The Bishounen Ghost Boy
Ch.3- Getting to Know You're An Idiot
After the little ahem "fight" between Timmy and Mara, our trio gets to know Danny, and find out there is more to him than meets the eye. (Considering that they kept mumbling in the last chapter and couldn't hear jack diddily...u.u) Too bad Crocker finds out too...
"...So the new kid's half-ghost, eh?" Crocker said, watching Timmy and the strange new kid with black hair yelling at each other from the other side of the street in a bush. "...Hmm...maybe if I reveal to the world what that punk and his newfound friend is, then those fools will have believe that there really is...MAGICAL CREATURES!!" He twitched. "I mean, FAIRIES!!" He twitched again, falling out of the bush. Timmy and Danny jumped as they saw Crocker on the ground across the road. "What the!? ...Who's that and why is he spying on us?" Danny demanded. "...Uh, pay no attention to me who is now getting up and leaving!" Crocker picked up the bush and then ran away.
"That's my old elementary teacher Denzel Crocker." Timmy explained, rolling his eyes. "I call him the 'Crockpot.'" "I heard that Turner!" Crocker's voice yelled from down the street. "Dude! Why are you still within earshot of us, you stalker!?" Danny yelled at him. "Don't make me go over there and open up some Samckdown on you!" Crocker shouted some words at the younger teen but they ignored him as they walked down the street towards the Turner house. "...Blast! I'll show those punks what I can do! Nobody calls me a stalker unless I say so!" Crocker growled. Suddenly, a police car drove up to the teacher. "...Who are you and why were you spying on those teenagers and their pink and green dogs?" A police officer asked.
"Um...well...you see...I wasn't really stalking them!" Crocker tried to explain. "...Uh huh.... Right...sure, that's what all child molesters say." The officer said with a bored tone. "I am not a child molester!" The teacher yelled. The evil teacher tried to run away but the officer got out and tackled him to the ground before he could run even a single step. "Don't you dare!" He managed to wrestle Crocker onto his stomach and cuffed his wrists behind him. "No! I'm INNOCENT!!" Crocker wailed as the officer hauled him inside the back seat of the patrol car. " Cindy we have a 3-4-6, ...I caught a child molester stalking two innocent teenagers..." The officer spoke into his speaker-thingy.
"I'm bringing him in now..." The officer then got into his car and started the engine, with Crocker trying to explain that it wasn't what it looked like. The officer just snorted and started the engine, driving off. In the meantime as the car passed by Timmy and Danny, they heard Crocker screaming at them. "CURSE YOU NO GOOD PUNKS!!" The teens looked behind them before they looked at each other. "Funny...I thought that sounded like Crocker in that police car." Timmy said. "Nah...I bet there's all sorts of weird people around here...and I've only been here for an hour." Danny said. "Maybe you're right...I never thought of that..." And with that done, the quartet finally got to Timmy's house.
Before Timmy could open the front door, his parents kicked it open, letting it slam against the side. "HI! You're Timmy's new friend, aren't you?" Mom Turner asked. "Uh..." The young teen started. "Come in, come in!" She ushered a confused Danny into the house. "Is she your mom? ...How did she know I was even with you?" He whispered to Timmy. "Yes, and news travels fast around here." Timmy answered dully. Dad Turner came running into the living room, but since he had a paper bag over his head, he ran into a wall, making everyone wince. "What's going on!? I can't see! I've gone blind!" He screamed like a girl while running around with his arms flailing.
"...And that would be my dad." Timmy said, slapping his face with his hand in frustration. Danny blinked, wondering if they were even his parents and that Timmy didn't adopt them or something. "Hey son, who's your new friend?" Dad asked with the paper bag still on his head. "...And why are you brown all of a sudden?" He gasped. "You've stayed out in the sun for too long, haven't you?! Now you're a paper bag!" Danny's mouth dropped open at Dad's stupidity. Timmy took a deep breath to calm down his annoyance and reached up to take the bag off his dad's head. Dad gasped again as he saw his son. "I can see, it's a miracle!" he then picked up Timmy and started squeezing him in a fierce hug. "Are you an angel!?"
"Dad...stop...you're...choking...me!" He wheezed with his face turning blue. Dad blinked, and released Timmy. "Whoops...sorry..." he then turned to Danny. "...Hi! I'm Dad, Timmy's dad!" He then took the teen's hand and started shaking it vigorously. "...Er...I...I'm D...Danny...D...Danny F...Fenton." He managed to say as he kept moving wildly around. "And I'm Mom!" Mom greeted, pushing Dad out of the way and hugging Danny. "Er...nice to meet you Mrs. Turner." He said. "Oh ho...you don't need to call me that...call me Mom." "...Okay...Mom..." Timmy grumbled as he rubbed his neck. "I'm taking Danny up to my room so we can hang out." He quickly yanked Danny out of Mom's bear hug much to his relief.
"Okay, but make sure that you keep the bedroom door open." Mom called out as they went up the stairs. "Why? We're not going to do anything in there! Just talk and hang out!" Timmy called. "Still, I'm just worried considering you two alone in a bedroom with the door closed..." She started. "MOM! Why are you even thinking like that?" Timmy cried. "I'm just saying! I'm your mother after all!" "...Fine, I'll leave the door open a little bit then." "Good for you, son!" Dad said. Timmy snorted to himself as he walked to his room with Danny behind him. "Mom's got a point Timmy. I know what you're going through." A Cosmo wristband said to him. "What do you mean?" Timmy whispered.
"It's called puberty son, and it's not pretty." Cosmo said. "...Are you saying I'm horny!?" Timmy yelled at him. "...Uh...yes?" he asked. The blue-eyed teenager took off the wristband and started pounding him in his hand. "Ouch! Watch it with your Godzilla fists!" Cosmo yelled. Danny's eyes were wide in shock as the green wristband talked. "...T...Timmy...your thingy is talking." He stuttered. "...Oh...uh...that's nothing really..." Timmy tried to hide Cosmo, but Danny fished him out of his hand. "...Uh...hi! Remember me?" he asked sheepishly.
"...You have fairy godparents!?" Danny asked in awe as he sat on the floor in Timmy's room. "Yeah. Their names are Cosmo..." The green fairy popped up and waved at him. "...And Wanda, his wife...I got them when I was ten years old because I was miserable, and they're staying with me until I turn eighteen. Then they go back to Fairy World and I go on with my life." The pink fairy appeared beside Cosmo and also waved. "Hi! We're Timmy's fairy godparents!" They greeted. "...Who are you again?" Cosmo asked Danny. He ignored him and turned to Wanda. "So, fairies are real in this world, huh?" The half-ghost boy asked. "Yes we are." She said. "And from the way you guys kind of still look nervous around me, I'm guessing that you're not supposed to reveal yourselves to humans, eh?" "Nope...if we do, we'll get sent back to Fairy World because it's against Da Rules." Cosmo explained. "But since you're from another world, it's okay for us since you don't live here Danny." Wanda added.
"That's cool and all, but how come you're not tiny like Timmy said you were? You're about the same height as Timmy's parents..." Danny pointed out. "And for some reason you guys look anime right now..." Cosmo and Wanda looked at each other and shrugged. "Well, we're like this because of the otaku curse." She said. "The otaku whatzits?" The boy asked, scratching his head. "The otaku curse...you know that weird girl who you saw fighting?" "Oh yeah, psycho chick." "Ever since it started Mara is always trying to capture Cosmo and Timmy to add to her collection of bishounen." The pink fairy explained. Danny looked puzzled. "Or in translation from Japanese, pretty boys. Like you are right now."
Danny looked at himself in the mirror hanging on Timmy's closet and was shocked. "Whoa! I am good looking!" And it was true too. He had the same spiky style as the two other boys, except that he had black hair. His eyes were a shade of the sky, almost as blue as Timmy's. They held a kind look within them that made him unique as he smiled. "...Darn! He's better looking than us!" Timmy grumbled. "Now I'm all jealous now." Cosmo huffed, folding his arms and pouting. "See? Like I said." Wanda smirked, wondering if Danny was going to stay for a while.
"Yeah, not to mention one tiny little thing..." Timmy snorted. Cosmo and Timmy caught each other's eyes and started turning red. "Er, that is to say...she put a little...yaoi curse on them." She said with a hint of disgust. "...Yaoi? What's that?" Danny asked. "Japanese for gay. Mostly it just describes just love relationships between males. Otherwise, if the relationship goes a tad bit...uh...how should I say this?" She mumbled, trying to think. "Graphic?" Danny suggested, getting a hint. "Sure, you can say that, then it becomes..." "NO!!! Don't say it!" Cosmo and Timmy yelled. "...Shounen-ai, which is boys' love." Wanda whispered to him. "NO!! EVIL!!!! GAH!! NO FOP SHOUNEN-AI DOUJINSHI!!!" The two older bishounen started screaming and smacking themselves in the heads as they ran around.
"Er, let's just say you really don't want to see shounen-ai here." The pink fairy cringed as it started tugging at her mind. Cosmo and Timmy continued screaming and running around. "...I see...well I'll make sure to be on the lookout for any 'shounen-ai' around here." Danny said. "Oh, yeah before I do anything else, I have a secret too. Going ghost!" With a flash, Danny turned into his ghost form, with snowy white hair and glowing green eyes the same shade as Cosmo's. "I can turn into a ghost...when I'm like this, I'm Danny Phantom." "Darn! He's even better looking than us in ghost form too!" Timmy complained again. Cosmo said nothing but stared at Danny.
"You have a nice ass like Timmy does in those tights..." He whispered in awe. Wanda growled deep in her throat and took out a big mallet. "COSMO HENTAI NO BAKA!!!" She screamed and pummeled him into the atmosphere, crashing through the roof. "Whoa! He disappeared just like Team Rocket does!" Danny whistled in approval. "What did you scream when you hit him?" "Oh, basically I just said, 'Cosmo you stupid pervert!' in Japanese." Wanda shrugged. "So what do you do when you're in ghost mode?" "Me? I fight crime and ghosts whenever they appear, and fly and turn invincible so I can go through things." Danny said, demonstrating it to them by flying though Timmy. "Gah! You're cold!" he shivered. "When I'm normal, my breath turns blue if there's a ghost nearby."
"Wow..." "Yeah it is, but I'm stuck in your world. Can you take me home with your magic?" Timmy and Wanda looked at each other. "Actually, since we don't know what brought you here, we can't help you get back home. I guess you're going to have to stay here until we figure it out. Sorry, sweetie." "That's okay, I could use a break anyway...and since I have all the time in the world right now, I'd like to get to know you guys." The ghost boy turned back to normal with a smile and sat back down. "I can use all the friends I can get." Suddenly, Cosmo came screaming and crashing through the roof once again and landed on his face. "...Starting with getting to know you're an idiot, aren't you?" Danny smirked at the green-haired bishounen. "Thanks...I think?" Cosmo said before he passed out.
Ch.3- Getting to Know You're An Idiot
After the little ahem "fight" between Timmy and Mara, our trio gets to know Danny, and find out there is more to him than meets the eye. (Considering that they kept mumbling in the last chapter and couldn't hear jack diddily...u.u) Too bad Crocker finds out too...
"...So the new kid's half-ghost, eh?" Crocker said, watching Timmy and the strange new kid with black hair yelling at each other from the other side of the street in a bush. "...Hmm...maybe if I reveal to the world what that punk and his newfound friend is, then those fools will have believe that there really is...MAGICAL CREATURES!!" He twitched. "I mean, FAIRIES!!" He twitched again, falling out of the bush. Timmy and Danny jumped as they saw Crocker on the ground across the road. "What the!? ...Who's that and why is he spying on us?" Danny demanded. "...Uh, pay no attention to me who is now getting up and leaving!" Crocker picked up the bush and then ran away.
"That's my old elementary teacher Denzel Crocker." Timmy explained, rolling his eyes. "I call him the 'Crockpot.'" "I heard that Turner!" Crocker's voice yelled from down the street. "Dude! Why are you still within earshot of us, you stalker!?" Danny yelled at him. "Don't make me go over there and open up some Samckdown on you!" Crocker shouted some words at the younger teen but they ignored him as they walked down the street towards the Turner house. "...Blast! I'll show those punks what I can do! Nobody calls me a stalker unless I say so!" Crocker growled. Suddenly, a police car drove up to the teacher. "...Who are you and why were you spying on those teenagers and their pink and green dogs?" A police officer asked.
"Um...well...you see...I wasn't really stalking them!" Crocker tried to explain. "...Uh huh.... Right...sure, that's what all child molesters say." The officer said with a bored tone. "I am not a child molester!" The teacher yelled. The evil teacher tried to run away but the officer got out and tackled him to the ground before he could run even a single step. "Don't you dare!" He managed to wrestle Crocker onto his stomach and cuffed his wrists behind him. "No! I'm INNOCENT!!" Crocker wailed as the officer hauled him inside the back seat of the patrol car. " Cindy we have a 3-4-6, ...I caught a child molester stalking two innocent teenagers..." The officer spoke into his speaker-thingy.
"I'm bringing him in now..." The officer then got into his car and started the engine, with Crocker trying to explain that it wasn't what it looked like. The officer just snorted and started the engine, driving off. In the meantime as the car passed by Timmy and Danny, they heard Crocker screaming at them. "CURSE YOU NO GOOD PUNKS!!" The teens looked behind them before they looked at each other. "Funny...I thought that sounded like Crocker in that police car." Timmy said. "Nah...I bet there's all sorts of weird people around here...and I've only been here for an hour." Danny said. "Maybe you're right...I never thought of that..." And with that done, the quartet finally got to Timmy's house.
Before Timmy could open the front door, his parents kicked it open, letting it slam against the side. "HI! You're Timmy's new friend, aren't you?" Mom Turner asked. "Uh..." The young teen started. "Come in, come in!" She ushered a confused Danny into the house. "Is she your mom? ...How did she know I was even with you?" He whispered to Timmy. "Yes, and news travels fast around here." Timmy answered dully. Dad Turner came running into the living room, but since he had a paper bag over his head, he ran into a wall, making everyone wince. "What's going on!? I can't see! I've gone blind!" He screamed like a girl while running around with his arms flailing.
"...And that would be my dad." Timmy said, slapping his face with his hand in frustration. Danny blinked, wondering if they were even his parents and that Timmy didn't adopt them or something. "Hey son, who's your new friend?" Dad asked with the paper bag still on his head. "...And why are you brown all of a sudden?" He gasped. "You've stayed out in the sun for too long, haven't you?! Now you're a paper bag!" Danny's mouth dropped open at Dad's stupidity. Timmy took a deep breath to calm down his annoyance and reached up to take the bag off his dad's head. Dad gasped again as he saw his son. "I can see, it's a miracle!" he then picked up Timmy and started squeezing him in a fierce hug. "Are you an angel!?"
"Dad...stop...you're...choking...me!" He wheezed with his face turning blue. Dad blinked, and released Timmy. "Whoops...sorry..." he then turned to Danny. "...Hi! I'm Dad, Timmy's dad!" He then took the teen's hand and started shaking it vigorously. "...Er...I...I'm D...Danny...D...Danny F...Fenton." He managed to say as he kept moving wildly around. "And I'm Mom!" Mom greeted, pushing Dad out of the way and hugging Danny. "Er...nice to meet you Mrs. Turner." He said. "Oh ho...you don't need to call me that...call me Mom." "...Okay...Mom..." Timmy grumbled as he rubbed his neck. "I'm taking Danny up to my room so we can hang out." He quickly yanked Danny out of Mom's bear hug much to his relief.
"Okay, but make sure that you keep the bedroom door open." Mom called out as they went up the stairs. "Why? We're not going to do anything in there! Just talk and hang out!" Timmy called. "Still, I'm just worried considering you two alone in a bedroom with the door closed..." She started. "MOM! Why are you even thinking like that?" Timmy cried. "I'm just saying! I'm your mother after all!" "...Fine, I'll leave the door open a little bit then." "Good for you, son!" Dad said. Timmy snorted to himself as he walked to his room with Danny behind him. "Mom's got a point Timmy. I know what you're going through." A Cosmo wristband said to him. "What do you mean?" Timmy whispered.
"It's called puberty son, and it's not pretty." Cosmo said. "...Are you saying I'm horny!?" Timmy yelled at him. "...Uh...yes?" he asked. The blue-eyed teenager took off the wristband and started pounding him in his hand. "Ouch! Watch it with your Godzilla fists!" Cosmo yelled. Danny's eyes were wide in shock as the green wristband talked. "...T...Timmy...your thingy is talking." He stuttered. "...Oh...uh...that's nothing really..." Timmy tried to hide Cosmo, but Danny fished him out of his hand. "...Uh...hi! Remember me?" he asked sheepishly.
"...You have fairy godparents!?" Danny asked in awe as he sat on the floor in Timmy's room. "Yeah. Their names are Cosmo..." The green fairy popped up and waved at him. "...And Wanda, his wife...I got them when I was ten years old because I was miserable, and they're staying with me until I turn eighteen. Then they go back to Fairy World and I go on with my life." The pink fairy appeared beside Cosmo and also waved. "Hi! We're Timmy's fairy godparents!" They greeted. "...Who are you again?" Cosmo asked Danny. He ignored him and turned to Wanda. "So, fairies are real in this world, huh?" The half-ghost boy asked. "Yes we are." She said. "And from the way you guys kind of still look nervous around me, I'm guessing that you're not supposed to reveal yourselves to humans, eh?" "Nope...if we do, we'll get sent back to Fairy World because it's against Da Rules." Cosmo explained. "But since you're from another world, it's okay for us since you don't live here Danny." Wanda added.
"That's cool and all, but how come you're not tiny like Timmy said you were? You're about the same height as Timmy's parents..." Danny pointed out. "And for some reason you guys look anime right now..." Cosmo and Wanda looked at each other and shrugged. "Well, we're like this because of the otaku curse." She said. "The otaku whatzits?" The boy asked, scratching his head. "The otaku curse...you know that weird girl who you saw fighting?" "Oh yeah, psycho chick." "Ever since it started Mara is always trying to capture Cosmo and Timmy to add to her collection of bishounen." The pink fairy explained. Danny looked puzzled. "Or in translation from Japanese, pretty boys. Like you are right now."
Danny looked at himself in the mirror hanging on Timmy's closet and was shocked. "Whoa! I am good looking!" And it was true too. He had the same spiky style as the two other boys, except that he had black hair. His eyes were a shade of the sky, almost as blue as Timmy's. They held a kind look within them that made him unique as he smiled. "...Darn! He's better looking than us!" Timmy grumbled. "Now I'm all jealous now." Cosmo huffed, folding his arms and pouting. "See? Like I said." Wanda smirked, wondering if Danny was going to stay for a while.
"Yeah, not to mention one tiny little thing..." Timmy snorted. Cosmo and Timmy caught each other's eyes and started turning red. "Er, that is to say...she put a little...yaoi curse on them." She said with a hint of disgust. "...Yaoi? What's that?" Danny asked. "Japanese for gay. Mostly it just describes just love relationships between males. Otherwise, if the relationship goes a tad bit...uh...how should I say this?" She mumbled, trying to think. "Graphic?" Danny suggested, getting a hint. "Sure, you can say that, then it becomes..." "NO!!! Don't say it!" Cosmo and Timmy yelled. "...Shounen-ai, which is boys' love." Wanda whispered to him. "NO!! EVIL!!!! GAH!! NO FOP SHOUNEN-AI DOUJINSHI!!!" The two older bishounen started screaming and smacking themselves in the heads as they ran around.
"Er, let's just say you really don't want to see shounen-ai here." The pink fairy cringed as it started tugging at her mind. Cosmo and Timmy continued screaming and running around. "...I see...well I'll make sure to be on the lookout for any 'shounen-ai' around here." Danny said. "Oh, yeah before I do anything else, I have a secret too. Going ghost!" With a flash, Danny turned into his ghost form, with snowy white hair and glowing green eyes the same shade as Cosmo's. "I can turn into a ghost...when I'm like this, I'm Danny Phantom." "Darn! He's even better looking than us in ghost form too!" Timmy complained again. Cosmo said nothing but stared at Danny.
"You have a nice ass like Timmy does in those tights..." He whispered in awe. Wanda growled deep in her throat and took out a big mallet. "COSMO HENTAI NO BAKA!!!" She screamed and pummeled him into the atmosphere, crashing through the roof. "Whoa! He disappeared just like Team Rocket does!" Danny whistled in approval. "What did you scream when you hit him?" "Oh, basically I just said, 'Cosmo you stupid pervert!' in Japanese." Wanda shrugged. "So what do you do when you're in ghost mode?" "Me? I fight crime and ghosts whenever they appear, and fly and turn invincible so I can go through things." Danny said, demonstrating it to them by flying though Timmy. "Gah! You're cold!" he shivered. "When I'm normal, my breath turns blue if there's a ghost nearby."
"Wow..." "Yeah it is, but I'm stuck in your world. Can you take me home with your magic?" Timmy and Wanda looked at each other. "Actually, since we don't know what brought you here, we can't help you get back home. I guess you're going to have to stay here until we figure it out. Sorry, sweetie." "That's okay, I could use a break anyway...and since I have all the time in the world right now, I'd like to get to know you guys." The ghost boy turned back to normal with a smile and sat back down. "I can use all the friends I can get." Suddenly, Cosmo came screaming and crashing through the roof once again and landed on his face. "...Starting with getting to know you're an idiot, aren't you?" Danny smirked at the green-haired bishounen. "Thanks...I think?" Cosmo said before he passed out.