The Bishounen Ghost Boy
Ch.8- It's Time To Duel! Well, Sort Of...Pt.2
Just as the Yu-Gi-Oh cast is just about to teach Danny and Timmy how to play, trouble arrives with the name of Mara!
Seto was still busy thinking about his plans to humilate Yugi as usual, when he saw a girl with long brown hair and bright green eyes appear in front of him before disappearing. "...EH?" Seto said before getting up and looking out the window. "I see that Yugi has managed to humiliate you once again, eh Seto?" She asked as she jumped back up on her trampoline, which he could see on the ground below. "...Who the hell are you, and how do you know my name!?" Seto demanded. "Are you a stalker?!" She jumped back up one more time and tried to jump into the house, but all she managed to do was whack her head on the window sill. Seto could hear cursing as she fell on the ground. He rolled his eyes.
He was about to go out the window himself, but the girl immediately recovered and threw a grappling hook onto the window, almost throwing it at Seto's head. Luckily he squealed in fear and jumped to the side. She then climbed up the house and climbed into the window. "Close, but not really." She grinned up at him evilly. "My name is Mara, and I'm an otaku." She said.
When Seto was about to say something, she let out a growl of rage and started beating him in the head with a plastic sword. "OW!!! WHAT WAS THAT FOR!!?" He screamed at her. Mara sniffed, and tossed her hair behind her. "Some gentleman you are...not helping a cute girl like me when she's hurt." "WHAT!? DO YOU THINK THAT YOU'RE A HELPLESS LITTLE GIRL!!?? YOU ALMOST FREAKIN' KILLED ME!! AND WE HARDLY EVEN SAID ANYTHING TO EACH OTHER!!" Seto screamed again. Mara smiled. "Just take a chill pill, Seto dear. You'll break a blood vessel that way."
A few minutes passed, and she finally walked into the house, where Danny and Timmy's mouths drop open. Including Wanda's and Cosmo's. "...What the hell is she doing here!?" Danny demanded, pointing at the evil otaku. Mara said nothing but twirled around the room, getting a lot of attention from the guys. "...Wow, you're gorgeous." Honda said, getting hearts in his eyes. She looked at him, and turned her nose up at him. Honda wailed and ran away to a corner. "...WAAAHHH!! SHE THINKS I'M UGLY!!" "How? She didn't even say a word to you." Marik said. "She has psycho powers!" Honda said, in a hushed voice. "..Okay..." Ryou said.
Mara let out squeal of joy as she saw little Yugi. Hearts appeared in her eyes as she saw the pointy-haired freshman. "Ahh, Yugi-chan!!! Come to my bosom!" She then grappled the teenager to her, squishing him into her breasts. "You're so kawaii!!" Yugi turned red while Jonouchi grew jealous. "Hey! Why don't I get hugged like that?!" He demanded, getting thwaped in the head by ZAGRH8R. The brown-haired bishoujo looked coolly at him. "One, because you're not as cute, and two, you're not shorter than me." The blond boy sweatdropped at her words. "Isn't that right, Yugi?" Mara asked. "...Yugi?" When Mara released him, blood splurted out of his nose and he had x's for eyes. "Yugi!! Speak to me!!" She cried, shaking his unconscious body.
"...Oh my God! She killed Yugi!" Kyle said. The Yu-Gi-Oh cast looked at the two elementary school kids that appeared out of nowhere with weird looks on their faces. "See, I told you this isn't the right time to use that line!" Kyle said. "Yeah, well at least ObiOtaku16 is paying us to appear for a few seconds anyway!" Stan argued back. "No she isn't." "What? Dammit!" When the two South Park kids left, all everyone could was just say, "...Right..."
Mara smirked and folded her arms. "Get me a soda, Kaiba." "...Hey! You just can't order me around like that!" Seto growled. "You're not the boss of me!" Mara sneered as she stared at Seto. She took out a whip and cracked it over his head. "On your knees, dog!" Seto let out a girly squeal and ran away from the bishounen trainer with arms flailing in the air. Mara looked at the other bishounen in the room and cracked the whip in the air threateningly. "Anyone else to disobey me?" She asked. They all shook their heads no.
Marik started twiddling his fingers like Mr. Burns from the Simpsons. "Excellent..." "What was that for? Ryou asked. Marik shrugged. "I don't know...I guess I've been watching too much 'Simpsons'." "...A bunch of randomness, I say." Yugi said.
"Hey, what does this golden thingy do?" Timmy picked up the Millenium rod, which was stupidly left on Timmy's bed and suddenly an aura surrounded him. His eyes had swirlies in them as he was possessed. "Ohh...this body feels nice...a bit scrawny though...oh well! With this new body, I shall reclaim my right to rule the world!" "Ack! I warned you Turner, and you didn't listen!! Just put the rod down!!" Marik said with wide eyes.
As Mara grabbed the Millenium rod away from Marik, everyone's eyes widened. "No! Don't touch it!" Electricity crackled from the rod, and the evil spirit slowly possessed Mara. "OH MY GOD, LOOK AT HER EYES!!" Marik's eyes widened as large as dinner plates. "Why did you let her grab it?! She's gonna capture you all for some evil usage!" ZAGRH8R yelled. "EEK! We're screwed!" Danny cried. "Ah yes...I've never been in a female's body...it feels good." Mara said as swirlies appeared in her eyes. Everyone blinked in shock. "No way!" Mara ambled towards the group and swung the rod at them. "Take that!" "GYAAAHHH!!!' Everyone screamed, jumping out of the way.
Mara started to point the rod at Jounouchi, but she tripped over the rug and sent the rod flying, where the pointy side embedded itself in the blond dueler's head. "Pwah." "OH MY GOD!!! Jounouchi?!" ZAGRH8R cried. "Huh? What's going on?" Mara asked as she found herself on the ground. "Mara, quick! Behind you!" Her eyes bugged out as she saw a possessed Jonouchi with bandages and blood running down his forehead, and he was holding the Millenium rod. "AHH! ZOMBIE!!" She screamed. "SOMEBODY AIM FOR THE HEAD!! KILL IT! KILL IT!!" She ran off with Jounouchi walking after her, waving the rod in the air. "Just keep running!" Cosmo yelled after her.