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OK I took this concept from "Buffy The Vampire Slayer" episode 'Once more with Feeling' yea I put my own twist because I a huge BTVS fan and I think it'd cool ta see all the X-man dudes actually singing in the episodes yea well I modified all the songs to fit the X-men so yea!!

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Once More With Feeling: X-men Style

"It's weird huh, all the singing" Scott asked Jean as he dunked a dirty dish into some soapy water grumpily and handed it to jean.

"I guess, though I must admit seeing Logan dance was really amusing," she giggled while glaring a little a Scott and washing the dish properly. Suddenly the kitchen door slammed closed, as Rogue stormed past them.

"Rogue don't slam the doors" Scott said not even looking up.

"Go to hell preppy" Rogue choked out, her voice had none of the fire and snap it usually was filled with.

"Rogue….is everything alrigh…." Scott started reaching a hand out for Rogue shoulder.

"You finish that sentance and I'll break your arm, why don't you and your preppy little wife to be go jump off a bridge, and live those who are cursed with problems alone" she yelled facing them. Jean gasped as she saw Rogue make up all gone but most of all were the tears streaming freely down her cheek. Rogue ran out of the kitchen her suppressed sobs heard, even through the huge oak door.

"I'll kill that no good dirty rotten thief if it's the last thing I…"

"Save ya' threat mon ami Remy all ready wanna blow me up" Gambit's said voice drifted through their ears. Scott lunged at him, grabbed his shirt and slammed him into a wall.

"Scott put him down" Jean yelled, caught off guard by the act.

"Remy be thinking ya shoul' lis'en tad a Mrs. She only be watchin yo' back ami" Remy stated grabbing Scott's shirt and charging it. Scott Placed his free hand his glasses and pushed them forward enough to see a bright glow behind them.

"How much you wanna bet I won't miss" Scott said menacingly.

ENOUGH!!! Jean screamed out loud and in their heads.

"Uncharge his shirt and put your glasses back on" she nodded to them both, they complied. Remy straighten his shirt and pushed Scott out the way.

"Keep hold of da wifey, she might save your life one o' dese days, now I gotta go cheer up ma cherie" he walked out the door.

"Can you imagine that dirty thief thinks you're my wife how dumb is that, we are just friends" Scott said starring intently at the door.

"c-mon it isn't that dumb is it" Jean joked as she returned to the dishes. Suddenly Jean turned around swiftly whipping her red hair around

Jean: You are the man that I plan to entangle
Isn't it fine?
Your claim to fame is to Lead and to lecture

Jean twirled as she curtsied to Scott

Popularity's mine

She hugged Scott from behind and rested her head on his shoulder as he continued to stare at the door not noticing her. Jean turned and looked out into space, all the while singing

But I'm out of that biz
The name I made I'll trade for his
The only trouble is...
I'll never tell

She nudged Scott into her song and twirled around in circles with him. He cracked a smile and started singing himself as he twirled Jean into his arms.


Scott: She is the one she's such wonderful fun
Such passion and grace

Jean bowed and smiled

I imagine you warm in the night when I'm right
In your tight--

Jean glared at him and telekinetically through him into a wall…gently of course. Scott raised his hands innocently

embrace,
Tight embrace

Jean turned her nose up and turned around. Scott came up behind her and circled her in his arms.

I'll never let her go
The love we've known can only grow
There's just one thing that--

He looked away.

No.
I'll never tell

Jean turned to face him, while still in his arms.

Both: 'cause there's
Nothing to tell

They both went back to the dishes, walking at the same time, in tune with the beat only they could hear. Scott dunked the dirty dish into the soapy water and handing it to Jean. She angrily through the plate on the ground where it smashed into pieces and turned to stare at a wall.


J: He snores

Scott turned his back on her to stare at the opposite wall.

S: She wheezes

She turned around and grabbed a dirty plate and smashed it on his head

J: Say "housework," and he freezes

Unfazed, Scott marched over to the fridge and threw a rotten looking chunk of cheese at her, which hit straight in the face.

S: She eats these Skeezy cheeses
That I can't describe

Jean and Scott turned and faced opposite walls.

J: I talk,
He breezes
S: She doesn't know
What please is

Jean smirked evilily

J: His penis got diseases
that even Beast can't describe

Scott walked towards her and put his hand to her cheek lovingly.

Both: This vibe gets kind of scary
S: Like she wants someone ordinary
J: Like it's all just temporary
S: Like her toes are kind of hairy

Jean pushed with her telekinesis, making him stumble back a bit

Both: But it's all very well
'Cause, god knows,
I'll never tell

J: When things get rough
He just hides behind his Buff feet

Scott glared at her madly.

Now look, he's getting huffy
'Cause he knows that I know
S: She clings,
She's needy
She's also really greedy
She never--

Jean pushed him a little interrupting him.

J: His eyes are beady

Scott grabbed a cup, dipped it in the water and threw it on Jean.

S: This is my verse,
Hello? She--

Jean flapped her arms like chicken wings and did a little twirl.


"Look at me!
I'm dancin' crazy!"

Scott looked at her oddly, he soon mimicked her shenanigans. The ended twirling each other and dipping and doing the tango and some point until they both fell on the floor next to each other. Scott turned on his side and looked at Jean intently, smiling lovingly.


S: You know
You're quite the charmer
J: My knight in armour
S: You're the cutest of the cuties
With your lips as red as rubies
And your firm yet supple--

Jean gave him a warning look that said I-dare-you-to-finish-that-sentence

Tight embrace

Scott got up and danced around Jean slyly, she joined in twirling and even head banging.


J: He's swell
S: She's sweller
J: I wish you could always be my feller

Scott circled Jean into hug as they still danced in circles only slower. Looking over her shoulder he got a forlorn look on his face.

S: That's why I'll never
Tell you that I'm petrified
I've read this tale
There could be love and
Then betrayal
I know there'll come the day
I'll want to run and hide

Jean looked at him; he looked down to the floor. She smiled lovingly at him.


Both: I lied
I said it's easy
I've tried
But there's these fears I can't quell
S: Is she looking for a pot of gold?
J: Will I look good when I've gotten old?
S: Will our lives become too stressful
If I'm never that successful?
J: When I get so worn and wrinkly
That I look like David Brinkley
S: Am I crazy?
J: Am I dreamin'?
S: Am I making a fool of me
Both: We could
Really raise the beam
In makin' marriage a hell
So, thank god,
I'll never tell
S: I swear
That I'll never tell
J: My lips
Are sealed
S: I take the fifth
Both: Nothing to see,
Move it along
I'll never
Tell

Scott laughed at the singing and dancing when Jean placed her hand on his shoulder.

"Scott……why didn't you tell me" Jean said looking down.

The color drained from his face as he turned to Jean.

"Jean….uhmmm….well…..you see…." Scott stammered. He booked it out the kitchen suddenly. Jean stared shocked and confused.

"Scott wait" Jean screamed running after him "and my toes aren't hairy!"

Oooo dear lord how long has it been since any of you heard from me……proly to long….i think I lost my will to write. I'm getting it back though….hence my updating. Hopefully I can still remember the direction I wanted the rest of my stories to go!!!! Hope you guys like this chappy……I like writing it!!!