Fiona sat up quickly to find herself not at he helm of the pearl, but in Jack's quarters with Jack himself a very few uncomfortable inches away from her.

"You awake Sergeant?" Jack asked curiously opening his eyes and looking up at her.

"No, I'm sleeping sitting up with my eyes open," She said sarcastically swinging her legs over the edge and rubbing her face. That all had seemed so real.

"Captain Sparrow, did the crew go missing last night?" She asked trying to make sense of it all.

"What're you mean?" He asked sitting up and looking at her curiously. There was no way they could've had the same dream.

"You heard me." She said looking at him.

"No, not unless you count dreams to be real," He told her.

"You had a dream like that too?" She asked not believing a word of it. Jack nodded sincerely, or as sincere as a pirate could get.

"But how in the world could that have happened?" She asked confused.

"Don't be askin' me, I'm not one for all that superstitious hocus pocus." He told her.

"I'm not either," She told him lying straight back down on top of Jack's stomach and then she shot back up. She hadn't realized Jack was that close.

"Getting a little personal are you Sergeant?" He asked teasingly.

"Oh why don't you go stun gun yourself?" She asked scowling at him. Of all the arrogant men...

"Because first of all, I don't have any idea what that is, second, it sounds painful, and lastly, I wouldn't want to give you the pleasure of knowing I did something you told me to."

Fiona stared at him disbelievingly.

"You're a real jackass you know that?" She told him getting up and walking to the table far away from him.

"I've been told that on many occasions but I'm not one to believe what people tell me," He said fully enjoying her pissed off attitude.

"Why are you like that?" She asked sitting down in the chair.

"Well I'm sorry but I wasn't the one who was accosting me,"

"I was doing no such thing, if you weren't such a horny little bastard we'd have no problems." She almost yelled.

"Sorry I do have a father," He told her grinning like mad. "And you must admit, you did enjoy laying on me as you do find me attractive as well as charming."

"I did NOT enjoy that Captain Sparrow, I find Barbosa more attractive and a COBRA more charming then you." She was able to spit out before storming out of the room leaving Jack free to laugh his hearts content, even at the fact she had said his former first mate was more attractive, that made it funnier still.

"That arrogant, self-centered, egotistical, low life, son of a whore." She said under her breath wanting nothing more than to run her steam off, but to her dismay, the ship was hardly big enough for a jog.

"You wouldn't be talkin' about Jack now would ya?" Gibbs asked curiously.

"Noo," She said sarcastically with a mock shocked look on her face and putting a hand across her heart. "NEVER."

Gibbs frowned and shook his head. "Shouldn't let him get ter ya like that, good man he is,"

"Excuse me, but you try to sleep in the same bed with him without any sort of sexual reference. And did you just call him a good man?" She asked her eyebrows shooting up.

"That I did," Gibbs told her.

"Jack? Captain Jack Sparrow of the Black Pearl?" She asked disbelievingly.

"Aye,"

"Your almost crazier than he is!" She said flaring her arms and walking off.

"Heh, that'd take some time," Gibbs said to himself before turning back to his duties.

A/N: That's it for now so byee!!! Have a WONDERFUL week everyone! Sorry for the shortness.