Belle moaned as she dragged out of bed. The purange curtains nearly
blinding her as she dared to open her eyes. She groaned louder as the dorm
room seemed to be filled with commotion and she wondered how she could have
slept through such a commotion.
Currently her roommates Dana and Ashley Huston were conversing loudly about who was Adam's number one fan. Belle wanted to throw the covers over herself but the Purange would make things worse. What had she done to deserve this kind of punishment? She just wanted to go back home and hide under her regular colored blankets.
She finally managed to get onto her feet and out the door. Things couldn't get worse she mentally thought as she soothed her aching legs. Everything in her body hurt even places she couldn't have phantom to hurt as much as they did ached.
Maybe she would conspire a plan to get them back. She conspired to get the staff back. Yes she would rally up a stampede; yes she would overcome the whole education system. She wouldn't have to listen to Goldberg or to the Riley's. She would run the place, she would be the head master, and she would be in charge. She would gather up the troops and they would over run the place. Then they would be able to write all the bad fiction they wanted. She laughed maniacally to herself. But during her epiphany something large, cold, and heavy fell from the sky. Something that reminded her how moronically stupid she was for thinking such thoughts.
The capital letter association decided that Belle was a perfect human test dummy for their new project. Belle tried to scurry to find a hiding place from what seemed to be a capital bomb? The capital letters just kept swooping over her and exploding only to create mini - capital letter bombs who exploded until they shriveled up screaming loudly, "Capitals, learn how to use them." in her ear.
She cursed the capital letter association loudly before entering her next class. Being a week into the semester Belle found it hard to concentrate on the lesson. Who ever listens to Kenny Wu anyway and along that train of thought who in the world is Peter Mark? He isn't even in the movie. She thought as she spotted a group collecting together in the corner. She just wanted to lust over Adam. Adam Banks number one hockey player, great hair, beautiful eyes, hot body, did she mention he was perfect. She sighed in awe before getting clobbered by Neko, the mini - duck.
"Thank you for rejoining us." Ken cleared his throat glaring at her angrily. "As I was saying do you know the difference between hockey and Ice Skating Mrs. Cortino?"
Belle shrugged her shoulders and replied, "No Kenny."
"No Mister Wu." He corrected her and she nodded.
"No Mister Wu." She repeated through clenched teeth.
"Thank you." Ken then proceeded onto torture another student when suddenly there was a loud giggling sound outside.
"What's that?" Peter raised his brow in suspicion.
"Oh that." Ken sighed in pleasure. "That's becoming a Mary Sue." Belle was almost afraid to know what that meant. "I believe you all will find pleasure in that class." He snickered as a painfully sharp loud yell was heard.
When she thought things couldn't get worse she knew things always got worse. That was the way of the world just when you thought it couldn't get any worse it always does. Belle currently stood in a small dark stuffy crammed auditorium observing some creatures in the middle.
"This." Connie said disgustedly as she pointed out what seemed to be a large snow globe enclosing around what seemed to be an enclosed town. "Is the Mary Sue observatory." She continued as the students observed what seemed to be a flock of perfect specimens frolicking around the given habitat.
"Do not press on the glass." Julie warned, as Thai seemed alarmingly close to the glass. "I warn you it's contagious." She warned as a look of disgust appeared on her face.
"But how did you?" Meme asked as she watched the creatures below.
"You all have created them." Connie instructed, "But Averman's herded them up for study. He's keeping a close watch on them. They actually fascinate him, he spends days and nights observing them, studying them."
"Aww he wants to save them." Belle cried out giggling insanely.
"Trying to find a way to kill them." Julie corrected with a smile. "You have made them so perfect there is bound to be a flaw."
"But they're so beautiful, so smart and so perfect." Star said sarcastically as she glared at the wall.
"Anyway he has allowed us to come and observe them in their natural habitat." Julie snickered as Connie pressed on the control pad and the small covering on the floor turned into a speaker system.
Students twitched, covered their ears, and banged themselves against the walls as chorus' of perfectly untuned bits of "Hit me one more time" "My heart will go on" and "Genie in a bottle" screeched out.
"No more!" Dana was heard yelling.
"Kill the Sues! Kill the Sues!" Q and Star were screaming as Julie and Connie laughed.
"I believe we are beginning to scratch the surface." Julie smiled as they left the Mary Sue observatory removing their earplugs.
~*~*~*~*~*~~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Q and Star whom had been discovered in the act of re selling smuggled copies of the Harry Potter book was not so lucky as the others. Averman licked his lips as he rubbed his hands together looking down at the Mary Sue observatory.
"You will need this." He smiled wickedly as he tapped on the console. Both students took the white suits that seemed to be the same as those yellow suits used when contaminated gases or poisons were going to be dealt with.
"For what?" Q asked slipping on the suit over her clothes.
"So you won't get contaminated by the sues." Averman said taking a seat in the rotating small chair that was hooked up to the main console.
"So you have been in there?" Star questioned hopefully looking at the awful captivated town.
"No, actually I only hope that keeps away the Sueitis." Averman retorted as he tapped some more. "Oh you might want sunglasses."
"Why?"
"I'm going to see if repeated bursts of purange won't do the trick. I've wanted to in field study before but I can't take that risk. But since you've so politely volunteered" With this he snickered happily, "You can do the job for me."
"But . . . but . . ." Q muttered as Ken opened a glass door.
"Good luck in there." Russ patted her on the back. "Remember to take in every detail. How they react to the purange, how they scream or if they don't."
"But . . . but . . ." But before neither girls could further protest Adam happily shoved them inside and closed the door as Averman continued to work on the console. This should be fun the staff thought as they fixed their sunglasses and their earplugs. Just when Averman relaxed into the small chair and pushed the button and a continuous burst of purange occurred every five seconds.
Currently her roommates Dana and Ashley Huston were conversing loudly about who was Adam's number one fan. Belle wanted to throw the covers over herself but the Purange would make things worse. What had she done to deserve this kind of punishment? She just wanted to go back home and hide under her regular colored blankets.
She finally managed to get onto her feet and out the door. Things couldn't get worse she mentally thought as she soothed her aching legs. Everything in her body hurt even places she couldn't have phantom to hurt as much as they did ached.
Maybe she would conspire a plan to get them back. She conspired to get the staff back. Yes she would rally up a stampede; yes she would overcome the whole education system. She wouldn't have to listen to Goldberg or to the Riley's. She would run the place, she would be the head master, and she would be in charge. She would gather up the troops and they would over run the place. Then they would be able to write all the bad fiction they wanted. She laughed maniacally to herself. But during her epiphany something large, cold, and heavy fell from the sky. Something that reminded her how moronically stupid she was for thinking such thoughts.
The capital letter association decided that Belle was a perfect human test dummy for their new project. Belle tried to scurry to find a hiding place from what seemed to be a capital bomb? The capital letters just kept swooping over her and exploding only to create mini - capital letter bombs who exploded until they shriveled up screaming loudly, "Capitals, learn how to use them." in her ear.
She cursed the capital letter association loudly before entering her next class. Being a week into the semester Belle found it hard to concentrate on the lesson. Who ever listens to Kenny Wu anyway and along that train of thought who in the world is Peter Mark? He isn't even in the movie. She thought as she spotted a group collecting together in the corner. She just wanted to lust over Adam. Adam Banks number one hockey player, great hair, beautiful eyes, hot body, did she mention he was perfect. She sighed in awe before getting clobbered by Neko, the mini - duck.
"Thank you for rejoining us." Ken cleared his throat glaring at her angrily. "As I was saying do you know the difference between hockey and Ice Skating Mrs. Cortino?"
Belle shrugged her shoulders and replied, "No Kenny."
"No Mister Wu." He corrected her and she nodded.
"No Mister Wu." She repeated through clenched teeth.
"Thank you." Ken then proceeded onto torture another student when suddenly there was a loud giggling sound outside.
"What's that?" Peter raised his brow in suspicion.
"Oh that." Ken sighed in pleasure. "That's becoming a Mary Sue." Belle was almost afraid to know what that meant. "I believe you all will find pleasure in that class." He snickered as a painfully sharp loud yell was heard.
When she thought things couldn't get worse she knew things always got worse. That was the way of the world just when you thought it couldn't get any worse it always does. Belle currently stood in a small dark stuffy crammed auditorium observing some creatures in the middle.
"This." Connie said disgustedly as she pointed out what seemed to be a large snow globe enclosing around what seemed to be an enclosed town. "Is the Mary Sue observatory." She continued as the students observed what seemed to be a flock of perfect specimens frolicking around the given habitat.
"Do not press on the glass." Julie warned, as Thai seemed alarmingly close to the glass. "I warn you it's contagious." She warned as a look of disgust appeared on her face.
"But how did you?" Meme asked as she watched the creatures below.
"You all have created them." Connie instructed, "But Averman's herded them up for study. He's keeping a close watch on them. They actually fascinate him, he spends days and nights observing them, studying them."
"Aww he wants to save them." Belle cried out giggling insanely.
"Trying to find a way to kill them." Julie corrected with a smile. "You have made them so perfect there is bound to be a flaw."
"But they're so beautiful, so smart and so perfect." Star said sarcastically as she glared at the wall.
"Anyway he has allowed us to come and observe them in their natural habitat." Julie snickered as Connie pressed on the control pad and the small covering on the floor turned into a speaker system.
Students twitched, covered their ears, and banged themselves against the walls as chorus' of perfectly untuned bits of "Hit me one more time" "My heart will go on" and "Genie in a bottle" screeched out.
"No more!" Dana was heard yelling.
"Kill the Sues! Kill the Sues!" Q and Star were screaming as Julie and Connie laughed.
"I believe we are beginning to scratch the surface." Julie smiled as they left the Mary Sue observatory removing their earplugs.
~*~*~*~*~*~~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Q and Star whom had been discovered in the act of re selling smuggled copies of the Harry Potter book was not so lucky as the others. Averman licked his lips as he rubbed his hands together looking down at the Mary Sue observatory.
"You will need this." He smiled wickedly as he tapped on the console. Both students took the white suits that seemed to be the same as those yellow suits used when contaminated gases or poisons were going to be dealt with.
"For what?" Q asked slipping on the suit over her clothes.
"So you won't get contaminated by the sues." Averman said taking a seat in the rotating small chair that was hooked up to the main console.
"So you have been in there?" Star questioned hopefully looking at the awful captivated town.
"No, actually I only hope that keeps away the Sueitis." Averman retorted as he tapped some more. "Oh you might want sunglasses."
"Why?"
"I'm going to see if repeated bursts of purange won't do the trick. I've wanted to in field study before but I can't take that risk. But since you've so politely volunteered" With this he snickered happily, "You can do the job for me."
"But . . . but . . ." Q muttered as Ken opened a glass door.
"Good luck in there." Russ patted her on the back. "Remember to take in every detail. How they react to the purange, how they scream or if they don't."
"But . . . but . . ." But before neither girls could further protest Adam happily shoved them inside and closed the door as Averman continued to work on the console. This should be fun the staff thought as they fixed their sunglasses and their earplugs. Just when Averman relaxed into the small chair and pushed the button and a continuous burst of purange occurred every five seconds.