Suddenly the rink was bursting with Purange splurges and the students could
do nothing but cover their eyes in order not to go blind. Once Q, Averman
whom worked at the registration and attendance office and well known Star
Trek geek turned her into the form of Q, settled and saw whom was only
meters away from her jumped up and screamed. Guy covered his ears, for he
liked his hearing thank you very much, from the deafening screaming as the
girl began to attack.
"Guy! Guy Germaine is mine!" She screeched as she shot up ignoring the pain from the fall. Guy only smiled as he looked at his mini - duck. Q whom paid no attention to the small creature, after all everyone knew Ducks don't have teeth, continued on her quest only to find the small animal disliked very much to be ignored.
"Ow." Q ever so whimpered as she tried to pull off the duck from her butt. "Get off me." But get off me to Gee the Mini only meant to bite harder and more repeatedly and then was joined by Guy's other protectors. Gee, Gyu and Germiane decided they wanted to play tag with Q on a large puck and who knew mini - ducks could breathe so fast.
"Gee, Gyu and Germiane." Guy smiled as he looked at Q and patted his leg and they came running like a puppy dog to their namesake. "All right shall we all line up and head for the auditorium?" He smiled happily as Star and Charisma both helped Q to walk.
As they made it to the auditorium they noticed that the only person that stood there was a short plump woman with a stick in her hand. She pushed her glasses back on the crook of her nose as she snorted at the lot of them. Belle felt sorry for Q but yet she knew that couldn't happen to her. As she was on this train of thoughts Adam Banks came shakily out behind the curtains followed by the rest of the staff.
"ADAM BANKS!" Belle seemed to have lost it and charged like a bull towards the stage only to be glomped by . . . was that snapping letters that were attacking her?
"Ah the capital letter association as let out their first born?" Adam laughed patting Abam whom was feeling rather down for not being able to protect his namesake. "Don't worry you'll get your chance soon." Adam soothed as the howlers were snapping at the culprit.
"All right settle down." PJ said loudly over the intercom as students were getting rowdy at seeing their lust objects. "Take a seat or else." Students taking notice of the pain both students had endured sat down. "Welcome to Duff, Duck University of Fan Fiction." She coughed after saying this. "I hope you all have read your handbooks?" Suddenly Ken and Luis skated in with the books in hand.
"Sorry." Luis said as he tried to stop but instead he tripped on a wire and the books went flying hitting random students in the head. Belle seemed to think this was no accident. "We had to make a few changes."
"Right." Ken sniggered as he stopped in his perfect figure skater way making his luster's swoon and clap.
"Anyway." PJ rolled her eyes. "Be sure to read them carefully so that you understand the rules." Everyone scattered trying to get a hand on a book. "To prevent or cause further injury." PJ remarked more to herself then to the students. "Hope you all have a great semester." She smiled mischievously before leaving.
"Right." Charlie said taking his position. It almost looked as if that podium was constructed just for him or at least that was what his luster's dreamily thought as they let out a collective sigh. "Classes will start tomorrow at seven sharp. Rick will be handing out dorm room and locker combinations in the quad. Schedules will be posted in the dorm lounge. Please be sure to pick it up. That is all." Charlie waved them off with a flicker as he returned to the staff.
"Lunch starts in a hour." Goldberg added that promptly before letting the students run amok on campus.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~~*~*~*~*~
"Does it hurt?" Star, who at the moment was in a bit of a confused state as Averman tried to determine exactly what Humas was supposed to look like.
"A little." Q said as she rubbed her aching bones.
"Anything broken?" Charisma asked eyes wide in excitement.
"No." Q replied and Charisma, whom at the moment was in her human form, slumped down.
"Isn't that like illegal or something?" Another student asked flipping through the handbook.
"No." Jillian replied, "It's like in the disclaimer or something."
"Do we get to play hockey?" Belle asked as she tried fighting off the last of the Capital letter's howler.
"I don't know." Q replied honestly as they found themselves in line. Somehow they all fought the urge to repeat the little Averman / Goldberg sequence in the movie.
"Ahh it's Adam's hair!" Charisma shouted as she covered herself with the plastic tray. Adam quirked his eyebrow as he looked at the students.
"And his big nose that doesn't stop growing!" Star chuckled as the star player subconsciously rubbed his nose.
"It's not that big!" They heard him muttering to himself along with broken phrases about huge amounts of pain and more pain for students as he stormed out of the room.
"He does not have a big nose." Belle stormed up to Star looking ever so pompous and Percy Weaselyish. "Take that back." And thus commenced the first DUFF food fight. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~~*~*~*~*~*
"And she said I had a big nose." Adam complained to anyone who would listen which was currently Charlie Conway but only because he had to.
"You know they are the one's supposed to be tortured not us!" Charlie mumbled as he rubbed his ear. Really he shouldn't have to put up with this torture that's what the students were here for.
"Food fight." They heard Cole scream down the staff section hall.
"Great." Charlie muttered as he shot up. "I bet Goldberg started it and over a pie mind you."
"No in the dining hall." Rick informed striding up to them from behind. Charlie sniggered as he looked at the Varsity captain. "Something about big noses and fluffy hair."
"I think PJ will approve of a JV - Varsity show down?"
"Whatever for?" Rick asked confused.
"Students, pucks, hockey sticks and back boards." Charlie responded as both captains broke out into laughter as Adam already was planning some new moves.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~~*~*~*~*~
Belle moaned as she rubbed her backside as she plopped down on her bed. Who would have thought an improvised game of hockey would hurt so much. Who in the world had invented hockey pucks so big that any normal teenage girl could sit, or more technically be strapped down to them, to be hit across the rink with nothing but back boards to stop them.
She hadn't even known the Bash brothers had that much repressed anger in them to shoot her so far. Man now she knew how a puck felt under Fulton's slap shot. It wasn't fun and Belle began to despise hockey more then she despised Cole. Hockey definitely wasn't as fun as it was made out to be. It was no picture perfect sport that was always won at the end of the movie. It was easier watching it on the television then actually playing or in their case be played with. Especially ' extreme duck hockey' a thing Belle was sure that Averman or Guy had just given birth to the moment they had stepped on the ice.
But at least tomorrow she had, Charlie: His evolution to D3. She really didn't understand why Charlie was getting a whole class subject to himself. Truth be told she really didn't care but Adam Banks was going to be teaching and where ever Adam was Belle was surely there and secretly pain was just around the corner waiting for her and her fellow alumni.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~~*~*~*~*~
Authors note: Please email all registration forms to theperfectelf@yahoo.com. Registration forms can be found in chapter 1. If you would please inform me through email of any misspelling of names of canon characters that you come upon in reading fan fic to add to the ever- growing breed of mini - ducks.
Notes: Q is the Federation designation for an impudent, self-superior and sometimes-malevolent being from the otherwise mysterious Q Continuum
"Guy! Guy Germaine is mine!" She screeched as she shot up ignoring the pain from the fall. Guy only smiled as he looked at his mini - duck. Q whom paid no attention to the small creature, after all everyone knew Ducks don't have teeth, continued on her quest only to find the small animal disliked very much to be ignored.
"Ow." Q ever so whimpered as she tried to pull off the duck from her butt. "Get off me." But get off me to Gee the Mini only meant to bite harder and more repeatedly and then was joined by Guy's other protectors. Gee, Gyu and Germiane decided they wanted to play tag with Q on a large puck and who knew mini - ducks could breathe so fast.
"Gee, Gyu and Germiane." Guy smiled as he looked at Q and patted his leg and they came running like a puppy dog to their namesake. "All right shall we all line up and head for the auditorium?" He smiled happily as Star and Charisma both helped Q to walk.
As they made it to the auditorium they noticed that the only person that stood there was a short plump woman with a stick in her hand. She pushed her glasses back on the crook of her nose as she snorted at the lot of them. Belle felt sorry for Q but yet she knew that couldn't happen to her. As she was on this train of thoughts Adam Banks came shakily out behind the curtains followed by the rest of the staff.
"ADAM BANKS!" Belle seemed to have lost it and charged like a bull towards the stage only to be glomped by . . . was that snapping letters that were attacking her?
"Ah the capital letter association as let out their first born?" Adam laughed patting Abam whom was feeling rather down for not being able to protect his namesake. "Don't worry you'll get your chance soon." Adam soothed as the howlers were snapping at the culprit.
"All right settle down." PJ said loudly over the intercom as students were getting rowdy at seeing their lust objects. "Take a seat or else." Students taking notice of the pain both students had endured sat down. "Welcome to Duff, Duck University of Fan Fiction." She coughed after saying this. "I hope you all have read your handbooks?" Suddenly Ken and Luis skated in with the books in hand.
"Sorry." Luis said as he tried to stop but instead he tripped on a wire and the books went flying hitting random students in the head. Belle seemed to think this was no accident. "We had to make a few changes."
"Right." Ken sniggered as he stopped in his perfect figure skater way making his luster's swoon and clap.
"Anyway." PJ rolled her eyes. "Be sure to read them carefully so that you understand the rules." Everyone scattered trying to get a hand on a book. "To prevent or cause further injury." PJ remarked more to herself then to the students. "Hope you all have a great semester." She smiled mischievously before leaving.
"Right." Charlie said taking his position. It almost looked as if that podium was constructed just for him or at least that was what his luster's dreamily thought as they let out a collective sigh. "Classes will start tomorrow at seven sharp. Rick will be handing out dorm room and locker combinations in the quad. Schedules will be posted in the dorm lounge. Please be sure to pick it up. That is all." Charlie waved them off with a flicker as he returned to the staff.
"Lunch starts in a hour." Goldberg added that promptly before letting the students run amok on campus.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~~*~*~*~*~
"Does it hurt?" Star, who at the moment was in a bit of a confused state as Averman tried to determine exactly what Humas was supposed to look like.
"A little." Q said as she rubbed her aching bones.
"Anything broken?" Charisma asked eyes wide in excitement.
"No." Q replied and Charisma, whom at the moment was in her human form, slumped down.
"Isn't that like illegal or something?" Another student asked flipping through the handbook.
"No." Jillian replied, "It's like in the disclaimer or something."
"Do we get to play hockey?" Belle asked as she tried fighting off the last of the Capital letter's howler.
"I don't know." Q replied honestly as they found themselves in line. Somehow they all fought the urge to repeat the little Averman / Goldberg sequence in the movie.
"Ahh it's Adam's hair!" Charisma shouted as she covered herself with the plastic tray. Adam quirked his eyebrow as he looked at the students.
"And his big nose that doesn't stop growing!" Star chuckled as the star player subconsciously rubbed his nose.
"It's not that big!" They heard him muttering to himself along with broken phrases about huge amounts of pain and more pain for students as he stormed out of the room.
"He does not have a big nose." Belle stormed up to Star looking ever so pompous and Percy Weaselyish. "Take that back." And thus commenced the first DUFF food fight. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~~*~*~*~*~*
"And she said I had a big nose." Adam complained to anyone who would listen which was currently Charlie Conway but only because he had to.
"You know they are the one's supposed to be tortured not us!" Charlie mumbled as he rubbed his ear. Really he shouldn't have to put up with this torture that's what the students were here for.
"Food fight." They heard Cole scream down the staff section hall.
"Great." Charlie muttered as he shot up. "I bet Goldberg started it and over a pie mind you."
"No in the dining hall." Rick informed striding up to them from behind. Charlie sniggered as he looked at the Varsity captain. "Something about big noses and fluffy hair."
"I think PJ will approve of a JV - Varsity show down?"
"Whatever for?" Rick asked confused.
"Students, pucks, hockey sticks and back boards." Charlie responded as both captains broke out into laughter as Adam already was planning some new moves.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~~*~*~*~*~
Belle moaned as she rubbed her backside as she plopped down on her bed. Who would have thought an improvised game of hockey would hurt so much. Who in the world had invented hockey pucks so big that any normal teenage girl could sit, or more technically be strapped down to them, to be hit across the rink with nothing but back boards to stop them.
She hadn't even known the Bash brothers had that much repressed anger in them to shoot her so far. Man now she knew how a puck felt under Fulton's slap shot. It wasn't fun and Belle began to despise hockey more then she despised Cole. Hockey definitely wasn't as fun as it was made out to be. It was no picture perfect sport that was always won at the end of the movie. It was easier watching it on the television then actually playing or in their case be played with. Especially ' extreme duck hockey' a thing Belle was sure that Averman or Guy had just given birth to the moment they had stepped on the ice.
But at least tomorrow she had, Charlie: His evolution to D3. She really didn't understand why Charlie was getting a whole class subject to himself. Truth be told she really didn't care but Adam Banks was going to be teaching and where ever Adam was Belle was surely there and secretly pain was just around the corner waiting for her and her fellow alumni.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~~*~*~*~*~
Authors note: Please email all registration forms to theperfectelf@yahoo.com. Registration forms can be found in chapter 1. If you would please inform me through email of any misspelling of names of canon characters that you come upon in reading fan fic to add to the ever- growing breed of mini - ducks.
Notes: Q is the Federation designation for an impudent, self-superior and sometimes-malevolent being from the otherwise mysterious Q Continuum