Disclaimer: This is not a part of of a balanced breakfast
Disclaimer: I don't own LOTR, the Matrix (any of em) or various other things I could be said to have claimed to own
ALSO... for my chapterly rantings... that you read, cause... well you are right now, I can tell cause you wouldn't know that I knew if I wasn't right about knowing what you were reading.
ok, I cant think of anything to rant about... a few things though, about the story
concerning Legolas: So far, he is still a guy... I don't have plans to make him a girl (shudder) I was just saying he was the MOST like Trinity. Fortunately for me, I am a guy, and I'm not in love with Orlando Bloom, so I can make fun of him... but sorry to all the people I offend (girls I offend I mean, same thing)
concerning Aragorn: All the cool people were taken by the time I realized I had left him out (please don't hurt me, I'm SORRY!) SO I decided to make him one of those "glitchy" guys that were "from a previous version of the matrix" specifically, the guys that can only be killed by silver bullets, (the "werewolf" guys... like there were some "ghost" guys)
AND... to my wonderfull reviewers...
WOULD IT KILL YOU to say SOMETHING LIKE... ok ok, your all great reviewers
I would name names, but my comp has been attacking me and my attempts to do stuff, and Im afraid if I dont post this soon, I never will, and my computer will delete it, and bit slap me tor trying to upload it, or worse, kilobyte slap me! (lame computer joke, and my comp attacked me AGAIN...)
Chapter 4
"Uh oh, this dosent look good" said the Author, as he faced 1,000 orcs, lead by the nine Nazgul, and Sauron himself as well.
"WE WILL SMITE YOU... BADLY!" shouted Sauron, raising his mace
at that time, the Author grabbed the mace from Sauron's hand, and smacked him over the head, then heroically defeated every last orc, and Nazgul, saving the world from tyranny.
"YAY!" said the Author
The he suddenly remembered what he was supposed to be doing!
"Were off to see the wizard!..." said Frodo, as he walked along
"Wrong movie" said Gandalf quickly
"Oh..."
"Were off to see the darklordsauron! the wonderfull darklordsauron of Morodor!" said Frodo
"That's better, but we're not going to see HIM... were going to destroy his ring!" said Gandalf
"Ohhhh RIGHT!" said Frodo
"Yea, anyways" Aragorn said
"WAS THAT A THREAT?" shouted Frodo
"WHAT?" asked Aragorn, a little surprised by Frodo's reaction
"OH, SO NOW YOU DON'T THINK I KNOW HOW TO USE THE 5 W's?????" shouted Frodo again
"Woah, dude, calm down" said Aragorn
"I DON'T NEED TO CALM DOWN!!!" shouted Frodo
"DUDE, CALM DOWN!!!" shouted Aragorn
"come on, you don't have to shout" Frodo replied calmly
"Whatever"
"I WILL THANK YOU!!!... IM GOING TO WHAT MY EVER TONIGHT!!!" shouted Frodo
Aragorn thought a second, "OK!!!" he shouted
"Well, good" Frodo said, calm once again
"SO, HOW ABOUT THAT LOCAL SPORTS TEAM!!!" shouted Aragorn
Once again, Frodo replied calmly to Aragorn's shouting, as opposed to shouting at Aragorn's calmness, "Yea, I heard that he/she did good/bad!"
Just then, Gollum walked across the path they were walking down, then one second later, he walked across it again.
"What was that?" asked Frodo
"Update" said Gandalf, "OOO, version 1.31!!"
"HEY, they finally added my idea!" said Aragorn
"What was that?" asked Legolas (the guy)
"Instant Messaging!" Aragorn said cheerfully
Just then!
Lucid03days: Hola!
"Oh great, not her" said Aragorn
"Who is she?" asked Gandalf
Lucid03days: What do you mean? "OH GREAT"? YOUR MEAN!
"I meant that in a NICE way" replied Aragorn
Lucid03days: Lol, no you didn't
"Whatever" Aragorn replied
Lucid03days: Oh great, I have to go, BYE!
"Yea..." Aragorn replied
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AuthorExtrordinaireShantazzar: Please R/R... YEA!!!
Oh, I don't own Lucid03days either... I meant to put "Disclaimer:" before that, but Ill just have to put it after, and write it backwards so the colon is towards the claim :remialcsiD