The Insey-Winsey Spider-Man
Part 5: Felicia's Interlude

By
The Uncanny R-Man
And
Dark Jaded Rose

Disclaimer- I don't own the Brotherhood, or Felicia, Marvel does.

Shout Outs-

Risty- Liked Rahne getting snarky, huh? Watch out for more Rahne/Felicia cattiness (PUNPUNPUN!) soon!

The Brotherhood boys and Wanda looked towards the stairways when they heard a growl and the slamming of the telephone. A few minutes later, Mystique was stomping down the stairs with two suitcases on either side of her. Lance cocked an eyebrow at the excessive noise she was making and Pietro nosily decided to find out what happened.

"What-did-my-father-do-now?" he asked. Mystique threw him a glare, one harsh enough to bore holes in his head. He didn't notice. "Well?"

"To make it easier why don't you ask what he didn't do," she replied and continued walking to the door and turned slightly around. "Someone should be arriving shortly. Whatever you do, don't trash my house while I'm gone, or I'll have your heads." And with that she made her leave.

Everyone turned back to the movie and indulged themselves with their Freddy Kruger fix momentarily forgetting what had just occurred.

*Three hours later*

No one noticed when the door opened on its own, they were too enthralled with the movie they were watching, but through his peripheral vision, Pietro noticed a sexy white haired female who stepped in. Pietro zipped over to the door, knocking over Todd's cup of juice.

At the noise the rest of the BoM turned to his direction and gasped at the sight of a silver haired woman, wearing a black leather mini and vest. They all (except for Wanda who yawned and turned back to the screen and Fred who was eating his sandwich) ran to greet her, assuming she was the one Mystique was talking about.

"Hey, is this the Brotherhood house?" she asked and cocked a perfectly shaped brow. Her full pink lips held a slight smirk. Pietro immediately picked up on her air of confidence and played his cards.

"Yeah-this-is-the-house-and-you-are?" He asked and blocked her way from coming in all the way. She gave him a slight smile and he grinned thinking he had her in his grasp. Instead she dropped her bags on the floor and with an incredible strength she grasped him by the collar of his shirt and tossed him to the side.

"Felicia Hardy," she said and gazed down at his crumpled figure before turning back to the rest of the crew.

Wanda watched the way the girl dealt with Pietro and nodded her head in approval. Felicia winked at Wanda and made her way to find an empty bedroom to drop off her stuff. Lance and Todd stared after her, before following her and leaving behind a puddle of drool.

"Um, uh, what ya doin' here, yo?" Todd asked. Felicia turned to him and looked him up and down, before giving him a smile of approval.

"Let's just say I've got some business to attend to," she opened the first door and grimaced at the sight before closing it again.

"The first six bedrooms are taken. The one down the hall is free," Lance said. She made her way to the edge of the hall still being followed by Lance and Todd. The room was semi large with a comfortable bed and a drawer. Her nose twitched and she let out a loud sigh.

"It'll do for now," she said and stepped in. She slammed the door with her heeled boots, and Lance and Toad walked away rubbing their noses.

***

It was midnight when Toad heard the refrigerator door close. He opened the door to his room and surely enough someone was in the kitchen, making lots of noise. He made his way down, ready to leap into action when he saw it was Felicia making herself a sandwich. She looked up at him and smiled.

"A little late for you to be up don't ya think?" he said. He hopped over to a stool by the kitchen counter. She shrugged in response.

"Not really, I'm usually busy at this time of night so I'm restless," she said and took a bite of her food. Toad watched as she delicately wiped some mustard off of her lower lip. "Want a bite?" she offered. He shook his head. She sat down on a chair beside him. "Tell me about yourself."

"My name's Todd Tolansky otherwise known as Toad and that's about it," he said and locked eyes with a fly bussing around. Felicia watched as he stood completely still and than a super long tongue came out of nowhere and caught the fly. She giggled at the sight since the mutants she had been around weren't as mischievous as Toad was.

She leaned back and gazed at him. "So you have a girl, Todd?" she asked. Toad looked at her with surprise in his eyes. For a moment he thought of Wanda.

"No, not really," he said. Felicia nodded her head and leaned in to his ear.

"I'm surprised," she whispered and kissed his cheek. She grabbed her cup of milk and went to her bedroom, leaving a shocked Toad behind, his eyes popping out of his head.