The Bishounen Ghost Boy
Ch.4- Friday Night Strip Poker Anyone? Pt.1
It's Friday, and our favorite bishounen decide to have a movie night...so when it's Wanda's turn to go out and get a scary movie for them, little does she know what goes on when she's gone...
"Hey guys, why don't we watch a scary movie?" Wanda asked as she walked into the living room. Danny, Cosmo, and Timmy were lounging on the couch playing Smash Bros. Melee on the Game Cube, not even noticing her. Their arms and legs were piled on top of each other so that all three were extremely comfortable lying there. "Eh? What did you say? Aw crap! I wasn't ready Mario!" Cosmo yelled as Yoshi was kicked off the screen at 250%. "Ha! Pay attention next time, pretty boy!" Danny smirked as he expertly executed another smash attack on him. Timmy stopped Mario just in time with one of Young Link's attacks.
"He was my prey!" he said, throwing Mario off the cloud in the Yoshi's Story stage and scoring a point. "Ahem! I said, let's watch a scary movie." Wanda said, pulling the plug on the Game cube. "Hey! I was winning!" Timmy pouted. "Only by one point!" Danny shot at the older boy. "Anyway, what movie are you going to get?" Cosmo asked, shifting himself so that he was holding both boys back from killing each other. "I don't really know...I was hoping that you guys would suggest something." She said. "How about, Scream?" Cosmo asked. "Nah, that's crap...how about...Freddy V. Jason?" Timmy asked as he struggled to kill Danny. "No, get Texas Chainsaw massacre!" Danny argued. Suddenly, all three blinked when they thought about it. "Yeah, let's watch that." They said.
Wanda sweatdropped, but she didn't mind. "Well, okay...I'll be gone for a few minutes, so don't do anything to wreck the house, okay?" "Okay!" All three boys said. She then poofed into thin air, leaving the three boys...alone. "...Well, while we wait for Wanda to get a good scary movie, let's play something to pass the time." Timmy suggested. "Any ideas?" Cosmo asked. "...Ooh, I know! How about, Twister?" Danny asked, waving his arm in the air. Cosmo and Timmy exchanged looks with each other, chuckling nervously. "Er...well...I don't know where the game is exactly, so let's play poker." Cosmo said. The truth really was that Wanda made them burn the game after the last time she caught them playing it in the bedroom alone with the door closed. So now Timmy and Cosmo had nothing to do. It was a good thing they didn't explain what happened to the game to Danny.
"Okay, let's play strip poker then." The younger bishounen said, taking out a pack of cards from out of his pocket. "The rules are: 1. Every time someone gets the lowest cards, they have to strip off a piece of clothing. (For example, you have to take off your shoes and socks because they're one item together.) 2. The other people get to choose what type of clothing you have to strip off. And the last rule...um...can anyone think of anything else?" Danny asked, shuffling the cards. Cosmo took out a stereo and smirked. "Rule three...they have to dance like a Chippendales guy on top of the table while stripping." "...Okay...riiiggghht...whatever...now that you all know the rules for playing...anybody who's chicken can back out now."
Nobody budged so therefore the Great Strip Poker game was now officially declared. Within a few minutes, there was a winner. "HA! Take it off, Cosmo!" Timmy smirked, pointing at his white shirt. The green-haired boy rolled his eyes and got on top of the table. "Fine...whatever." He then moved his hips, slowly fingering the knot of his tie, and seductively untied it, sticking his tongue out to lick it. Cosmo then threw the tie in the direction of the boys', and the youngest bishounen caught it. "Mmm...what kind of cologne do you have on?" The half-ghost boy asked, breathing in a sweet scent deeply. "Thought you'd never ask...its called 'Obsession' by Calvin Klein." He smirked; unbuttoning his shirt buttons one by one. He then slowly peeled off his white shirt, showing a well-built body with lightly tanned skin.
It took both of the boys to mentally slap themselves in the head to keep from drooling over him. Cosmo threw his shirt to the side and sat back down, shuffling the cards. "Okay, whose turn is it to lose, eh?" Timmy and Danny gulped. "Uh...him!" They said, pointing at each other. Cosmo laughed, dealing the cards out. "Hahaha...eventually you're going to have to strip sometime you two." Within another few minutes, Timmy lost, and had to strip too. "I call this dance 'The freak shirt.'" He said. "...Why?" Danny asked. "Because..." Both Cosmo and Danny's mouths dropped open as Timmy started freak dancing in front of them, pretending to grind his hips against the tabletop on his hands and knees. "...Oh my..." Danny said, his eyes widening.
He gulped, pulling at his shirt and wondering why it had suddenly got so hot in the room. Eventually Timmy finished his strip dance by pulling off his shirt and tossing it to the side. "Well, that was fun." He grinned, grabbing the cards once again. The ghost boy started turning red, wondering if he could think of a dance that would knock the socks off of the other two bishounen...after all, he was starting to become really good friends with him, and he should please them like they did for him. Timmy shuffled, and dealed cards to them. Cosmo picked up his cards and tried to look at Danny's, but he glared at him, covering his cards. In another few minutes, Danny was the loser as they threw down the cards in triumph. "HA!"
Danny groaned and looked at his cards, then the other guys'. He threw them down in frustration and folded his arms. "...Do I really have to?" He asked. Cosmo glared at him. "Hey, you were the one who made up the rules, and you have to follow it too." "...But I didn't make up the Chippendales part!" Danny argued back. "You did!" "...I did?" Cosmo asked innocently. Timmy pointed at the table. "Well you did ask for another rule...so get up there!" Danny grumbled and reluctantly got on top of the table. He started to dance seductively in front of Cosmo and Timmy, who were giggling as they watched him.
"Um...how about your pants...?" Danny's eyebrow cocked up as he lifted up his shirt. "No." he said flatly. "I dance better without my shirt on." He moved his hips just like Cosmo did but got down on his knees just like Timmy. "Ha! I can belly dance just as well as you can, Cosmo!" He laughed, showing his nice body as well. Just as he took off his shirt and about to do some really nasty freak dancing, Wanda poofed into the living room with a video in hand and popcorn bags in the other. "Okay, I got Texas Chainsaw Massacre and..." Her mouth dropped when she saw Cosmo and Timmy trying to stick dollar bills into Danny's jeans. The only thing she saw was all three of them without their shirts on.
"...WHAT THE HELL!? I LEAVE FOR A FEW MINUTES AND WHEN I COME BACK YOU THREE ARE CHIPPENDALES DANCING ON THE COFFE TABLE!?" Wanda screamed in rage. The three bishounen looked at each other guiltily and slowly nodded. "It's the rules of strip poker that we made up." Danny explained. "...Strip poker...? ...WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING PLAYING STRIP POKER ANYWAY!? IT'S ALREADY BAD ENOUGH THAT YOU TWO ALREADY TRIED TO DO IT WHILE PLAYING TWISTER!" Wanda screamed again, pointing at Cosmo and Timmy. Danny looked at them. "Oh, so that's why she burned the Twister game..." he said in understanding.
Yay, Chippendales dancing! WHOO hoo!! (Dances around, then notices stares) Ah...ahem... (Clears throat and regain composure) So, what did you think? If you thought this was evil then wait until the next chapter! As our favorite quartet watch their scary movie, lots of insanity goes on! Hmm...I wonder what it is?
Ch.4- Friday Night Strip Poker Anyone? Pt.1
It's Friday, and our favorite bishounen decide to have a movie night...so when it's Wanda's turn to go out and get a scary movie for them, little does she know what goes on when she's gone...
"Hey guys, why don't we watch a scary movie?" Wanda asked as she walked into the living room. Danny, Cosmo, and Timmy were lounging on the couch playing Smash Bros. Melee on the Game Cube, not even noticing her. Their arms and legs were piled on top of each other so that all three were extremely comfortable lying there. "Eh? What did you say? Aw crap! I wasn't ready Mario!" Cosmo yelled as Yoshi was kicked off the screen at 250%. "Ha! Pay attention next time, pretty boy!" Danny smirked as he expertly executed another smash attack on him. Timmy stopped Mario just in time with one of Young Link's attacks.
"He was my prey!" he said, throwing Mario off the cloud in the Yoshi's Story stage and scoring a point. "Ahem! I said, let's watch a scary movie." Wanda said, pulling the plug on the Game cube. "Hey! I was winning!" Timmy pouted. "Only by one point!" Danny shot at the older boy. "Anyway, what movie are you going to get?" Cosmo asked, shifting himself so that he was holding both boys back from killing each other. "I don't really know...I was hoping that you guys would suggest something." She said. "How about, Scream?" Cosmo asked. "Nah, that's crap...how about...Freddy V. Jason?" Timmy asked as he struggled to kill Danny. "No, get Texas Chainsaw massacre!" Danny argued. Suddenly, all three blinked when they thought about it. "Yeah, let's watch that." They said.
Wanda sweatdropped, but she didn't mind. "Well, okay...I'll be gone for a few minutes, so don't do anything to wreck the house, okay?" "Okay!" All three boys said. She then poofed into thin air, leaving the three boys...alone. "...Well, while we wait for Wanda to get a good scary movie, let's play something to pass the time." Timmy suggested. "Any ideas?" Cosmo asked. "...Ooh, I know! How about, Twister?" Danny asked, waving his arm in the air. Cosmo and Timmy exchanged looks with each other, chuckling nervously. "Er...well...I don't know where the game is exactly, so let's play poker." Cosmo said. The truth really was that Wanda made them burn the game after the last time she caught them playing it in the bedroom alone with the door closed. So now Timmy and Cosmo had nothing to do. It was a good thing they didn't explain what happened to the game to Danny.
"Okay, let's play strip poker then." The younger bishounen said, taking out a pack of cards from out of his pocket. "The rules are: 1. Every time someone gets the lowest cards, they have to strip off a piece of clothing. (For example, you have to take off your shoes and socks because they're one item together.) 2. The other people get to choose what type of clothing you have to strip off. And the last rule...um...can anyone think of anything else?" Danny asked, shuffling the cards. Cosmo took out a stereo and smirked. "Rule three...they have to dance like a Chippendales guy on top of the table while stripping." "...Okay...riiiggghht...whatever...now that you all know the rules for playing...anybody who's chicken can back out now."
Nobody budged so therefore the Great Strip Poker game was now officially declared. Within a few minutes, there was a winner. "HA! Take it off, Cosmo!" Timmy smirked, pointing at his white shirt. The green-haired boy rolled his eyes and got on top of the table. "Fine...whatever." He then moved his hips, slowly fingering the knot of his tie, and seductively untied it, sticking his tongue out to lick it. Cosmo then threw the tie in the direction of the boys', and the youngest bishounen caught it. "Mmm...what kind of cologne do you have on?" The half-ghost boy asked, breathing in a sweet scent deeply. "Thought you'd never ask...its called 'Obsession' by Calvin Klein." He smirked; unbuttoning his shirt buttons one by one. He then slowly peeled off his white shirt, showing a well-built body with lightly tanned skin.
It took both of the boys to mentally slap themselves in the head to keep from drooling over him. Cosmo threw his shirt to the side and sat back down, shuffling the cards. "Okay, whose turn is it to lose, eh?" Timmy and Danny gulped. "Uh...him!" They said, pointing at each other. Cosmo laughed, dealing the cards out. "Hahaha...eventually you're going to have to strip sometime you two." Within another few minutes, Timmy lost, and had to strip too. "I call this dance 'The freak shirt.'" He said. "...Why?" Danny asked. "Because..." Both Cosmo and Danny's mouths dropped open as Timmy started freak dancing in front of them, pretending to grind his hips against the tabletop on his hands and knees. "...Oh my..." Danny said, his eyes widening.
He gulped, pulling at his shirt and wondering why it had suddenly got so hot in the room. Eventually Timmy finished his strip dance by pulling off his shirt and tossing it to the side. "Well, that was fun." He grinned, grabbing the cards once again. The ghost boy started turning red, wondering if he could think of a dance that would knock the socks off of the other two bishounen...after all, he was starting to become really good friends with him, and he should please them like they did for him. Timmy shuffled, and dealed cards to them. Cosmo picked up his cards and tried to look at Danny's, but he glared at him, covering his cards. In another few minutes, Danny was the loser as they threw down the cards in triumph. "HA!"
Danny groaned and looked at his cards, then the other guys'. He threw them down in frustration and folded his arms. "...Do I really have to?" He asked. Cosmo glared at him. "Hey, you were the one who made up the rules, and you have to follow it too." "...But I didn't make up the Chippendales part!" Danny argued back. "You did!" "...I did?" Cosmo asked innocently. Timmy pointed at the table. "Well you did ask for another rule...so get up there!" Danny grumbled and reluctantly got on top of the table. He started to dance seductively in front of Cosmo and Timmy, who were giggling as they watched him.
"Um...how about your pants...?" Danny's eyebrow cocked up as he lifted up his shirt. "No." he said flatly. "I dance better without my shirt on." He moved his hips just like Cosmo did but got down on his knees just like Timmy. "Ha! I can belly dance just as well as you can, Cosmo!" He laughed, showing his nice body as well. Just as he took off his shirt and about to do some really nasty freak dancing, Wanda poofed into the living room with a video in hand and popcorn bags in the other. "Okay, I got Texas Chainsaw Massacre and..." Her mouth dropped when she saw Cosmo and Timmy trying to stick dollar bills into Danny's jeans. The only thing she saw was all three of them without their shirts on.
"...WHAT THE HELL!? I LEAVE FOR A FEW MINUTES AND WHEN I COME BACK YOU THREE ARE CHIPPENDALES DANCING ON THE COFFE TABLE!?" Wanda screamed in rage. The three bishounen looked at each other guiltily and slowly nodded. "It's the rules of strip poker that we made up." Danny explained. "...Strip poker...? ...WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING PLAYING STRIP POKER ANYWAY!? IT'S ALREADY BAD ENOUGH THAT YOU TWO ALREADY TRIED TO DO IT WHILE PLAYING TWISTER!" Wanda screamed again, pointing at Cosmo and Timmy. Danny looked at them. "Oh, so that's why she burned the Twister game..." he said in understanding.
Yay, Chippendales dancing! WHOO hoo!! (Dances around, then notices stares) Ah...ahem... (Clears throat and regain composure) So, what did you think? If you thought this was evil then wait until the next chapter! As our favorite quartet watch their scary movie, lots of insanity goes on! Hmm...I wonder what it is?