Welcome to the wonderful world of... TEXT!!! aint it lovely?
disclaimer: I don't own LOTR, or the Matrix, yea...
THnX to my reviewrs, thanks for reviewing and telling me which parts needed work!
Hope this is the best chapter yet (not a ton of competition)
Chapter 3:
In just a few seconds, the high elves killed all the Nazgul
"Whew, that was close!" said Frodo, as the high elves walked in
"Yes it was" replied one of the high elves
Then suddenly, the author didn't know really what to do with the elves, so they walked off into the sunset, and burst into flames when they finally reached the surface of the sun. (just a special effect, no elves were harmed in the writing of this story)
"Woah, that looked cool"
"Yes it did" came a voice
"WHO ARE YOU?" asked Frodo
"My name is Elrond" said the man, or elf, who was apparently Elrond, "I finally found you, Frodo Anderson Baggins, or Mr. Anderson as I like to call you"
"Wait, this dosent make sense, Elrond is very important to the plot, but your also the only real connection between this, and the 6th Matrix!!! If your bad, it ruins the entire story though, but if your good, then the whole Elrond/Smith joke cant be made!!" Frodo said frantically
"Yessssss, I couldn't have done a better job of confusing everyone myself" Elrond replied
"So, what is going to happen?" asked Frodo
"Im not sure, Mr. Anderson, lets ask the Author"
Suddenly a voice came, "Elrond will have to pretend to be a good guy for one scene, then he will be a bad guy"
"AHH!" said Elrond
"AHH!" said Frodo
"Well, now Mr. Anderson, it appears that I will be a good guy, yet a good guy that is actually a bad guy pretending to be good for a while, while actually bad, but not acting bad, cause I'm pretending to be good, not bad" Elrond said, in a slow, monotonous voice
"WOW, YOUR GOOD! I nearly fell ASLEEP!" Frodo said
"Yessssss, thank you" Elrond replied slowly
"So, when is this 'good scene'?" asked Frodo
"Lets have it now!" said Elrond
"Ok, Ill just set the ring on this table"
"Ok, who will go with Frodo on this quest?" Elrond asked
"Wait, theres no one in the room." replied Frodo
"He has my semi-automatic, and automatic weaponry, as well as my supreme Kung Fu/ Ju Jitsu/ Drunken Boxing... skills" Said Gandalf (Gandalf Morpheus Stormcrow is his full name)
"And he has my not-so-apparent skills with guns, as well as my severly, SEVERLY cool looking Kung Fu... skills" Said Legolas (Legolas Trinity Greenleaf)
(Im sure we all noticed how much Legolas looked like a girl)
"And he has my... skills... that you never really see that much" said Boromir (Boromir Cypher... shoot, I don't know Boromir's last name)
"And my axe" Said Gimli (Gimili... just Gimili, I kinda ran out of Important Matrix characters)
"And you have my cool ability to use lots and lots of weapons that are almost too big for a normal person to use just one of, yet I can use em simultaneously, PLUS my ability to only be killed by silver bullets" said Aragorn (Aragorn that-guy-in-the-second-movie-that-can-only-get-killed-by-silver-bullets Dunedain)
"WERE COMING TOO!" said several Hobbits that haven't really been in this story so far (sorry!)
"WOOT!" Said Frodo
Just then, a man, who looked a lot like Keanu Reeves walked up
"Excuse me, is this Newark?" asked the man
"No... wait, are you Neo?" asked Frodo
"No, my name is Johnny Mnemonic" said Johnny (I really hope I spelled Mnemonic right)
"Really? you look just like Neo" said Frodo
"No, but I do have a plug in the back of my head, and it hooks up to computers" said Johnny
"REALLY NOW? What are the chances that someone that looks like you would be 2 different people with plugs in the back of their heads?" said Frodo, "Four, if you include the Matix sequels!"
"I KNOW!" replied Johnny
Then the Authors voice came in, "Sorry, I just had to make fun of the fact that Keanu Reeves played two people with plugs in their heads"
"Its ok" replied Gandalf
"I DIDN'T ASK YOU!!!!" came a slightly angrier voice, apparently from the Author
"Well, Ive been good now, so, Ill leave for a while, and come back, trying to kill you ok?" said Elrond
"OK!" replied everyone, including Elrond
"Ok, this is the end of the chapter, I hope you liked it, please R/R" said the Author
"Hey dude, your not supposed to say that, your just supposed to type it" said Frodo
"Oh, SHOOT!!" said the Author, "I said that out loud?"
"Yea, you kinda did" said Frodo
"OK, Let me try again"
Ok, this is the end of the chapter, I hope you liked it
"you forgot the R/R part, you had it up th..." Said Frodo, just before he was attacked by flying bionic shark, with lazer beams attached to their heads
(Come on, I'm the author, I can add all the flying sharks I want)
oh right, the R/R thing too