The Bishounen Ghost Boy
Ch.5-Danny plus Freddy and Jason Equals Chaos
Danny, Timmy, and Cosmo finally manage to watch their movie without Wanda hurting them too bad. So when she gets bored within a few minutes after watching the movie and goes to bed, little does she know what goes on after everyone else goes to bed...
"...Boring!" Wanda said as the last few minutes of the 'Texas Chainsaw Massacre' passed by. "...How could you guys watch this crap? It's not even scary enough for me for some reason." When she didn't get an answer, she turned to see the three boys cuddled up together and shaking as their eyes were glued to the TV. "Look behind you!" Danny cried. "EEK!" Wanda's eyes grew flat as she watched them. "It's too horrible! Close your eyes!" Cosmo said, slapping a hand over his eyes. "EEE!! I can still hear the sounds of the teenagers being butchered by that messed up family!" Timmy 's eyes widened as he watched blood splatter all over the place. "Cool! ...I mean, eek!" Soon the movie was done, and Cosmo jumped up to put in another DVD. "Who wants to watch 'Freddy V. Jason' now?"
"Ohh, me!" Timmy and Danny said, waving their hands around. Wanda rolled her eyes and got off the couch. "Eh, whatever...I'm leaving..." "...NO!! DON'T LEAVE US!!" They wailed, flinging themselves off the couch and latching onto her legs. "I'm too young to die!!!" Danny wailed. "...What are you talking about?" The pink-haired fairy asked. Danny looked up. "Don't you know!?" He said. "...Know what?" "If we watch that movie, all of us will die in seven days!" Cosmo and Timmy nodded in agreement. "Seven days!!!" They wailed. Wanda sweatdropped, shaking off the three bishounen. "Um, I think you're getting your horror movies confused...you're thinking of 'The Ring."
The ghost boy blinked then thought about it. "You mean Samara isn't in the 'Texas Chainsaw Massacre!?" "Um, no." Cosmo and Timmy glared at him then smacked him upside the head. "You got us all worked up for nothing you moron!" Cosmo growled. "Now we're missing our movie!" "...Er...sorry?" Danny said. "...Eh...good enough..." Timmy said. "...To the TV!" The three bishounen then zoomed to the TV and proceeded to watch the rest of the movie. Wanda rolled her eyes once again. "...Men and their short attention spans!" she mumbled to herself before poofing to her room. When the three boys were sure that Wanda was gone, Cosmo broke out the cards and started dealing them on the coffee table. "More strip poker anyone?" he asked.
As they started to play, Timmy nudged Danny. "Nice acting...I didn't think Wanda would fall for it." "Yeah, well it takes several experts like us to fool her." He said. Cosmo cleared his throat and looked at them. "So, who's ready to strip?" he asked. "...Are we stripping down all the way?" Timmy asked. "Yep, because we haven't finished playing when Wanda interrupted us, remember?" Danny explained. "Oh, well yeah I know that, but if my memory serves me correctly, I remember that Danny didn't finish strip dancing for us." Timmy smirked, folding his arms and looking at the younger teenager.
Even later that night...
Danny pulled the covers up to his chin as he looked around the dark room. He jumped in fear as a tree branch scratched against the window. "Oh my god!! This is just like the movie!! First the storm gets closer, things get scarier, then either Freddy or Jason comes and tries to kill me!!" Images of himself cut up into little sausage links flashed through his mind, causing the teen to nearly have a heart attack. Unable to stay by himself any longer, he cautiously edged out of bed, slowly making his way to the door. As he reached for the knob, a loud rumble of thunder erupted, causing the teen to retreat back to his bed and hide under the covers. "...Wait a second! I'm a halfa! I shouldn't be afraid of scary things!" Danny told himself, tossing the blankets aside.
He gasped as lightning once again lit the room, casting the shadow of a body on the wall. Danny opened his mouth in a mute scream before dashing from the room. He ran down the hallway and skidded to a stop in front of Timmy's room. He quickly opened the door, gasping as he found an empty bed. "Timmy?!" No answer. Fearing that the evil murderers had gotten to the older teen, Danny continued his search throughout the Turner house, eventually ending up in the kitchen. As he fumbled with the light switch, he found out that the storm had knocked out the power. He squinted into the room, trying desperately to see through the dark. His eyes widened as the room once again lit up from the lightning, revealing Timmy, who was motionless with his head buried in a bowl of cereal.
"OH MY GOD!! FREDDY AND JASON DROWNED TIMMY!!" Danny screamed, running around in a small circle with his arms flailing. The teenage halfa managed to feel his way to Timmy, aided by the occasional bursts of lightning outside. The ebony-haired boy poked at the motionless teenager, his hand shaking the entire time. Danny attempted to calm his racing heart down as he started to walk away, hoping to find someone who wasn't murdered yet. He stopped dead in his tracks when he heard Timmy moan. Danny spun around gasping, when he saw the older boy was sitting up with pieces of cereal stuck to his face.
"ZOMBIE!!!" The halfa screamed, grabbing the cereal box from the table before beating the other boy with it. "WHA?!" Timmy fell to the floor and covered his head as Danny continued hitting him with the box, yelling something about him being undead. "Danny! Quit it! I fell asleep!" "You can't fool me! You would've drowned in the milk!" Danny shouted. "I didn't have any milk in there! I was too tired to pour it! So cut it out! I haven't gotten to look at the box yet!" Danny blinked and stopped his assault, the cereal box still raised above his head. "Oh...sorry." Timmy pulled himself off the floor and brushed his pajamas off. "I think I have a marshmallow in my eye." Danny laughed nervously and tossed the box back on the table.
"Well then you shouldn't fall asleep in your cereal." "Whatever. So what are you doing up? I'm only here for a midnight snack." Timmy asked, spooning some cereal into his mouth. Danny suddenly remembered why he was looking for Timmy, and looked around the dark room cautiously, edging closer to the other boy. "Freddy Kuger and Jason is after me..." he whispered. Timmy raised an eyebrow. "Aren't you half-ghost? I thought you scared people instead?" "I know, but they're coming after me!" "But Danny, its just a mov..."
"You don't understand!" Danny cried, grabbing Timmy's shirt. "Weren't you paying attention to the movie!? First there's a thunderstorm, and then stuff outside is supposed to scare me, and now we have to figure out where Jason or Freddy is hiding before they find us!! Don't you know they kill off the virgins first??! I don't wanna die a virgin!!" Timmy blinked. "Um, I thought they killed off the sluts first? Usually in every scary movie the sluts die, and the virgins live." Danny thought about it. "Oh...yeah..." He then shook his head. "But not in this movie, buddy! Whoever kills the most people gets to kill everyone else!" Timmy gently pried Danny's hands off his shirt, patting them calmly with the younger boy blushing a bit.
"Okay, well first off...Jason and Freddy don't exist. Second, it's just a stupid scary fake--" Timmy stopped short as lightning again lit the room. The two boys looked out the window as a low moaning sound caught their attention. A figure outside was pressing itself against the window, clawing at the glass and making inhuman noises. "IT'S FREDDY KUGER AND/OR JASON!!!" Danny screamed, pointing in horror. Timmy tried to say something, but he paled as another flash of lightning revealed that the figure had disappeared. "THEY"RE COMING FOR US!!!" He managed to scream. The two boys looked at each other before they began screaming in horror.
Muahahahahahahaha!!! I mean, oh no! Danny and Timmy are being hounded...but by who or what? And besides, everyone knows, right? No? Oh well, find out in the next chapter of 'The Bishounen Ghost Boy'! ...Oh yeah, I almost forgot...I decided to hold a contest for all you fangirls of Danny Phantom and Fairly Odd Parents! If you can quote every single line of stupidity that Cosmo, Timmy, and Danny get whacked/yelled at for in all of my stories, the top three winners get to choose the man of their dreams and spend an entire chapter with them, courtesy of me, ObiOtaku16! So get crackin' and start quotin'! (Oh and has anyone seen the new FOP movie, 'Channel Chasers?' I've seen it twice! )
In the meantime, the three bishounen wait in dread for the next insane chapter...
Danny: Oh dear God, no fangirls!!! (whines) Why are you doing this to me, Obi!? T T
Timmy: At least whoever I get stuck with, she better not be like Mara! Or else I'll jump out a window! .
Timmy: Oh yeah, I remember.
Danny: Eh? What are you guys talking about?
Timmy: The time Mara almost gave Cosmo...well you know.
Danny: What?
Cosmo: ...Head.
Danny: My God! How horrible! Oh well.
Cosmo: Whaddaya mean, oh well?? .
Danny: It probably isn't so bad. I have to admit, she is kind of cute for a psycho.
Timmy: ...WHAT!? ARE YOU ON CRACK?? OO
Cosmo: Okay, who the hell are you and what have you done with Danny?! OO
Danny: Um...wait! I'm being possessed by Mara's evilness! Really! ;;
Timmy: ...Oh. ( '' )
(Cosmo and Timmy look at each other before taking out huge hammers that said Evil Be-Gone on it and brandishing them menacingly)
Cosmo and Timmy: Then we must squash the evil!!! Maho Mushi Evil Exorcism Plus!!! .
Danny: EEEKKK!!! (Runs away)
And more insanity ensures... please R&R! Thank you!