First off, I don't own LOTR, the Matrix, or anything else I might get sued for, for writing about it, or him, or her

And I'm not J.R.R. Tolkien (for those who don't know, John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) and I don't write as well

Basic intro.:

If any of you out there are Matrix freaks like me, you all know that "The Matrix" is actually like the 6th matrix, AND those 6 weren't the first type of matrix... as you probably know, the truly FIRST matrix was designed to be a "Perfect" world... I think all us Tolkien fans know what the perfect world was... duh... Middle Earth (Remember how much "Elrond" looked like Agent Smith? Coincidence? I think not.)

SO... this is just some stuff bout the first, and original matrix, which was written about by a man named Tolkien, after he was un-plugged

Chapter 1 - the beginning of the end, of the first, of several, of the last of the machines years

"Frodo, wake up!" came a voice from outside Frodo's room

"Just a second Sam..." Frodo replied

Frodo was not short, for a hobbit, but he was not particularly tall, he was also one of the few hobbits that could swim.

Frodo got up, and after eating a few breakfasts, he stepped outside

"Hello Frodo!" said Pippin

"Oh, the mailman asked me to give this to you" said Pippin as he walked inside

Frodo opened up the package to find a palantir inside. As soon as it dropped out of the package into his hands, it suddenly began to ring.

"Hello?" thought Frodo, which caused the ringing to stop

suddenly a face appeared, of an elderly looking man

"Do you know who this is?" came a voice in Frodo's head, though the mans face didn't move

"Gandalf?" thought Frodo

"Yessss" came the reply

"Now, they are coming, you have to do what I say"

"Whos coming?" asked Frodo

"See for yourself"

Frodo looked up, and saw several Nazgul walking down the road

He saw the Nazgul talking to Sam, and Sam pointed to where Frodo was, Frodo then ducked down quickly

"Theres a gate in the fence next to you, go through it" came Gandalf's voice

"Ok, how do you know all this?" asked Frodo as he went through the fence

"I don't have time to explain right now" Gandalf said, "Ok, now, you need to slowly climb off that cliff over there"

"Uh, there isnt a cliff within 50 miles of here" said Frodo

"I SAID DO WHAT I TELL YOU, OR THEY WILL GET YOU!!!" shouted Gandalf

"THERES NO CLIFF!!!" shouted Frodo back

Suddenly the Nazgul approached, and picked up Frodo, and began to drag him away, as Frodo dropped the phone...

This is just the first chapter, if you cant tell, its made like the movie, even THOUGH its supposed to be the first matris, not the 6th version.... blah blah blah, still,

please R/R