The Insey-Winsey Spider-Man
Part 7: We Wanna Eat Your Brains!

By
The Uncanny R-Man

Disclaimer- I don't own Spider-Man, the X-Men, the Brotherhood of Mutants, Felicia Hardy, OR Venom, they all belong to Marvel.

Shout outs-

Dark Jaded Rose- I would think that other guys WOULD be pissed if they missed out on seeing a hot chick naked, wouldn't you? Well, obviously not, cuz YOU ARE a hot chick! Not that I wanna see you naked! Not that you're ugly or anything! Oh God! Shut up R-Man, while you still can!

Caliente- Don't like the Felicia/Todd pairing? I'm afraid that there's gonna be much more of that soon! Thanks for reviewing though! As to 'when are we going to see Rahne and Peter again?' Right up next!

Risty- I can see where you're coming from! Jean REALLY annoys me, the Evo version AND the comic version (thank God she's dead in the comics huh?) I'm fairly indifferent about Storm but I always kinda liked Amara. Well, then again, I was the one that wrote about Pietro getting repeatedly zapped by a disgruntled Fanfic writer brandishing a Tazer!

Quote of the day- 'Gimmie some sugar baby!'

Random Highstreet: Bayville-

We currently find Peter Parker walking along the street with his girlfriend Rahne Sinclair, aka Wolfsbane, and Jubilee too! Peter has his arm around Rahne's shoulders as they walk along.

'You enjoy your night out ladies?' Peter asks.

'I certainly did Peter.' Rahne answers him. 'What about you Jubes?'

'Wasn't so bad.' The young Asian Mutant sniffs.

'What's th' matter Jubes?' Rahne asks. 'Missin' Bobby?'

Jubilee turns around and looks at Rahne.

'What makes you say that?' She asks.

'Well this is the furthest distance you've ever left his side!' Peter smirks.

'Can we just go home now?'

'You guys go on ahead.' Peter tells the two girls. 'I've got some stuff to do.'

'This wouldnae have anythin' tae do wi' a certain blonde girl would it?' A sceptical Rahne asks.

Peter holds up his hands in defence.

'How many times? We're not together anymore!'

'Sure you're not!' Jubilee smirks.

'Less talking!' Peter shoos. 'More going home!'

As they turn to go Rahne looks at Peter and fixes him with a glare.

'If I find out that ye've been seeing that hussy...'

'Just go already!'

Jubilee manages to drag the red headed Scot away before there can be a fight. Peter waves goodbye and walks off towards an alley. As he reaches said alley, he stops as he hears movement.

'Is any body there?' he calls.

Nothing.

'I dunno whether I should go in.' Peter thinks to himself. 'There could be someone injured! Well, if there's danger my Spider Sense will warn me!' He then approaches with caution. As he walks further in the alley, he notices some weird shadows. He starts as the shadows start to talk.

'We're glad to meet you again Spider-Man!'

'Who are you and how do you know that I'm Spider-Man?'

Peter turns around as he hears movement behind him.

'Aren't you happy to meet your old friend?'

'If by 'friend' you mean 'freaky talking shadows' then, no, I'm not happy to see you, or not!'

Peter then watches aghast as the figure walks out from the shadows.

'We're ashamed that you can't remember Spider-Man! Surely you remember us now?' The figure then shoots out what seems to look like webbing. The webbing attaches itself to Peter's shirt. The figure pulls him closer. Peter finally sees who it is.

'Venom!' He gasps. 'But you died in that explosion in that oil refinery!'

'Appearances can be deceiving!' Venom growls. 'We got better! And now, things can only get worse, for you that is!'

The next morning-

Rahne walks down the stairs to breakfast. She notices that Peter is missing.

'What time did Peter get in last night?' She asks.

'I thought he stayed out all night with you.' Amara answers her.

'Peter said that he had stuff tae do, then Jubilee an' me left and came home.'

'Do you think he's in trouble?' Amara asks again.

'I hope not!' Rahne says, pulling on her coat. 'I'm going tae look f'r him.'

'I'll come with you.' Amara says. 'If he's in trouble, you'll need help.'

Outside-

As they exit Xavier's Rahne gets an idea.

'I bet he's gone tae see that blond hussy again!'

'That blonde girl?' Amara asks. 'What was her name? Felicia?'

'If she's laid one finger on him, I'll rip her guts out!'

Amara puts her hand on Rahne's shoulder, stopping her.

'Whoa there Furtop! Let's not get carried away! She might not know where he is!'

Rahne just brushes Amara's hand away and switches to her wolf form and runs off. Amara follows.

The Brotherhood boarding house: Later-

Pietro is just about to open the door when he is knocked on his butt by an irate werewolf.

'Waitasec! You-can't-come-in-here! This-place-is-Brotherhood-only!'

Rahne shifts to her human form and glares up at the taller Mutant.

'Where's Felicia?' She hisses.

'Why-should-I-tell-you?' Pietro smirks, crossing his arms.

Rahne just snarls and pushes him down, 'accidentally' stamping on his foot. She sees Felicia in the kitchen with Todd.

'All right you tart! Where's my boyfriend?'

'I don't know what you're talking about!' Felicia answers.

'Dinnae give me that!' Rahne hisses. 'Where is he?'

'I haven't seen Peter since that time in the street.' Felicia answers gain. 'Honestly!'

Rahne calms down a bit.

'All right.' She sighs. 'Ye dinnae smell like ye're lying.'

Todd gets up from his seat by the sink.

'Who's Peter, Snookums?' he asks Felicia.

'My ex-boyfriend.'

'Oh!'

'If ye dinnae know where he is.' Rahne says. 'Where is he?'

'There's only one way to find out.' Felicia answers her. 'We'll have go look for him.

'How can we do that, Cuddle Bumps?' Todd asks. 'We ain't got no transport!'

Felicia takes some keys from her pocket.

'Those ain't the keys to Lance's jeep are they?'

Felicia nods with a wry smile.

'Great work, yo!'

Rahne and Amara follow Felicia and Todd outside to Lance's jeep. They get in and drive off.

Abandoned warehouse-

We currently find Peter Parker dangling upside down from the roof, tied with webbing. Venom is standing in front of him.

WHAM! Venom punches him, sending the makeshift Peter punch bag swinging.

'Had enough yet Spider-Man?' Venom hisses.

'Bring it tall dark and butt-ugly!' Peter sneers.

Venom just grins evilly and punches Peter again, sending the webbing punch bag swinging once more.

There is a sudden burst of light as the door is kicked open.

'Get yuir filthy hands off him you darn dirty, whatever-you-are!'

It's Rahne, Amara, Felicia and Todd! They've come to the rescue!

Venom spins around.

'This doesn't concern you!' He hisses. 'This is between us, and the spider!'

'A little help?' Peter asks.

'Shut up!' Venom yells, punching Peter once more. 'Or we will pick our teeth with your bones and wipe our ass with your skin!'

'Struck a nerve I see!' Peter smirks.

Venom turns away fro Peter, roars and leaps towards Rahne and co. Rahne turns to her wolf form and leaps away. Todd spits green goop at Venom, temporarily blinding him. Venom tears the goop away from his eyes and swats at Todd; fortunately, he is fast enough to evade the blow. Felicia attempts to hit Venom across the head with a crowbar. Venom shakes it off as if it were a gnat bite. He grabs Felicia by the throat and throws her away like she weighs nothing at all!

'Felicia no!' Todd yells. 'You'll pay for that you B-STARD!'

Todd leaps at Venom but he is swatted away like another gnat! That just leaves Rahne and Amara. Venom approaches wolf Rahne cautiously.

'Nice doggy!' he hisses.

Wolf Rahne just growls and leaps at him, biting him on the arm and hanging on for her life. Venom yells in pain and tries to shake her to no success.

'Quick Amara!' Peter yells from his webbing cocoon. 'Power up! He's vulnerable to fire!'

Amara does as she is told and powers up. Venom recoils at the sight of the fiery young girl.

'No!' He hisses. 'Get away!'

Amara just ignores him and throw a fireball his way. The fireball impacts on his chest. Venom lets out a scream of pain. Rahne lets go and turns to her human form. She picks up a nearby fuel bottle and douses him in it.

'That'll teach ye f'r kidnappin' my boyfriend!'

Venom just screams as he is engulfed in flames.

Rahne cuts Peter free from the webbing, just in time, as a ceiling support gives away and falls to the ground.

'This place is fallin' apart!' Rahne yells. 'Let's get out of here!'

Rahne runs out of the burning building, closely followed by Amara and Peter, who are helping a newly conscious Todd and Felicia. They only stop when they reach the other side of the road. They stop and watch as the warehouse collapses.

'Do you think Venom's still alive?' Felicia asks.

'Nobody coulda survived that, yo!' Todd answers her, putting his arm around her shoulders. 'Right?'

'Of course!' Peter says. 'He's gone! Don't worry! Bayville is safe once more!'

Felicia and Todd get up from the ground and start to walk along the street with Rahne and co.

'So what're you guys doing on Saturday?' She asks.

'Why?' Rahne asks. 'What were ye thinking?'

'Double date?' Felicia smirks.

Rahne just sighs and shakes her head.

'Just a suggestion!' Felicia smirks again.

Unseen by the five teens, a black-clad hand bursts from the rubble.

'We will return Spider-Man! We will return! HAHAHAHAHAA!'

END!