The Insey-Winsey Spider-Man
Part 8: The Witch, The Cat and The Toad
By
The Uncanny R-Man
Disclaimer- I own nothing. It all belongs to Marvel. Damn them!
Shout Outs-
Bleedingmoon89- Glad you like the Todd/Felicia fluff, there's more up next. You thought Rahne was a little obsessive? Meh! I suppose! I didn't mean for her to come out so obsessed.
Risty- See! I do take notice of my reviewers! You wanted the female characters to rescue one of the guys so you got it! Well, I couldn't kill Venom of straight away could I? I already have plans for his 'kind of' return soon! What do I mean by 'kind of?' *Laughs ominously* You'll just have to wait and see!
Anon- Glad you and Fishy liked it! More Felicia up next!
Dark Jaded Rose- 0_ou You're willing to parade around nekkid for me? Hoo- boy! I suppose that I should be glad! Watch out for more Todd/Felicia fluff up next! Love you to sweety! *Kiss *
Caliente- Where did Peter go before Venom attacked him? I'm sorry; I didn't really think that one through. I just wanted to get Peter near a dark alley so Venom could ambush him. Why didn't he die? Simple! All the decent villains NEVER die! Just look at Magneto for instance, how many times has he 'died?'
Quote of the day- 'This is Davina. You're live on Cannel Four. Don't say f*ck or bugger!'
For
Dark Jaded Rose
*Slap on butt*
Love ya sweety!
It's morning in the Brotherhood Boarding House. Wanda is the first one to get up. She walks down the stairs into the living room. On the sofa she sees Felicia and Todd snuggled together under a blanket asleep. She snorts in disgust and walks into the kitchen to get some breakfast. She doesn't have time to savour the quiet as Lance, Fred and Pietro soon join her in the kitchen. Lance is wrestling with a juice carton trying to open it.
'Must open carton! Too strong! ACK!'
Fred is burning the waffles while Pietro searches for something at least half edible through the cupboards at super speed.
'Why-do-we-never-have-anything-half-decent-to-eat-iun-this-place?'
'Don't be so picky man!' Fred says. 'Why don't you take a page from my book. Just eat it anyway!'
'You've-got-a-book? You-can-read?'
Wanda growls angrily into her coffee. The lightbulb flickers dangerously. Lance, Fred and Pietro stop instantly.
'That's better!' She mutters.
Over in the living room, Felicia wakes up with a wide yawn. She stretches her arms, her joints popping slightly.
'There's nothing more that I like than a nice long catnap!' She yawns.
Beside her Todd slowly wakes up.
'Morning Toddy!' Felicia smiles.
'Mornin' Schnookums!' Todd yawns.
'Have a nice night?'
'My nights are always good with you!'
Felicia takes Todd's chin in her hand and kisses him gently.
'I'm getting breakfast. You want some?'
'Not just yet, yo. I just gonna snooze for a bit!'
Felicia gets up from the sofa and walks into the kitchen. The guys stare open mouthed at her sleeping attire. She's wearing a tiny T-Shirt that is at least two sizes two small for her along with bright pink panties. The sight is so much that Pietro starts to choke on his cereal. Fortunately, Fred is there to slap him on the back. Just a tad too hard as it happens. So hard in fact that Pietro ends up face first in his bowl. He looks up with a face full of milky cornflakes and glares at Fred.
'Great-going-dumbass!'
Felicia opens up the cupboard and takes out a pack of waffles. She puts one in the waffle iron and waits for it to cook. While she waits she stretches again. This time it's a long cat-like stretch. So long in fact that her tiny T-Shirt rides up, almost revealing her chest! This time it's Lance's turn to choke! He spits out his juice in shock. Right into Wanda's face!
'Uh-oh!'
Outside the boarding house, a bird is knocked out of it's nest by the ensuing explosion!
Later that day-
Todd and Felicia are hanging out in her room. Todd is sitting on Felicia's bed while she brushes her hair.
'You got anything planned for today Cuddle Bumps?' He asks.
'Not really.' Felicia answers him. 'Why? Did you want to do something?'
'I was wonderin' if you wanted to go out to dinner tonight?' Todd asks sheepishly.
Felicia turns from her dresser and walks over to Todd. She sits down on the bed next to him and places her hands on his shoulders.
'There's no need to be shy Toddy!' She smiles. 'You've already got me! There's now way that I'm gonna turn you down!'
Todd smiles at this reassurance.
'I love you 'Licia!' he smiles.
'I love you to Toddy!' Felicia responds.
Todd then takes her by the shoulders, pulls her closer and lowers themselves down onto the bed. The kiss passionately. Felicia breaks the kiss.
'Todd don't!' She blushes. 'I've just brushed my hair!'
Todd just smirks suggestively.
'That don't mean nothin' to me, yo! You'd look beautiful with messed up hair!'
Felicia just shrugs and kisses Todd again, this time brushing her hands through her his hair. Todd follows suit. Felicia rolls Todd onto his back and straddles him.
'What're you doin Schnookums?' A suddenly nervous Todd asks.
'Do I really need to explain?' Felicia answers with a suggestive smile.
It suddenly dawns on Todd.
'Ohh! Riiight!'
Outside-
Lance is walking down the upstairs corridor. He stops and knocks on Felicia's bedroom door.
'Felicia? It's me Lance. Have you seen Todd?'
There's no answer so he opens the door. His eyes boggle at the sight that greets him. It's Todd and Felicia uhh... doing what comes naturally to two people in love! He covers his eyes in shock.
'My eyes! My beautiful eyes!' he screams. 'Oh the humanity!' Lance turns around, still with his eyes covered, and runs out of the room, right into the opposite wall.
'Ow!'
He slides down to the floor, unconscious.
'Another time?' A deeply red Felicia asks.
'Yup!' An also red Todd answers. 'I think it'll be best!'
Later still-
Lance is now fully conscious, but in shock. He is sitting on the sofa, rocking back and forth with a dazed expression on his face.
'What's-up-with-Lance?' Pietro asks.
'I think Todd and Felicia broke him!' Fred smirks.
Pietro whistles I amazement. He zips over to Lance and waves his hand in front of his face.
'How-long's-he-been-like-this?'
'The last three hours!'
'Whoa!'
They both turn around as they ear Todd bounce down the stairs. He's singing!
'Why-are-you-singing-insect?' Pietro asks.
'Cuz I've got a dinner date with Felicia, yo!' Todd smirks. 'An' another thing, do you know that you sound just like Wanda when you call me 'insect?'
Pietro puts his hands on his hips and scowls, just like Wanda.
'I'm-nothing-like-my-sister!'
Fred and Todd smirk at Pietro's posture. Pietro looks down at his hands on his hips and shifts to cross his arms. Fred and Todd burst out laughing.
Todd turns just as Felicia walks down the stairs. His heart almost stops as he sees what she is wearing. She's wearing a slinky black cocktail dress with black high heels and ridiculously expensive looking matching necklace and earrings.
'You look spectacular 'Licia!' Todd beams.
Felicia smiles at the compliment and looks Todd up and down appreciatively in his back tux.
'You don't look so bad yourself Todd!'
Todd holds out his arm for Felicia.
'You ready to go milady? He asks
'I certainly am good sir!' She answers.
Before they can leave however. Pietro bars their way.
'Just-tell-me-one-thing.' He hisses. 'What-in-the-name-of-all-that-is-me- did-you-do-to-Lance?'
Felicia and Todd's eyes dart about nervously as they search for an answer.
'H saw them having sex you idiot!' A voice hisses from behind them.
Pietro turns around in fright. It's Wanda! Her sudden appearance spooks him so much that he bangs against the wall, squashing his already broken hand (remember chapter 6, when Felicia broke his hand?) he yelps in pain and cradles it in his good hand.
Felicia smirks at the sight of Pietro in pain.
'Great work there Wanda.' She smirks. 'You didn't even need to hex him that time!'
'Shut up!' Wanda glares as she walks off.
Momentarily taken back, Felicia is about to stop Wanda but then thinks better of it.
'We're takin' your jeep, 'kay Lance?' Todd asks.
Lance, still in his Todd and Felicia induced stupor says nothing.
'Suit yourself then, yo!' Todd smirks as he snags the keys.
'Don't wait up!' He yells as he and Felicia walk out the door.
After they have gone, Fred wipes a tear from his eye.
'I can't believe it!' he sniffs. 'Our little Todd's all grown up!'
'Oh-shut-up-you-idiot!' Pietro hisses, still holding his injured hand.
Next time- A jealous Wanda follows Todd and Felicia to their date. Wanda pressgangs someone to help her spy on Todd. Who is it? You'll have to find out next time won't you!
Part 8: The Witch, The Cat and The Toad
By
The Uncanny R-Man
Disclaimer- I own nothing. It all belongs to Marvel. Damn them!
Shout Outs-
Bleedingmoon89- Glad you like the Todd/Felicia fluff, there's more up next. You thought Rahne was a little obsessive? Meh! I suppose! I didn't mean for her to come out so obsessed.
Risty- See! I do take notice of my reviewers! You wanted the female characters to rescue one of the guys so you got it! Well, I couldn't kill Venom of straight away could I? I already have plans for his 'kind of' return soon! What do I mean by 'kind of?' *Laughs ominously* You'll just have to wait and see!
Anon- Glad you and Fishy liked it! More Felicia up next!
Dark Jaded Rose- 0_ou You're willing to parade around nekkid for me? Hoo- boy! I suppose that I should be glad! Watch out for more Todd/Felicia fluff up next! Love you to sweety! *Kiss *
Caliente- Where did Peter go before Venom attacked him? I'm sorry; I didn't really think that one through. I just wanted to get Peter near a dark alley so Venom could ambush him. Why didn't he die? Simple! All the decent villains NEVER die! Just look at Magneto for instance, how many times has he 'died?'
Quote of the day- 'This is Davina. You're live on Cannel Four. Don't say f*ck or bugger!'
For
Dark Jaded Rose
*Slap on butt*
Love ya sweety!
It's morning in the Brotherhood Boarding House. Wanda is the first one to get up. She walks down the stairs into the living room. On the sofa she sees Felicia and Todd snuggled together under a blanket asleep. She snorts in disgust and walks into the kitchen to get some breakfast. She doesn't have time to savour the quiet as Lance, Fred and Pietro soon join her in the kitchen. Lance is wrestling with a juice carton trying to open it.
'Must open carton! Too strong! ACK!'
Fred is burning the waffles while Pietro searches for something at least half edible through the cupboards at super speed.
'Why-do-we-never-have-anything-half-decent-to-eat-iun-this-place?'
'Don't be so picky man!' Fred says. 'Why don't you take a page from my book. Just eat it anyway!'
'You've-got-a-book? You-can-read?'
Wanda growls angrily into her coffee. The lightbulb flickers dangerously. Lance, Fred and Pietro stop instantly.
'That's better!' She mutters.
Over in the living room, Felicia wakes up with a wide yawn. She stretches her arms, her joints popping slightly.
'There's nothing more that I like than a nice long catnap!' She yawns.
Beside her Todd slowly wakes up.
'Morning Toddy!' Felicia smiles.
'Mornin' Schnookums!' Todd yawns.
'Have a nice night?'
'My nights are always good with you!'
Felicia takes Todd's chin in her hand and kisses him gently.
'I'm getting breakfast. You want some?'
'Not just yet, yo. I just gonna snooze for a bit!'
Felicia gets up from the sofa and walks into the kitchen. The guys stare open mouthed at her sleeping attire. She's wearing a tiny T-Shirt that is at least two sizes two small for her along with bright pink panties. The sight is so much that Pietro starts to choke on his cereal. Fortunately, Fred is there to slap him on the back. Just a tad too hard as it happens. So hard in fact that Pietro ends up face first in his bowl. He looks up with a face full of milky cornflakes and glares at Fred.
'Great-going-dumbass!'
Felicia opens up the cupboard and takes out a pack of waffles. She puts one in the waffle iron and waits for it to cook. While she waits she stretches again. This time it's a long cat-like stretch. So long in fact that her tiny T-Shirt rides up, almost revealing her chest! This time it's Lance's turn to choke! He spits out his juice in shock. Right into Wanda's face!
'Uh-oh!'
Outside the boarding house, a bird is knocked out of it's nest by the ensuing explosion!
Later that day-
Todd and Felicia are hanging out in her room. Todd is sitting on Felicia's bed while she brushes her hair.
'You got anything planned for today Cuddle Bumps?' He asks.
'Not really.' Felicia answers him. 'Why? Did you want to do something?'
'I was wonderin' if you wanted to go out to dinner tonight?' Todd asks sheepishly.
Felicia turns from her dresser and walks over to Todd. She sits down on the bed next to him and places her hands on his shoulders.
'There's no need to be shy Toddy!' She smiles. 'You've already got me! There's now way that I'm gonna turn you down!'
Todd smiles at this reassurance.
'I love you 'Licia!' he smiles.
'I love you to Toddy!' Felicia responds.
Todd then takes her by the shoulders, pulls her closer and lowers themselves down onto the bed. The kiss passionately. Felicia breaks the kiss.
'Todd don't!' She blushes. 'I've just brushed my hair!'
Todd just smirks suggestively.
'That don't mean nothin' to me, yo! You'd look beautiful with messed up hair!'
Felicia just shrugs and kisses Todd again, this time brushing her hands through her his hair. Todd follows suit. Felicia rolls Todd onto his back and straddles him.
'What're you doin Schnookums?' A suddenly nervous Todd asks.
'Do I really need to explain?' Felicia answers with a suggestive smile.
It suddenly dawns on Todd.
'Ohh! Riiight!'
Outside-
Lance is walking down the upstairs corridor. He stops and knocks on Felicia's bedroom door.
'Felicia? It's me Lance. Have you seen Todd?'
There's no answer so he opens the door. His eyes boggle at the sight that greets him. It's Todd and Felicia uhh... doing what comes naturally to two people in love! He covers his eyes in shock.
'My eyes! My beautiful eyes!' he screams. 'Oh the humanity!' Lance turns around, still with his eyes covered, and runs out of the room, right into the opposite wall.
'Ow!'
He slides down to the floor, unconscious.
'Another time?' A deeply red Felicia asks.
'Yup!' An also red Todd answers. 'I think it'll be best!'
Later still-
Lance is now fully conscious, but in shock. He is sitting on the sofa, rocking back and forth with a dazed expression on his face.
'What's-up-with-Lance?' Pietro asks.
'I think Todd and Felicia broke him!' Fred smirks.
Pietro whistles I amazement. He zips over to Lance and waves his hand in front of his face.
'How-long's-he-been-like-this?'
'The last three hours!'
'Whoa!'
They both turn around as they ear Todd bounce down the stairs. He's singing!
'Why-are-you-singing-insect?' Pietro asks.
'Cuz I've got a dinner date with Felicia, yo!' Todd smirks. 'An' another thing, do you know that you sound just like Wanda when you call me 'insect?'
Pietro puts his hands on his hips and scowls, just like Wanda.
'I'm-nothing-like-my-sister!'
Fred and Todd smirk at Pietro's posture. Pietro looks down at his hands on his hips and shifts to cross his arms. Fred and Todd burst out laughing.
Todd turns just as Felicia walks down the stairs. His heart almost stops as he sees what she is wearing. She's wearing a slinky black cocktail dress with black high heels and ridiculously expensive looking matching necklace and earrings.
'You look spectacular 'Licia!' Todd beams.
Felicia smiles at the compliment and looks Todd up and down appreciatively in his back tux.
'You don't look so bad yourself Todd!'
Todd holds out his arm for Felicia.
'You ready to go milady? He asks
'I certainly am good sir!' She answers.
Before they can leave however. Pietro bars their way.
'Just-tell-me-one-thing.' He hisses. 'What-in-the-name-of-all-that-is-me- did-you-do-to-Lance?'
Felicia and Todd's eyes dart about nervously as they search for an answer.
'H saw them having sex you idiot!' A voice hisses from behind them.
Pietro turns around in fright. It's Wanda! Her sudden appearance spooks him so much that he bangs against the wall, squashing his already broken hand (remember chapter 6, when Felicia broke his hand?) he yelps in pain and cradles it in his good hand.
Felicia smirks at the sight of Pietro in pain.
'Great work there Wanda.' She smirks. 'You didn't even need to hex him that time!'
'Shut up!' Wanda glares as she walks off.
Momentarily taken back, Felicia is about to stop Wanda but then thinks better of it.
'We're takin' your jeep, 'kay Lance?' Todd asks.
Lance, still in his Todd and Felicia induced stupor says nothing.
'Suit yourself then, yo!' Todd smirks as he snags the keys.
'Don't wait up!' He yells as he and Felicia walk out the door.
After they have gone, Fred wipes a tear from his eye.
'I can't believe it!' he sniffs. 'Our little Todd's all grown up!'
'Oh-shut-up-you-idiot!' Pietro hisses, still holding his injured hand.
Next time- A jealous Wanda follows Todd and Felicia to their date. Wanda pressgangs someone to help her spy on Todd. Who is it? You'll have to find out next time won't you!