The Bishounen Ghost Boy
Ch.7- It's Time To Duel! Well, Sort Of...Pt.1
When Danny and Timmy decide to try Duel Monsters, they wish for a few people to teach them how to play...with a bit of craziness added to it!
"Hey guys, what you doing?" Cosmo asked as he poofed into the room where Danny and Timmy were playing what looked to be a card game. "Eh? Oh, Danny and I decided to play that popular game called 'Duel Monsters' on that Yu-Gi-Oh show." Timmy answered, reading the instructions. Cosmo sniffed and took the booklet, poofing it out of sight. "You don't need to read that! Why not just learn from the experts themselves?" he asked. "That's a great idea, Cosmo!" Danny said. But he paused a bit, remembering what happened a few days ago. "Oh wait, never mind...I'm still traumatized when we played poker." "Ah, don't be a worrywart! Your card game doesn't have to do anything with stripping! So, are you still game?" Cosmo asked.
"Oh...all right. Timmy, wish for Yugi, Jonouchi, Marik, Seto, and everyone else that plays Duel Monsters here." Danny said to the older teen. Timmy looked up at Cosmo. "I want that in wish form please!" "All right, here it goes!" The green-haired fairy's wand glowed, and a group of people appeared in the middle of the room. "...Hmm? Where am I? This isn't the Battle City finals!" Seto Kaiba said. "It seems to be that we are in some weird Shadow Realm that Marik dragged us into." Yami Yugi looked around the pink-hatted teenager's room. "...And from the looks of it, a not very flashy one." "...Hey! My room is cool!" Timmy yelled, throwing a stuffed animal tiger toy at Yami, which bounced off his big hair.
"Oh, hello. You must be people who also got stuck in the Shadow Realm...am I right?" Yami asked, finally turning around. Danny and Cosmo blinked, with Timmy's face getting a really annoyed look. "Um, no. My name is Timmy Turner. You my friends...were wished here by me so you can teach my friend and I how to play Duel Monsters." Timmy explained. "Wish? How is that possible? Do you have a Millennium item?" Yami asked. Timmy slapped his face in frustration. "No...I don't." "Then we're not in a Shadow Realm?" Seto asked. "Duh." Danny said flatly. "Oh...well...okay then. Hey guys! You can stop beating up Marik now!" Yugi called out over his shoulder as he transformed into his regular self.
Danny, Timmy, and Cosmo sweatdropped as they saw Kyou, Jonouchi, and Honda bring in a beaten-up Marik into the room. "I TOLD you I didn't send you to a Shadow Realm!" He grumbled, as he was dragged in. "Oh, well you should have told us earlier." Jonouchi snorted. Suddenly, a squeal of joy was heard. "AHHH!!! ISN'T THAT THE VOICE OF MY BELOVED JONOUCHI!!!???" Everyone snapped their head towards the direction of the sound and saw a girl standing at the doorway of the bedroom. She had hearts in her eyes as she gazed at the blonde dueler with long hair. "Eh...do I know you?" Jonouchi asked as the girl zoomed up to him. Flowers appeared between them and flowed around as she introduced herself.
"Hi! I'm an anime otaku named ZAGR8R, and I'm like...your biggest fan!! I won a contest to meet you in person, and now...EEEEEEEEEE!!!!!" She screamed and launched herself at him, knocking him to the floor. ? He's a prize?" Yugi asked as he watched ZAGRH8R smother him with kisses and hugs. "ObiOtaku16 held a contest to see whoever is the first person to find quotes where we get whacked." Danny explained. "And this girl won?" Seto asked. "Yep!" Jonouchi turned red as the fangirl kept ranting about how cool he was. "Wow! This ObiOtaku sure picked out a gorgeous gal for me!" He said happily. "Uh huh." Cosmo said absently. ZAGRH8R growled and threw a rock at the fairy, knocking him out. He promptly dropped to the ground with swirls in his eyes.
"Take that!" "...So, what are we here for anyway?" Kyou asked as he leaned against the wall with his arms crossed. "My name is Danny Fenton and I want to learn how to play Duel Monsters." Danny said so Timmy wouldn't have to repeat himself. "The guy that that one chick knocked out, his name is Cosmo, and his wife's name is Wanda, but she's not here now." "I see...well my name is Kyou..." "Oh don't worry, I know who you all are." Danny said. "EEK! You're a stalker, aren't you??" Seto said, pointing at the younger teenager. "Er...what?" Danny asked. "You pervert!!!" Seto screamed again, lifting up his jacket like a sissy and jumping onto a chair. "...Will you stop writing Seto into a sissy guy?!" Danny yelled at the cloud floating above them.
"Eh? Oh very well...I don't see where the fun is if I don't have fun." A voice grumbled from the cloud. Almost instantly, Seto returned to normal. "...What the hell just happened? I feel like someone was toying with my personality or something...and why am I on this chair??" He demanded. Everyone except Jonouchi, who was still being glomped, just put on straight faces and tried hard to hide their snickering. "Tell me or else I shall bring my Blue Eyes out to punish you on behalf of the name of Kaiba!" Seto yelled, giving extremely unpleasant looks. Yugi put his hands under his chin and fluttered his eyelashes at Seto. "Why don't you try it...girly boy? Or should I say...Sailor Seto?" "Grr...I shall have my revenge!!" Seto growled, walking away and plopping himself down on Timmy's bed to plan an evil plan.
Meanwhile, outside the window of the Turner house, Mara the evil otaku heard voices of anime boys, and put on an evil smile. "Eh? Do I hear the sound of Kaiba-chan and everyone on that Yu-Gi-oh show? Hmm...it has been at least three chapters since I last appeared...I think I shall go visit them...and have a little fun too...ohohohohohohohohoho!!" But little did she know that ZAGRH8R was up there to protect her Jono-chan...