The Insey-Winsey Spider-Man
Part 6: Felicia's Interlude- Part 2

By

The Uncanny R-Man

Disclaimer- I don't own the Brotherhood of Mutants or Felicia, Marvel does.

Shout outs-

Risty- Do I sense a little resentment towards Rahne? Watch out for more Pietro getting beat up by girls soon!

Quote of the day- 'Face it tiger, you've hit the jackpot!'

The next day-

Lance, Pietro, Fred and Wanda are in the kitchen. They look up from their breakfasts as Todd walks in, singing to himself.

'Why are you singing?' Wanda asks sceptically.

'Cuz I'm happy, yo!'

'Why?' Lance asks.

'Cuz Felicia's got the hots for me!' Todd answers with a smug smile.

'You-have-to-be-kidding-me!' Pietro says. 'What-could-a-hottie-like-her-see- in-a-freak-like-you?'

Todd just shrugs off the insult, sits down by the sink and pours himself some juice.

Then Felicia walks in. Pietro zips up to her and looks her up and down. She is dressed in tight leather pants and a vest similar to the one she wore last night.

'Hey-there-hot-stuff!' Pietro says smoothly. 'Wanna-come-out-with-me- tonight?'

'No.' Felicia says matter-of-factly.

'Oh-come-on!' Pietro pouts. 'Why-not?'

'Because you are an arrogant jerk!'

'You-say-that-like-it's-a-bad-thing!' Pietro follows up, grabbing Felicia's hand.

'You'd better get your hand off me!' Felicia warns.

'Or-what?' Pietro asks. 'What're-you-gonna-do?'

'This!' Felicia says, grabbing Pietro's hand and squeezing it. Pietro yelps in pain as the sound of several fingers breaking can be heard.

'I-can't-believe-it!' Pietro squeaks. 'She-broke-my-hand! The-rotten-b*tch- broke-my-hand!'

Felicia just ignores him and sits down next to Todd. Pietro is about to zip over to them when Felicia holds up a frying pan in his path. The silver- haired speedster hits it with a CLANG! Felicia puts the pan back in the sink while Pietro holds his now broken nose.

'I'll-be-in-my-room!' He mutters.

Wanda looks over at Felicia and nods in satisfaction. Felicia smiles back.

'So Todd.' Felicia asks. 'Got any plans for later?'

'Nuthin' much.' Todd answers. 'I'm just gonna sit around the house, maybe eat a few flies, that's about it.'

'It's just that I wanted to talk to you about something.'

'And what would that be, yo?'

'I can't talk about it here.' Felicia whispers. 'It's kinda personal.'

Over at the table, Lance notices that Felicia has her hand on Todd's. He whispers this to Fred.

'Whoa!' Fred says. 'The new girl's got the hots for Todd!'

'That's what he just said you idiot!' Wanda mutters.

'What's the matter Wanda?' Lance asks evilly. 'Jealous?'

Wanda just glares and Lance's glass of juice explodes in his face. Wanda storms off out of the room.

Later-

Todd is walking along the upstairs hallway. He stops outside Felicia's bedroom. He knocks on the door. By the sound of the running water, Felicia is in the shower.

'Who is it?' Felicia calls.

'Uh, it's me, Todd!'

'Come on in!' Felicia calls. 'I'll be out in a sec!'

Todd pushes the door open and walks in. he looks around at the room. It's pretty sparse. Just a couple of books on a shelf, a framed picture or two on the dresser and a stuffed animal, a cat in this case, on the bed. Todd turns around as he hears Felicia walk in from the bathroom. His eyes almost pop out of the sockets as he sees Felicia. She is completely naked except for a towel around her that hardly covers anything at all!

'What can I help you with Todd?' Felicia asks.

All Todd can do is stare at the towel-clad Felicia.

'Hello?' Felicia asks, waving her hand in front of Todd's face. 'Earth to Todd. Come in please!'

Todd snaps out of his stupor.

'Huh? Wha?'

'You wanted something?' Felicia asks.

'Oh yeah!' Todd says, remembering. 'You wanted to see me about sumthin!'

'Right!' Felicia says. 'I'll just get it!'

Felicia bends down under the bed, giving Todd a pretty good view of her backside in the process! Such a good look that Todd accidentally falls off the bed!

'Heh!' he says, picking himself up. 'Scuse me! Fell off the bed!'

Felicia gets up as she picks up a leather bag.

'Here it is!' She says, holding it up for Todd. 'Take a look!'

Todd reaches in the bag and takes out a large diamond (the same one from chapter 4!)

'Holy crap!' Todd gasps. 'Where'd you get this, yo? It's huge!'

'I stole it!' Felicia proudly says.

'No way!'

'Uh-huh!'

'Waitasec!' Todd says, pointing a finger at Felicia. 'You're that burglar from the news! The one that broke into Bayville Jewellers, aren't ya?'

Felicia nods the affirmative.

'And that's why you're staying here. To hide from the cops?'

'Yup!'

'How did you find us?' Todd asks.

'Mystique used know my dad.' Felicia answers him. 'They used to work together, stealing precious gems and stuff.'

Todd nods his head in understanding.

'So.' He nervously asks. 'You doin' anything tonight?'

'One thing.' Felicia says, with a glint in her eye. Todd looks at her in disappointment. 'Kissing you!' Felicia smiles, leaning closer. She presses her lips against Todd's and holds him close. Todd is about to protest but then he thinks better and returns the kiss, also holding Felicia closer. Unseen by the two lovers, the towel falls from around Felicia and no sooner has that happened then... Wanda walks in!

'Felicia.' She asks. 'Do you want to... OH MY GOD! YOU'RE NAKED! AND YOU'RE KISSING TODD!'

Downstairs Lance and Fred wince as the lights flicker ominously.

TBC