Discalimer: I don't own the characters ya'll know that because if I did it would be in a ok somewhere and not in this site ya dig
OK I took this concept from "Buffy The Vampire Slayer" episode 'Once more with Feeling' yea I put my own twist because I a huge BTVS fan and I think it'd cool ta see all the X-man dudes actually singing in the episodes yea well I modified all the songs to fit the X-men so yea!!
frost-bite- not at all scary I can do the same thing…ok yea scary but fun
AngieX- I know the lyrics are supposed to be fun and the fact that they KNOW their singing that's cool.
Rogue Le Beau- sorry I got plans for our dear Peitro I mean someones gotta be my twisted version of Dawn right……I mean what wait sshhhh I didn't say that *looks nervously at sleeping muse* *sigh* that was a close one anyone asks you didn't hear that from me *put on wig, big black glasses, and brown overcoat* I never was here!!!
To all my other reviewers I luv you all!!!! Thanks for all the lovely reviews keep 'em coming!!!
Ok on with the Story!!!
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Once More With Feeling: X-men Style
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Everyone was sitting in the Rec. Room an odd tension in the air. The students were playing the games and the adults were having coffee in the corner, except for Logan who was absent from the festivities, keeping a weary eye on the children. Rogue walked in, in her usual huff of anger. Rogue looked around curiously.
"uhmm Hey everybody does anybody notice anythang differen' about todah?" she tried to ask casually, her southern drawl giving away her desperate covered sound.
"No why" Jean asked settling her eyes on Rogue intently.
"So everythangs fahne right?"
"Yea like are you okay Rogue" Kitty asked as she came near Rogue and placed a hand on Rogue's shoulder. Rogue flinched and took an unconscious step backwards slightly. Kitty looked a little hurt but understood.
"So everythangs good no one lahke did anything unusual right lahke uhmmm…." Rogue walked around and stood with her back to everyone. "..Brake inta song," she said quickly glancing back with red cheeks from embarrassment.
The professor dropped his coffee cup "yes"
"Mon deiu you to" Remy said eyes wide in shock. "I taught it was only Remy."
"I know I thought it was only me I mean I was doing my chores and suddenly I'm singing and dancing about dishes." Jean said. Everyone started nodding his or her head in agreement.
"Was it lahke one second your singing and it's lahke its tha most norma' in da world and all of a sudden ya stop singin' and it's all werd lahke ya know" Rogue said visibly relaxing and slumping into the nearest couch. Scott turned to look at the Professor and the other adults.
"Professor do have any idea what's happening?" Scott asked everyone's eyes settling on the Prof for some answers. He looked at everyone thoughtfully and sit his elbow on his head for a sign of thinking.
Prof: I've got a theory
it's a mutant
A dancing mutant
Eh, something isn't right here
Storm: I've got a theory
Some new mutant dreaming
And were all stuck inside
His wacky Broadway nightmare
Scott: I've got a theory
We should work this out
Rogue: It's getting eerie
What's this cheery singing
All about!
The music played and everything. Everyone in the room suddenly stood facing one way. The walked slowly taking long strides and doing dance moves all in sync with the words and everything.
Bobby: I gotta theory
It's those stupid psychics
As Jean and the Professor looked at Bobby glaringly. A homicidal threat radiating from Jean towards Bobby. Bobby looked at them with a nervous smile.
Bobby: Which is ridiculous
'Cause psychics,
They are powerful
very good
And love the earth
And equal power,
And I'll be over here now
Bobby turned around and sat silently on the couch in a fetal position.
Kurt: I gotta theory
It could be bunnies...
[crickets chirp]
Everyone looked oddly at Kurt and his moronic out burst and returned to the song
Rogue: I gotta a theory..
Light emerged from somewhere and focused on Kurt as everyone was submerged and darkness as the tempo of the music changed into a rock central and Kurt rocked out his verse.
Kurt: Bunnies aren't just cute
Life everybody supposes
They got them hoppin feet
And twitchy little noses
And what's with all those carrots
Why do they need good eyesight for anyways
Bunnies it must be Bunnies!
The light disappeared and everyone looked at Kurt strangely. He nervously smiled and shrugged. As the music returned to normal.
Kurt: or maybe midgets
Kurt avoided eye contact as they still looked at him as the original tempo started up
Professor: I got theory we should work this fast
Ms. Munroe came up, placed her palm on Kurt's forehead and his check, and looked at him sympathetically.
Prof & Ororo: because it clearly
Could get serious
Before it's past
Rogue: I got a theory...
Jean stood tall as she interrupted Rogue changing the tempo and song.
Jean: It doesn't matter
What can't we face if we're together
What's in this place that we can't whether
Apocalypse
Yea he's been here
The same old trip
Why should we care?
All: What can't we do if we get in it?
We're working through it every minute
We have to try
We'll pay the price
It's do or die
Rogue: 'cuz we can't die twice
All: What can't we face
Logan walks in the song catching on to even him
Logan: What can't face
All: if we're together
What's in this place that we can't whether
Jean: There's nothing we can't face
Kurt: except for bunnies
Everyone sat down on the couches, the big sing-along, hopefully gone.
"Wow. Did like anyone except me think that was like way cool" Kitty said the first to break the silence with her bubbly personality.
"Ya know if this X-men biz goes flat at least we'll have a cheesy Broadway career to fall back on right," Bobby said smiling.
"Ifn ya'll are done with the moronic burst 'bout that cheery singin' did any o' ya'll think and wonder if it's just us cuz that would mean a attack rahght?" Rogue said retaining insight that the others overlooked.
"That's right this could be a fluke, and attack, or some new mutant's powers flaring up and out of control" Professor Xavier theorized.
"Oh please no more theories" Logan said grabbing his coffee and hightailing it out of the room before they decided to start up another little dance number.
"Dude you mean there's a mutant out there that can make people just drop everything and brake into song and dance numbers. Can you say ultimate revenge or what. I totally need to meet this mutant he could so get back at all those stupid jerks at school I would love to see them start singing about a bad grades or brake ups this is so cool!" Bobby burst out.
"Yes Bobby this is a unique power something that involves more research in the mean while I'll try to locate this mutant with cerebro while you guys go and have your session with Ororo" The Prof said beginning to leave.
"Professor what if we start singing again?" Jean asked. Everyone listen slightly curious about the answer.
"Just ride it out it doesn't seem dangerous. All you'll be doing is singing and dancing nothing harmful right." He answered rolling out of the room.
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A man dressed in khakis and a blue flannel shirt was tap dancing down a deserted alleyway. His feet started smoking as he moved faster and deeper into the dance. Suddenly he burst into flames and started screaming. A blonde haired girl stepped around the corner and watched the man burn. She pulled something out her pocket and walked over to the flame engulfed man. He screamed for help from the girl. She looked at him, cocked her head to the side and thrust the tip of a cigarette into the flames to light it. She brought to her mouth and blew the smoke at the slowly melting man. She watched the flames die down, her ice blue eyes filled with glee. She thrust her hand out and blue swirls lifted from the man's ashes and went into her hand. She smirked and smashed her finished cigarette into his remains with her foot, and silently turned and walked away.
~Dun Dun Dun~
A/N: ohhh I lve writing this story it's so fun!!!!! Leave me a review, tell me what you think!!!! Pretty please!!!