The Bishounen Ghost Boy

Ch.6- EEE! Oh Wait...That's Just You

While Timmy and Danny are scared of the so-called 'murderers', Cosmo and Wanda are having problems of their own too. They think there's monsters around!

Danny and Timmy dove under the table just as lightning flashed again. "...Do you think they'll find us??" Timmy asked, glancing around the dark room from his hiding place. "Well judging what I saw, Freddy and Jason are tall, so they probably won't find us!" "Unless they look under things!" Timmy said, wringing his hands together nervously. The halfa's eyes widened as he looked around the dark room as if it was going to swallow them whole. "Uh, should we hide somewhere else then?" He asked.

The older teen blinked and stared at the younger one, processing what he said. Suddenly, both boys leapt up and ran from the kitchen, running into the living room. "Where should we hide?" Timmy asked, jumping from foot to foot as he searched for any signs of the killers. Danny looked frantically around the room, finally pointing to a large ledge built into the wall. "There! We'll be able to see anything!"

Cosmo struggled to wake up as he made his way down the stairs, having been jolted awake by the thunder. "Stupid storm...I need sleep...those two boys annoy the energy out of me when they lose in poker..." He yawned as he reached the bottom of the stairs, reaching out to flip on the light switch. He rolled his eyes when he realized the power was knocked out. Shrugging it off, Cosmo continued his journey to the kitchen, wanting to grab a glass of warm milk to knock him out for the rest of the night.

Danny and Timmy snapped to attention as they saw some movement in the living room. "What's that?!?" Danny whispered, pointing at the mumbling figure as it moved across the room. Timmy squinted and rubbed his chin as he did so. "Look at its hair! It's a lot crazier than ours!" "Quiet!" Danny snapped, slapping a hand over the older teen's mouth. "It's gonna hear you! Look at it...it's slouched and seems to be mumbling about something." The two fell silent again as the struggled to hear what the creature was saying through the noise the storm was making. Timmy gasped when he caught a bit of it. "Did...did it say something about knocking someone out?" Before Danny could reply, the creature stopped and turned towards them, standing completely still.

"Idiot!" The halfa said as quietly as possible. "Now it's going to find us and kill us!" Timmy tensed a bit as the still shadowed figure began walking in their direction. "Do...do you think it saw us up there?" Timmy questioned. "Doesn't matter. We need to take down those insane killers before they get us. On three, we attack." Danny quietly transformed into a ghost. "One...two..." Cosmo blinked sleepily as he shuffled across the living room, mumbling something about knocking himself out and be done with it. He had heard a small sound, and he slowly walked to investigate when suddenly...

"THREE!!" Cosmo looked up and screamed as two figures came hurtling towards him from the ceiling.

Cosmo gasped for air as he skidded in front of his and Wanda's room. Having lived in Timmy's house for nearly six years, he knew the layout of the house like the back of his hand. So the darkness didn't throw him off in the least. He bolted into the room and ran to the bed, shaking the pink-haired woman frantically until she woke up. "Wha? Cosmo, it's three in the morning!" She mumbled, going back to sleep. "Wanda, wake up! I need your help!" Wanda sat up, rubbing the sleep from her eyes. "Huh? What's wrong?" The green-haired man nervously paced the floor of the room.

"I walked towards the kitchen to get something, but then something attacked me! Two really, and one of them tried to bite me!" Wanda blinked, scratching her head. "Maybe they're after you because you have a pretty face and you look good enough to eat!" She joked. Cosmo wailed and threw himself on the floor. "But I'm too young and good-looking to get eaten!" Wanda's face turned sour. "Oh get up, I was just joking. And besides, if there were psycho killers after you, they usually kill the sluts first. Trust me, I know." She said, pulling him up. "Well, I guess you're gonna die first, eh?" Cosmo asked. THWAP!

Timmy slowly made his way into another room, his hand running across the wall to keep him on track. "Danny, I thought you said you knew where the stairs were!" He grumbled. Hearing no response from the younger teenager, he whirled around and felt a tingle of fear going up his spine as he realized he was alone in the dark. And Freddy and Jason were coming after him. He heard the stairs behind him, which he had been walking away from, starting to creak. !" Timmy ran away, but managed to run smack into a wall and knock himself unconscious. Cosmo and Wanda stiffened as they heard a thump coming from downstairs.

"What do you think that was?" Cosmo whispered to Wanda. "Sounds like Timmy running into the walls again...but I could just be hearing things." Wanda said. The green-haired bishounen wasn't really completely satisfied with the answer, but nevertheless followed closely behind his wife as they journeyed farther into the dark hallways of the Turner house. Danny mumbled in annoyance as he ran into another wall, rubbing his nose in pain. "How the hell can Timmy not run into the walls?" he asked in an annoyed voice, turning around and expecting the older boy behind him. "Timmy?" The brown-haired bishounen wasn't there, making the halfa gasp and run into the walls again in horror.

Danny suddenly tripped over something and sprawled onto the floor with a thud. Realizing that it wasn't moving, he poked it a bit. A flash of lightning lit up the room, revealing and unconscious Timmy next to him. Danny let out a scream of terror, unable to move. Cosmo and Wanda whirled around as they heard the sound. "Was that...Danny?" Wanda asked. "I thought halfas weren't scared of anything." Cosmo shrugged. "Maybe he's one of those sissy halfas?" He said. "And he's being attacked by the creatures that attacked me?" Wanda looked at him flatly. "Do you enjoy other's people demise?" She asked. GASP "How did you know?" Cosmo demanded. "I'm a know-it-all...now are you gonna help Danny?" The pink-haired bishoujo ran into the direction with Cosmo as well.

"Hm...I must keep my secret diary somewhere else other than under the mattress." He mumbled to himself. Danny snapped his head up and he saw two figures running into the room where he was in. His green eyes narrowed angrily, thinking that they killed Timmy. "REVENGE!! DIE, FREDDY AND JASON!!" He yelled, jumping up and creating two orbs of power in his hands. "Freddy and Jason? What the hell?!" Cosmo and Wanda blinked and looked at each other. The two fairies screamed in horror and they were tackled to the ground. Timmy managed to regain consciousness and sit up. He noticed that a fight was going on, and he flicked on a flashlight he had with him the whole time but was too scared to turn it on.

He gasped as he discovered that Cosmo and Wanda and Danny were fighting each other, yelling something about evil machete wielding people attacking them. As the flashlight shone on them, they stopped and blinked in confusion like a deer caught in a headlight. "ACK!!" Danny was too busy being choked by his own hands. Timmy rolled his eyes and pried Danny's hands off his neck and thwaped him across the head with the flashlight. "Hey! I thought you were dead!" He said. Timmy whacked him again. "I wasn't even dead to begin with! I just ran into the wall, that's all!" Cosmo and Wanda snorted, trying to hold in their laughter.

"Hey! It's not my fault!" He yelled at them. Finally, the group explained what had happened, and they figured out they weren't any psycho killers in the first place...it was all just a figment of their imagination and the movie that they watched. "But who was that shadow on the wall, and its face was pressed against the glass?" Danny asked. Nobody could think of an explanation. In the meantime, an otaku named Ash the stampeed walked around the house, mumbling something about appearing in a Fairly Odd Parents story but not able to get into the house to do so.

"Why won't they let me in? I know Timmy and Danny saw me with my face pressed against the kitchen glass window. Did they think I was a psycho killer and freaked out everyone else?" Ash the stampeed thought about it. "...Nah..." He peered into the window, seeing Danny, Cosmo, Wanda, and Timmy sitting around and talking about something. He began to wave his arms around to get their attention. Danny caught the movement, and pointed at it. "THERE HE IS!!" He screamed. Without thinking about it, Danny summoned up a ball of energy and sent it hurtling towards the window. He launched Ash the stampeed into the air and making him disappear into the storm.

Sorry if I haven't updated in a while! Got lots of things to do and stuff. Anyway, the next chapter stars ZAGRH8R who won the contest I placed in chapter five. But there was a bit of a misunderstanding when I said three. I really meant one winner. It's a good thing Ash vault rose Garden pointed out that people would copy and paste, so I guess that contest was a dud. But don't worry! You still get to appear winner of the contest! So...just sit back and relax...

In the break room...

Danny: Ha ha. ObiOtaku screwed up.

Cosmo and Timmy: Hahahahahahaha...

Voice Coming From Cloud: Hey! I didn't know! Besides, I can always make up a new and better contest! Isn't that right, Wanda?

Wanda: (Not paying attention) Eh? Oh...yeah! Of course!

Voice Coming From Cloud: You're not being very helpful.

Wanda: Sorry...it's just that I was looking at this really cool Yu-Gi-Oh magazine with a dreamy Marik on the cover. Isn't he hot?

Voice Coming from Cloud: Hm...I wonder...

(Goes away to think of another evil chapter)

Cosmo: Wanda!

Wanda: What?

Timmy: You just gave ObiOtaku an idea!

Wanda: I did?

Danny: Uh, yeah.

Wanda: Cool.

(The three bishounen sweatdrop as the pink-haired fairy goes back to squealing over the centerfold of Jonouchi, Kyou, Marik, Honda, and Yugi.)

Cosmo, Timmy, and Danny: We're doomed.