track players?" said a kid with ripped up jeans, "Because I bought an 8 track of-"
"SHUT UP!" yelled Sonic. The kid was dragged off by several strong men.
"Where do you keep the Nirvana albums?" said a teenager with long hair, a flannel shirt, and ripped up jeans, "Because I'm grunge now."
"We don't sell Nirvana, because they suck," said Sonic, pressing a button for security, and the teenager was dragged off by several strong men.
"Excuse me, did Queen release their album A Night at The Opera yet?" said a 16 year old girl with very long hair and vintage clothes, and a high voice.
"Erm…no not yet," said Sonic, about to press the security button.
"Well, when will it be in?" she said, brushing her hair.
"Um…next Tuesday," said Sonic.
"I hear that president Nixon recently resigned," she said, "I'm going to see Led Zeppelin live next week."
"Yeah," said Sonic, trying not to laugh, "Be sure to meet their drummer."
"I think they are going to release Physical Graffiti soon," she said.
"DAMNIT! ITS NOT 1975 ANYMORE!" yelled Sonic, pressing the security button. She was dragged off by several strong men.
"I'm alternative because I like Pearl Jam", said a kid with a shirt from Lollapalooza.
Sonic pressed the security button. He ran out of the store, because the worker was coming back.
Sonic realized he contracted AIDS. He died 12 hours later, on November 24th 1991.
THE END
Sonic woke up on the couch of his apartment. He was having a hangover. He was drinking Jack Daniels and stayed up listening to Queen.
"I think I'm going to go to Sam Ash today," said Sonic. He ran out of his apartment without closing the door. He hopped into his car, a 1988 Honda Accord.
He walked into the music store. He picked up his dream guitar, a white fender stratocaster. He pulled out a cigarette then started to play the intro to "Stairway to Heaven" by Van Halen.
An employee was annoyed. The yelled at Sonic.
"HEY! NO STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN!" they yelled, pushing an alarm. Several moments later, Sonic was dragged off by several strong men.
He woke up in a jail cell.
"Bye," said Sonic, "I need to go home and listen to Led Zeppelin," said Sonic, pulling out a joint.
Sonic walked wearily down the street with the brim pulled way down low. He walked into a record store.
"Do you have any copies of Led Zeppelin IV in yet?" asked a kid with lots of acne. He then walked over to look for any albums by Judas Priest.
Sonic decided to make the kid mad.
"I want a copy of Led Zeppelin IV, because I wore my copy out," said Sonic, pulling out a cigarette, but he didn't.
"That will be $29.95," said the worker. Sonic paid with his Amax credit card.
"Well, do you?" said the kid with lots of acne.
"Aha, we just sold the last copy to him," they said, pointing to Sonic.
The kid ran away crying. Sonic laughed. The worker answered the phone and walked into an "Employees only" door. Sonic walked behind the register so he could make costumers mad.
"I need a copy of Judas Priest," said a 13 year old girl, preparing to get her money out.
"Which Judas Priest?" said Sonic.
"Defenders of Faith," she said.
"Why would someone like YOU listen to Judas Priest?" said Sonic, preparing to call security. She was dragged off by several strong men.
"Excuse me, where do you keep the 8 track players?" said a kid with ripped up jeans, "Because I bought an 8 track of-"
"SHUT UP!" yelled Sonic. The kid was dragged off by several strong men.
"Where do you keep the Nirvana albums?" said a teenager with long hair, a flannel shirt, and ripped up jeans, "Because I'm grunge now."
"We don't sell Nirvana, because they suck," said Sonic, pressing a button for security, and the teenager was dragged off by several strong men.
"Excuse me, did Queen release their album A Night at The Opera yet?" said a 16 year old girl with very long hair and vintage clothes, and a high voice.
"Erm…no not yet," said Sonic, about to press the security button.
"Well, when will it be in?" she said, brushing her hair.
"Um…next Tuesday," said Sonic.
"I hear that president Nixon recently resigned," she said, "I'm going to see Led Zeppelin live next week."
"Yeah," said Sonic, trying not to laugh, "Be sure to meet their drummer."
"I think they are going to release Physical Graffiti soon," she said.
"DAMNIT! ITS NOT 1975 ANYMORE!" yelled Sonic, pressing the security button. She was dragged off by several strong men.
"I'm alternative because I like Pearl Jam", said a kid with a shirt from Lollapalooza.
Sonic pressed the security button. He ran out of the store, because the worker was coming back.
Sonic realized he contracted AIDS. He died 12 hours later, on November 24th 1991.
THE END