Hi. this is chapter 2, duh. thanks to all my reviewrs... I hope you will like this chapter better

I decided to stop making this just like the Matrix. and more like LOTR, but with a matrix edge... think it will be better this way

let me know what you think! And thanks to all the reviewers!!

BiggsTrek Thanks for helping me with all my stories!!!

Boxie Roxie Yes, I actually did get some of my idea from that very picture, the one with Elrond wearing the Agent Smith glasses... he he he

Tarachi Kaishaku thanks for reviewing my story, ur one of the reasons that I decided to change the format a little bit, also one of the reasons there is a chapter 2 at all

Chapter 2

"Mr Baggins, we have been watching you for a while now, it seems that you arent just a gardener" said one of the Nazgul as he sat down

"What do you mean? Im just a hobbit" said Frodo

"It seems you have been holding something... of great importance" said the Nazgul, in a long slow voice

"You mean my autographed copy of "The Hobbit"? or do you mean my limited edition Sting reproduction?" said Frodo

"No, we don't mea... WAIT, YOU HAVE AN AUTOGRAPHED COPY OF THE HOBBIT?" shouted the Nazgul

"Yea, I would have a copy of LOTR, but it hadnt been written yet, since I havent even destroyed the ring yet" replied Frodo

"AHA! The ring! I KNEW IT!" shouted the Nazgul

"Oh, you meant the ring?" asked Frodo

"Yes of course that's what we meant" said the Nazgul

"Oh, sure, here yya go" siad Frodo, as he handed the ring to the Nazgul

"HEY, this isnt the ring, this is..."

"What? It's the ring" replied Frodo

"No....."

"What, you never heard of the Captain Riboflavin secret decoder ring?" said Frodo, in surprise

"No, I have to admit, I havent" said the Nazgul

"YOU HAVENT?? IVE BEEN TRYING TO GET A VAP'N RIBOFLAVIN RING FOR MONTHS!!!" shouted one of the other nazgul

"Shut up Larry" said the lead Nazgul (Larry is the fifth nazgul, inside joke)

"Im talking about "THE" RING, ya know, one ring to rule them all, one ring to find them, one ring to bring them all, and in the darkness sap all their body heat, and use them to power the machine world" said the lead nazgul

"Woah, THAT ring, oh yea, don't mess with that, every time I touch it, a big evil looking eye pops out of no-where" said Frodo

"Cool, it pops out of knowere?" said the Nazgul

"Yes, it pops out of knoughwear" said Frodo

"Hey, do you mean nowhere?" asked one of the other, more inteligent looking, nazgul

"No, I meant knowhere" said Frodo

"well, EXKUUUUUZE MEE" said the other nazgul

"So. where is the ring?" asked the nazgul

"oh that thing?" said Frodo, "I think I am using it as a coaster"

"a gold coaster?" asked the nazgul

"Well, its just plain gold, and I feel evil and invisible when I wear it" said Frodo

"We need it, if we get it, you can go" said the Nazgul

"Why cant I go right now?" asked Frodo

"Cause we don't want you to that's why" said the nazgul

Just then, several high elves dropped into the room, machine gun in each hand, both unloading like crazy, but strangely, not hitting Frodo

THEN SUDDENLY!!!

the chapter ended!