The Bishounen Ghost Boy
Ch.2- Danny Escapes And Enjoys Sucky Fighting
Danny manages to escape from the ghost box when a familiar trio runs into Mara, and he gets front row seats to a match that would never be seen on Pay-Per-View...Mara versus Timmy! Who would win?
"LET ME GO YOU PSYCHOTIC KIDNAPPER!!" Danny screamed from the box as Mara ignored him, whistling to herself. It bounced around as he struggled to free himself, but it just wasn't happening. Mara stopped and hit the box with her free hand. "Quiet there you!" Danny growled under his breath but obeyed. He didn't want anyone to find out he was a ghost after all. The bishounen trainer laughed evilly to herself as she continued walking down the road with a destination in mind. "...Are we there yet?" Danny asked dully.
In the meantime, Timmy and his fairy godparents Wanda and Cosmo were enjoying their walk down the street disguised as pink and green dogs. "...You know what? Mara never leaves us alone anymore. How the hell can we get privacy if she keeps trying to barge in on us!?" Timmy remarked. "...Yeah, not to mention your freaky elementary school teacher still stalking you even after six years." Cosmo added. He then suddenly stopped and slowly looked around, sensing something. He sniffed the air, and gazed down the street. The green dog's eyes widened as he realized who was coming. "CRAP!! IT'S MARA!!!" Timmy and Wanda quickly dove into a bush, dragging Cosmo behind them as an afterthought.
"...Are we there yet?" The trio heard a voice of a bored 14-year old coming from the box Mara was carrying. "No." She snorted. "...See! I told you talking boxes were real! But did you listen?!" Cosmo retorted. "Will you keep it down? Obviously Mara captured some helpless person and will use him for evil purposes." Wanda whispered to him. "...That's injustice!" Cosmo gasped. "Well duh! That's what we've been trying to tell you how many times now?" Timmy asked. "Er...twice?" "...Shut up." Cosmo closed his mouth. "Are we there yet?" The box asked again.
"Are we there yet?" Came the voice again. "For the last time, no! And don't make me hurt you, Phantom!" Mara growled and kicked the box. "Ouch! What the hell do you got on? Spiked boots!?" The bishounen trainer picked up the box again and proceeded to keep walking, but Timmy finally leaped out of the bush to rescue the helpless box because Wanda and Cosmo forced him to. "Mara! Let go of that talking box right now!" he said, pointing at her. She sneered and put a hand on her hips. "Oh ho, so we meet again, Timmy Turner...for the last time!" She laughed, whipping out a bazooka gun with her free hand.
Mara threw the box to the side, where it managed to land on its side in the middle of the street. "Um...hello? Is anyone out there? Could someone please get me out of here? I hear cars coming, and that's not cool...right?" Danny asked, trying to wiggle the box at least far enough to get off the road. Cosmo gasped from the bush. "Oh no! Talking box is going to get run over if we don't do something!" Wanda looked at him. "...You're right! Get out there!" She booted a now transformed green cat out on the sidewalk. Cosmo grumbled as he rubbed his back. "I don't see why I can't be lazy this time." He then proceeded to walk into the road.
In the meantime, Timmy growled as he looked at the bazooka gun pointing towards him. "You'll never get away with treating guys like Poke'mon around me! Bring it on Mara!' And with that, she launched a missile at the teenager. Timmy leapt out of the way and things suddenly were going all Matrix-like. He avoided the missile and flipped to the side, where he whipped out a paint ball gun and shot a couple rounds at her. Mara saw this, and ducked backwards, letting the paint balls fly past her. The missile hit a stop sign and blew up as Timmy and Mara touched the ground in battle stances. Everything then went normally as the explosion created a really cool background sound effect as they stared each other down in the midst of it.
"Nice...didn't think you'd fight back, Turner." Mara smirked. "I learned a few tricks the last time we met." He said. Mara made a few cheesy martial arts moves and finished with a Ranma1/2-like stance. Timmy, who really didn't know any martial arts, punched the air with his fists and jumped side to side. The bishounen trainer then flew at the teen in a parody of Dragonball Z. Timmy also did too, and they started fighting in the air. Timmy blocked all of Mara's punches and kicked her in the back, sending her flying into the ground. But Mara quickly stopped herself and touched the ground before flying up and punching the teen in the stomach. He let out a gasp before she clubbed him in the head. Timmy crashed into the ground, creating a big gigantic hole in the cement.
"Wow, I didn't think they knew how to fight." Wanda said, watching them. "Nah, they really suck...they're just trying make it look cool..." Cosmo said as he brought back the box to the bush. "Oh..." "Hey! Get me out of here!" The box said. "...Oh yeah! We forgot." The pink fairy opened the box and she and Cosmo turned into leaves before Danny came out. "Man, I thought for sure I'd die in there...hey cool! Sucky Dragonball Z-like fighting between that psycho and a pink-hatted teenager!" He exclaimed, poking his head out of the bush. Little did he know someone was standing over him as he changed back into his normal self.
Timmy managed to get back up and glared at Mara. "Buahahaha! Give up! You can't win!" She laughed. The teenager brushed off the dust on his clothes and stood there. "Eh? What's that annoying pink aura I feel from you?" She asked, studying him. "..." Timmy said nothing but concentrated. The rubble around him began to slowly pick up, and hovered in the air around him. The clouds started flying in another direction as a strange power surrounded Timmy's body. "Whoa...it's like...he has a hidden power." Danny said in awe as the ground rumbled under him. Timmy finally crouched down, and started to yell insanely. Within a few seconds, his eyes turned green, and his hair grew spiky and...pink?
"...I didn't know he can make Super Saiyajin transformations all fruity." Wanda observed. "Actually he really can't turn SSJ...that's just only to make the rest of the fighting look cool." Cosmo explained. "Oh, okay...well that explains all the parodies then." "...FOURTH WALL!" Danny yelled as they heard a wall crash somewhere. "...Darn! You heard us?" Wanda asked. "I can hear you guys from a mile away." He said. "Great...there goes the neighborhood." The pink fairy groaned. Danny started freaking out. "What? Who said that? Who's talking?" He asked, whipping his head around. "..." Timmy finished his transformation with a smirk on his face. "Prepared to be defeated Mara?" "Bring it on!" Mara yelled. "It's already been brought girl." He said, bobbing his head and snapping his fingers.
With a yell of rage, she also turned SSJ-like, her pink hair floating around her face. Timmy looked a bit shocked, but quickly dismissed it as he flew up. Within a couple of seconds, they started fighting in a manner that any WWE wrestler would do. "Take that!" Mara took a stick and started beating the crap out of Timmy. He retaliated by taking a steel chair that was randomly placed somewhere and hit her over the head with it. Mara took a pipe and clubbed Timmy in the back. He in return got a table and threw it at her, breaking it into several pieces. It looked like not one fighter was backing down as it continued for several more minutes. "BOO! YOU GUYS ARE BORING!" Cosmo yelled at them. "CAN'T YOU THINK OF ANYTHING ORIGINAL UP THERE!?" Danny and Wanda nodded with bored looks on their faces.
"...He's right...we're running out of stuff anyway." Timmy said. "Oh yeah, that's true...." Mara and Timmy floated back down and thought for a few seconds. They then suddenly glared at each other and hooked thumbs together. "One two three four...I declare a thumb war!" They announced. Cosmo, Wanda, and Danny face-faulted on the ground as the teens fought each other's thumbs. They had looks of utter concentration but... "Ha! I win!" Timmy laughed as he pinned down Mara's thumb. "Now you're going to have to let that box go like we agreed." "Blast! You might've won this time, Timmy! But I'll be back!" And with that said, Mara took off her pink wig and leaped away, cackling evilly.
"...I didn't pay a dollar just to watch crappy fighting like that!" Cosmo exclaimed, turning into his normal bishounen self. "You never paid for anything, Cosmo. It happened out of nowhere." Wanda said, rolling her eyes as she joined him. "...Oh yeah..." Timmy took off his pink spiky hair and put it away. "Well, did you guys get that talking box back?" He asked. "Yeah...I didn't know you made a bet with Mara or whatever the hell her name is." Danny said, coming out of the bush. "Whoa...are you an alien in disguise?" Cosmo asked. The black-haired bishounen rolled his eyes. "Actually, ...I figured I'd randomly say something and hopefully she would agree. I didn't expect you to be in the box." Timmy explained sheepishly.
"WHAT! You'd just leave me with her if you lost!?" Danny yelled. "Hey, I didn't know...seriously." "Oh...well then, I might as well introduce myself...I'm Danny Fenton and I'm 14 years old. I somehow appeared in your world and I'd like to get back before Mara the-psycho tries to capture me again. Even-I- though-I don't-see-what-the-point-is-when-I-can-just-turn-into-a-ghost-and- go-through-things-oh-crap-I-did-not-just-tell-you-my-secret..." He groaned. Timmy shook his hand, not even completely sure if the other boy was speaking English by the way he mumbled a lot in the last sentence. "Well, uh...my name is Timmy Turner, and I'm 16 years old. You're welcome to stay with us until we help you find a way home. My parents don't really understand me so I-have-two-fairy-godparents-named-Cosmo-and-Wanda-who- grant-me-wishes-because-I-have-a-lousy-life-darn-it-I-just-revealed-my- secret-too." Timmy sighed in frustration.
"...Um...did you hear a word they said?" Wanda asked Cosmo. "Nope...it sounded like two Arnold Schwarzenegers or whatever his name is trying to talk around marbles in his mouth." He commented dryly. "...Hmm, I thought so." She said. Timmy and Danny stared at each other nervously. "Uh...you didn't happen to hear any randomly said things, did you?" They asked at the same time. "What? No, of course not." They answered again. "...Weird..." They looked at each other. "Timmy, I think it's okay to introduce Danny to us. He's from a different world from ours, and besides, he already sees us." Wanda said. "That's cool with me." Timmy and Danny said. "...Crap! We did it again! Why can't you say something else?" They yelled at each other. "...I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship." Cosmo looked at the pink fairy. "Crap...do we really have to share the bed now?" WHACK! "OW!"
Ch.2- Danny Escapes And Enjoys Sucky Fighting
Danny manages to escape from the ghost box when a familiar trio runs into Mara, and he gets front row seats to a match that would never be seen on Pay-Per-View...Mara versus Timmy! Who would win?
"LET ME GO YOU PSYCHOTIC KIDNAPPER!!" Danny screamed from the box as Mara ignored him, whistling to herself. It bounced around as he struggled to free himself, but it just wasn't happening. Mara stopped and hit the box with her free hand. "Quiet there you!" Danny growled under his breath but obeyed. He didn't want anyone to find out he was a ghost after all. The bishounen trainer laughed evilly to herself as she continued walking down the road with a destination in mind. "...Are we there yet?" Danny asked dully.
In the meantime, Timmy and his fairy godparents Wanda and Cosmo were enjoying their walk down the street disguised as pink and green dogs. "...You know what? Mara never leaves us alone anymore. How the hell can we get privacy if she keeps trying to barge in on us!?" Timmy remarked. "...Yeah, not to mention your freaky elementary school teacher still stalking you even after six years." Cosmo added. He then suddenly stopped and slowly looked around, sensing something. He sniffed the air, and gazed down the street. The green dog's eyes widened as he realized who was coming. "CRAP!! IT'S MARA!!!" Timmy and Wanda quickly dove into a bush, dragging Cosmo behind them as an afterthought.
"...Are we there yet?" The trio heard a voice of a bored 14-year old coming from the box Mara was carrying. "No." She snorted. "...See! I told you talking boxes were real! But did you listen?!" Cosmo retorted. "Will you keep it down? Obviously Mara captured some helpless person and will use him for evil purposes." Wanda whispered to him. "...That's injustice!" Cosmo gasped. "Well duh! That's what we've been trying to tell you how many times now?" Timmy asked. "Er...twice?" "...Shut up." Cosmo closed his mouth. "Are we there yet?" The box asked again.
"Are we there yet?" Came the voice again. "For the last time, no! And don't make me hurt you, Phantom!" Mara growled and kicked the box. "Ouch! What the hell do you got on? Spiked boots!?" The bishounen trainer picked up the box again and proceeded to keep walking, but Timmy finally leaped out of the bush to rescue the helpless box because Wanda and Cosmo forced him to. "Mara! Let go of that talking box right now!" he said, pointing at her. She sneered and put a hand on her hips. "Oh ho, so we meet again, Timmy Turner...for the last time!" She laughed, whipping out a bazooka gun with her free hand.
Mara threw the box to the side, where it managed to land on its side in the middle of the street. "Um...hello? Is anyone out there? Could someone please get me out of here? I hear cars coming, and that's not cool...right?" Danny asked, trying to wiggle the box at least far enough to get off the road. Cosmo gasped from the bush. "Oh no! Talking box is going to get run over if we don't do something!" Wanda looked at him. "...You're right! Get out there!" She booted a now transformed green cat out on the sidewalk. Cosmo grumbled as he rubbed his back. "I don't see why I can't be lazy this time." He then proceeded to walk into the road.
In the meantime, Timmy growled as he looked at the bazooka gun pointing towards him. "You'll never get away with treating guys like Poke'mon around me! Bring it on Mara!' And with that, she launched a missile at the teenager. Timmy leapt out of the way and things suddenly were going all Matrix-like. He avoided the missile and flipped to the side, where he whipped out a paint ball gun and shot a couple rounds at her. Mara saw this, and ducked backwards, letting the paint balls fly past her. The missile hit a stop sign and blew up as Timmy and Mara touched the ground in battle stances. Everything then went normally as the explosion created a really cool background sound effect as they stared each other down in the midst of it.
"Nice...didn't think you'd fight back, Turner." Mara smirked. "I learned a few tricks the last time we met." He said. Mara made a few cheesy martial arts moves and finished with a Ranma1/2-like stance. Timmy, who really didn't know any martial arts, punched the air with his fists and jumped side to side. The bishounen trainer then flew at the teen in a parody of Dragonball Z. Timmy also did too, and they started fighting in the air. Timmy blocked all of Mara's punches and kicked her in the back, sending her flying into the ground. But Mara quickly stopped herself and touched the ground before flying up and punching the teen in the stomach. He let out a gasp before she clubbed him in the head. Timmy crashed into the ground, creating a big gigantic hole in the cement.
"Wow, I didn't think they knew how to fight." Wanda said, watching them. "Nah, they really suck...they're just trying make it look cool..." Cosmo said as he brought back the box to the bush. "Oh..." "Hey! Get me out of here!" The box said. "...Oh yeah! We forgot." The pink fairy opened the box and she and Cosmo turned into leaves before Danny came out. "Man, I thought for sure I'd die in there...hey cool! Sucky Dragonball Z-like fighting between that psycho and a pink-hatted teenager!" He exclaimed, poking his head out of the bush. Little did he know someone was standing over him as he changed back into his normal self.
Timmy managed to get back up and glared at Mara. "Buahahaha! Give up! You can't win!" She laughed. The teenager brushed off the dust on his clothes and stood there. "Eh? What's that annoying pink aura I feel from you?" She asked, studying him. "..." Timmy said nothing but concentrated. The rubble around him began to slowly pick up, and hovered in the air around him. The clouds started flying in another direction as a strange power surrounded Timmy's body. "Whoa...it's like...he has a hidden power." Danny said in awe as the ground rumbled under him. Timmy finally crouched down, and started to yell insanely. Within a few seconds, his eyes turned green, and his hair grew spiky and...pink?
"...I didn't know he can make Super Saiyajin transformations all fruity." Wanda observed. "Actually he really can't turn SSJ...that's just only to make the rest of the fighting look cool." Cosmo explained. "Oh, okay...well that explains all the parodies then." "...FOURTH WALL!" Danny yelled as they heard a wall crash somewhere. "...Darn! You heard us?" Wanda asked. "I can hear you guys from a mile away." He said. "Great...there goes the neighborhood." The pink fairy groaned. Danny started freaking out. "What? Who said that? Who's talking?" He asked, whipping his head around. "..." Timmy finished his transformation with a smirk on his face. "Prepared to be defeated Mara?" "Bring it on!" Mara yelled. "It's already been brought girl." He said, bobbing his head and snapping his fingers.
With a yell of rage, she also turned SSJ-like, her pink hair floating around her face. Timmy looked a bit shocked, but quickly dismissed it as he flew up. Within a couple of seconds, they started fighting in a manner that any WWE wrestler would do. "Take that!" Mara took a stick and started beating the crap out of Timmy. He retaliated by taking a steel chair that was randomly placed somewhere and hit her over the head with it. Mara took a pipe and clubbed Timmy in the back. He in return got a table and threw it at her, breaking it into several pieces. It looked like not one fighter was backing down as it continued for several more minutes. "BOO! YOU GUYS ARE BORING!" Cosmo yelled at them. "CAN'T YOU THINK OF ANYTHING ORIGINAL UP THERE!?" Danny and Wanda nodded with bored looks on their faces.
"...He's right...we're running out of stuff anyway." Timmy said. "Oh yeah, that's true...." Mara and Timmy floated back down and thought for a few seconds. They then suddenly glared at each other and hooked thumbs together. "One two three four...I declare a thumb war!" They announced. Cosmo, Wanda, and Danny face-faulted on the ground as the teens fought each other's thumbs. They had looks of utter concentration but... "Ha! I win!" Timmy laughed as he pinned down Mara's thumb. "Now you're going to have to let that box go like we agreed." "Blast! You might've won this time, Timmy! But I'll be back!" And with that said, Mara took off her pink wig and leaped away, cackling evilly.
"...I didn't pay a dollar just to watch crappy fighting like that!" Cosmo exclaimed, turning into his normal bishounen self. "You never paid for anything, Cosmo. It happened out of nowhere." Wanda said, rolling her eyes as she joined him. "...Oh yeah..." Timmy took off his pink spiky hair and put it away. "Well, did you guys get that talking box back?" He asked. "Yeah...I didn't know you made a bet with Mara or whatever the hell her name is." Danny said, coming out of the bush. "Whoa...are you an alien in disguise?" Cosmo asked. The black-haired bishounen rolled his eyes. "Actually, ...I figured I'd randomly say something and hopefully she would agree. I didn't expect you to be in the box." Timmy explained sheepishly.
"WHAT! You'd just leave me with her if you lost!?" Danny yelled. "Hey, I didn't know...seriously." "Oh...well then, I might as well introduce myself...I'm Danny Fenton and I'm 14 years old. I somehow appeared in your world and I'd like to get back before Mara the-psycho tries to capture me again. Even-I- though-I don't-see-what-the-point-is-when-I-can-just-turn-into-a-ghost-and- go-through-things-oh-crap-I-did-not-just-tell-you-my-secret..." He groaned. Timmy shook his hand, not even completely sure if the other boy was speaking English by the way he mumbled a lot in the last sentence. "Well, uh...my name is Timmy Turner, and I'm 16 years old. You're welcome to stay with us until we help you find a way home. My parents don't really understand me so I-have-two-fairy-godparents-named-Cosmo-and-Wanda-who- grant-me-wishes-because-I-have-a-lousy-life-darn-it-I-just-revealed-my- secret-too." Timmy sighed in frustration.
"...Um...did you hear a word they said?" Wanda asked Cosmo. "Nope...it sounded like two Arnold Schwarzenegers or whatever his name is trying to talk around marbles in his mouth." He commented dryly. "...Hmm, I thought so." She said. Timmy and Danny stared at each other nervously. "Uh...you didn't happen to hear any randomly said things, did you?" They asked at the same time. "What? No, of course not." They answered again. "...Weird..." They looked at each other. "Timmy, I think it's okay to introduce Danny to us. He's from a different world from ours, and besides, he already sees us." Wanda said. "That's cool with me." Timmy and Danny said. "...Crap! We did it again! Why can't you say something else?" They yelled at each other. "...I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship." Cosmo looked at the pink fairy. "Crap...do we really have to share the bed now?" WHACK! "OW!"