The Insey-Winsey Spider-Man
Part 4: Wash the Spider Out
By
RahneMan
Disclaimer- I don't own the X-Men, or Spidey. They belong to Marvel.
Shout Outs-
Dark Jaded Rose- Big Black Cat fan huh? Wackiness with Felicia soon! ;)
Thanks to Rafy3, NYFlame and WerewolfLass
Bayville Jewellers-
All is quiet at the Bayville Jewellers. A security guard walks past and shines his torch around. When he sees that there isn't anything about he walks out. Then, from the ceiling, a figure drops down on a rope. Seeing that it is so dark, we can't see the person's face but we can see that it is a woman and she has long white-blonde hair. The woman takes out a diamond cutter and cuts a hole in a jewellery case. She then takes out a ridiculously expensive looking necklace and deposits it in her pack. She then climbs back up the rope to the roof.
Xavier's Institute: The Next Day-
The kids are sitting in the rec room watching a reporter reporting on the jewel robbery. Peter Parker walks just in time to see an artist's representation of the thief. It's a picture of a slim female with long white-blond hair and she's wearing a low-cut leather catsuit (PUNPUNPUN!) All the guys except Peter drool at the sight of the attractive thief. As soon as he sees the picture, Peter spits his soda in shock.
'What's the matter Peter?' Rahne asks.
'I know that person!' Peter answers her.
'The cat (PUNPUNPUN!) burglar?' Bobby asks.
'Uh-huh!'
'Damn! She's hot!'
Jubilee elbows him in the ribs.
'Ow! Not as hot as you sweety!' Bobby tells her.
Bayville Highstreet: Night-
Peter and Rahne are walking arm in arm down the street.
'How d'yer REALLY know that girl?' Rahne asks him.
Peter starts to sweat.
'We went to school together.' He tells her.
'Did ye go out?' Rahne asks again.
'Of course not!' Peter lies.
'Dinnae give me that Peter Parker!' Rahne says, letting go of his arm and glaring at him accusingly. 'She was yuir girlfriend wasn't she?'
Peter nods sheepishly. His head then snaps suddenly as his spider-sense goes wild!
'Rahne!' He yells. 'Watch out!'
'Dinnae give me that!' Rahne yells back. 'Dinnae use yuir powers tae get out o' this!'
Before Peter can explain himself, he is knocked down in a blur of black and white. It's the cat (PUNPUNPUN!) burglar! She grabs Peter in a huge hug and smothers him in kisses.
'PETERPETERPETER!' She squeals. 'It's SOOO good to see you! MWAH!'
Rahne just stands there with her arms crossed with a pissed-off expression on her face while some blonde hussy makes out with HER man!
'Hi Felicia!' Peter blushes, casting an apologetic glance at Rahne.
Felicia finally gets off Peter and looks at Rahne.
'Who's the redhead Spider?' She asks. 'Still pining after MJ?'
'Felicia Hardy, meet Rahne Sinclair, my girlfriend!'
'Nice to meet you Red!' Felicia says, taking her hand and shaking it. 'I hope you haven't been to rough with little ol' Peter!'
'Yes well.' Rahne says. 'We've gottae go! People tae see, stuff tae do!'
'Why don't I come with?' Felicia asks.
'I wouldnae think of anything else that I'd RATHER dae!' Rahne spits, her words dripping in sarcasm. 'Maybe shave me bikini line with a chainsaw!' She thinks to herself.
Felicia's watch alarm goes off. She looks at it and looks at Rahne.
'Sorry about this but I've gotta go! Seeya around some time!'
'Yeah sure!' Rahne says back. 'Try not to stay away TOO long!'
After Felicia leaves, Rahne turns to look at Peter.
'Ye dinnae really like her do ye?' Rahne asks.
'Of course not!' Peter smiles. 'You know that there's only one woman for me! You!'
'Yuir so sweet!' Rahne says, hugging Peter tightly. 'Waitasec! What did she mean by 'still pining over MJ?'
'I'll explain as we get home.' Peter says, taking her arm and walking away.
Unseen by the two of them, a figure of a tall buff blonde man walks out from an alley behind them.
'Enjoy your fun while you still can Spider-Man!' The man seethes. 'We will get our revenge!' The man then backs back into the alley.
'And we will then eat your brains!' The man says, his voice becoming more grating as his black pants seems to spread around him, covering his body to form a new shimmering black skin with a large spider symbol on his chest. The man now has large fangs dripping saliva. 'Or our name isn't Venom!'
TBC!
Part 4: Wash the Spider Out
By
RahneMan
Disclaimer- I don't own the X-Men, or Spidey. They belong to Marvel.
Shout Outs-
Dark Jaded Rose- Big Black Cat fan huh? Wackiness with Felicia soon! ;)
Thanks to Rafy3, NYFlame and WerewolfLass
Bayville Jewellers-
All is quiet at the Bayville Jewellers. A security guard walks past and shines his torch around. When he sees that there isn't anything about he walks out. Then, from the ceiling, a figure drops down on a rope. Seeing that it is so dark, we can't see the person's face but we can see that it is a woman and she has long white-blonde hair. The woman takes out a diamond cutter and cuts a hole in a jewellery case. She then takes out a ridiculously expensive looking necklace and deposits it in her pack. She then climbs back up the rope to the roof.
Xavier's Institute: The Next Day-
The kids are sitting in the rec room watching a reporter reporting on the jewel robbery. Peter Parker walks just in time to see an artist's representation of the thief. It's a picture of a slim female with long white-blond hair and she's wearing a low-cut leather catsuit (PUNPUNPUN!) All the guys except Peter drool at the sight of the attractive thief. As soon as he sees the picture, Peter spits his soda in shock.
'What's the matter Peter?' Rahne asks.
'I know that person!' Peter answers her.
'The cat (PUNPUNPUN!) burglar?' Bobby asks.
'Uh-huh!'
'Damn! She's hot!'
Jubilee elbows him in the ribs.
'Ow! Not as hot as you sweety!' Bobby tells her.
Bayville Highstreet: Night-
Peter and Rahne are walking arm in arm down the street.
'How d'yer REALLY know that girl?' Rahne asks him.
Peter starts to sweat.
'We went to school together.' He tells her.
'Did ye go out?' Rahne asks again.
'Of course not!' Peter lies.
'Dinnae give me that Peter Parker!' Rahne says, letting go of his arm and glaring at him accusingly. 'She was yuir girlfriend wasn't she?'
Peter nods sheepishly. His head then snaps suddenly as his spider-sense goes wild!
'Rahne!' He yells. 'Watch out!'
'Dinnae give me that!' Rahne yells back. 'Dinnae use yuir powers tae get out o' this!'
Before Peter can explain himself, he is knocked down in a blur of black and white. It's the cat (PUNPUNPUN!) burglar! She grabs Peter in a huge hug and smothers him in kisses.
'PETERPETERPETER!' She squeals. 'It's SOOO good to see you! MWAH!'
Rahne just stands there with her arms crossed with a pissed-off expression on her face while some blonde hussy makes out with HER man!
'Hi Felicia!' Peter blushes, casting an apologetic glance at Rahne.
Felicia finally gets off Peter and looks at Rahne.
'Who's the redhead Spider?' She asks. 'Still pining after MJ?'
'Felicia Hardy, meet Rahne Sinclair, my girlfriend!'
'Nice to meet you Red!' Felicia says, taking her hand and shaking it. 'I hope you haven't been to rough with little ol' Peter!'
'Yes well.' Rahne says. 'We've gottae go! People tae see, stuff tae do!'
'Why don't I come with?' Felicia asks.
'I wouldnae think of anything else that I'd RATHER dae!' Rahne spits, her words dripping in sarcasm. 'Maybe shave me bikini line with a chainsaw!' She thinks to herself.
Felicia's watch alarm goes off. She looks at it and looks at Rahne.
'Sorry about this but I've gotta go! Seeya around some time!'
'Yeah sure!' Rahne says back. 'Try not to stay away TOO long!'
After Felicia leaves, Rahne turns to look at Peter.
'Ye dinnae really like her do ye?' Rahne asks.
'Of course not!' Peter smiles. 'You know that there's only one woman for me! You!'
'Yuir so sweet!' Rahne says, hugging Peter tightly. 'Waitasec! What did she mean by 'still pining over MJ?'
'I'll explain as we get home.' Peter says, taking her arm and walking away.
Unseen by the two of them, a figure of a tall buff blonde man walks out from an alley behind them.
'Enjoy your fun while you still can Spider-Man!' The man seethes. 'We will get our revenge!' The man then backs back into the alley.
'And we will then eat your brains!' The man says, his voice becoming more grating as his black pants seems to spread around him, covering his body to form a new shimmering black skin with a large spider symbol on his chest. The man now has large fangs dripping saliva. 'Or our name isn't Venom!'
TBC!