The Insey-Winsey Spider-Man
Part 11: Paint the Town Red: Part 2
By
The Uncanny R-Man
Disclaimer- I own nothing, it all belongs to Marvel.
***
Shout outs-
Anon- 0_ou Okaaay. It seems that my fics attract all types of loonies! You seriously don't have a crush on Venom do you? *Shudder* Weird! Enjoy the chappie!
Risty- Glad you liked the Spidey/Rahne fluff, more to come soon! Yup! Carnage is indeed freaky! Enjoy!!
Dark Jaded Rose- Where did the 'Pff, women!' line come from? My general sexism is where! *Winces at ensuing feminist backlash * Enjoy the chappie luv! *Kiss * ^_~
***
The car containing Rahne, Peter and Kurt pulls up outside the Brotherhood place. Kurt gets out first and opens the door for Rahne.
'Why thank ye kind sir!' Rahne grins.
'Zink nothing of it Liebchen!' Kurt answers.
'If I was paranoid.' Peter begins. 'I would swear that you were hitting on my girl!'
'Oh nein! I vouldn't dream of hitting on Rahne!'
Rahne shoots Kurt a glare.
'Not zat I' saying that you're not attractive, you are! Ze guys did ze fuzzy chick! Just ask Sam and Roberto!'
'It's cool to see Kurt squirm so much isn't it?' Peter grins.
'Oh aye it is!' Rahne agrees.
After Kurt has finished making an ass of himself, they walk into the party. On the way in they are met by Felicia dressed in a teeny tiny leather miniskirt and matching vest, accentuating her voluptuous figure. Rahne feels significantly less beautiful standing next to her and crosses her arms over her smaller chest. Peter feels Rahne's discomfort and puts his arm around her shoulders, comforting her.
'It's nice to see that you could make it!' Felicia grins. She steps closer and kisses Peter on the lips. Rahne's face darkens in anger.
Felicia turns to her. 'Nice to see you too Rahne!'
Rahne sniffs slightly.
'It's nice to see you too, I suppose!'
Felicia then turns to Kurt.
'I remember you! You were that guy that Wanda was stalking us with! How did that go?'
'More better zen I expected!'
'I'll say!' Felicia grins. 'You're the only thing she can talk about!'
As if on cue, Pietro pops his head around the corner and when he sees Kurt, his face turns red with anger.
'Wagner! I want a word with you!'
Also on cue, a hexbolt hits him on the chest, sending him flying across the room.
'Hello Kurt.' Wanda says.
'Hello yourself Liebe!' Kurt says, kissing Wanda on the cheek, making her blush slightly.
'Do you want a drink?' Wanda asks.
'Zankyou, I'd love one!' Kurt answers. And with that, they move off to the kitchen leaving Rahne alone with Felicia and Peter.
'Well, I've got to go.' Felicia says. 'Todd ain't gonna kiss himself! Or maybe he will! Enjoy yourselves!'
Now Rahne and Peter are left alone.
'May I have this last dance milady?' Peter asks, offering Rahne his arm. Rahne takes it and smiles as he holds her close and dances slowly to the music.
***
Carnage follows the sound of noisy teens and deafening music. He perches in the branches of a nearby tree and watches his prey move in and out of the building.
'This place will to very nicely!' He grins. 'I can't wait to lick their blood from my fingers! Yum!'
He then jumps down from the tree and sneaks to the back of the house.
'Heehee!' he giggles. 'These kids won't know what killed 'em! Well me, obviously! But they won't know it till it's too late! Heh!'
***
Back inside, Peter and Rahne are sitting down on a seat resting after a long dance.
'Whoof!' Rahne breathes. 'This dancing's too much! I'm sweatin' cobs!'
'I think you look cute when you sweat!' peter grins.
'Ye're sweet tae say so Peter.' Rahne grins back. 'But ye've never seen me sweat! It's all matted hair and stinky cheese smell!'
Peter takes an ice cube out of his drink and offers it to her.
'Here, have this. It'll cool you down.'
Rahne takes the ice cube and wipes it across her forehead. She grins at the cooling feeling. She then goes to pass it to Peter but yelps as she accidentally drops it down her top.
'Ah! Ah! Coldcoldcold!'
'Do you want me to get it?' Peter asks with a wink.
'That wilnae be necessary thank ye.' Rahne answers. 'I can get it meself!'
***
Over the other side of the room, Kurt and Wand are standing with drinks in their hands, taking to Todd and Felicia.
'So you actually saw them naked togezzer?' Kurt chuckles. 'Oh I vish I vas zere!'
Felicia and Todd blush at the memory of Wanda walking in on them. Wanda fixes her fuzzy blue guy with a mock glare.
'I'm warning you Kurt!' She says. 'One more word and I won't do that thing that you like with your tail!'
'Aha!' Todd grins as the tables finally turn. 'It seems like the elf's likes it kinky, yo!'
Under his fur Kurt blushes deeply.
There is a shrill scream as the room is suddenly dropped into darkness.
'Pietro!' Lance groans. 'Don't be such a pansy!'
'Bite me Alvers!'
'Sorry, that ain't my kinda thing!'
'Ladies and gentlemen!' A voice says. 'Can I have your attention please?'
Everybody turns around and sees a shadowy figure walk into the room.
'My name is Carnage and I will be your murderer this evening!'
There is another shrill scream as the lights turn back on, illuminating the red and black figure of Carnage!
'Can someone please shut him up?' Carnage asks. 'His screaming is giving me a headache!'
Fred punches Pietro upside the head, knocking him out.
'Thanks for that Tubby!' carnage says. 'I'll kill you quickly, but unfortunately for you guys, I'm gonna kill you all slowly!'
'Nuts to this!' Wanda sighs. 'I'm ending this now!' She throws a hexbolt across the room, hitting Carnage in the chest. The psychotic killer hisses in pain as the bolt of magical blue energy knocks him across the room.
'You'll pay for that girl!' He yells. 'I'm gonna use your bones to pick my teeth!'
'Keep your hands off her you damn dirty, vhat ever you are!' Kurt yells. 'Or you'll have me to answer for!'
'Ooh! Whatcha gonna do fuzzy?' Carnage taunts. 'Tickle me with your fuzz?'
'Nein.' Kurt grins. 'I'll do zis!'
Carnage gasps as Kurt throws a candle through the air, in his direction. Carnage screams in pain, as he is set alight.
'NOOO! FIRE! IT BURNS!' he screams, running out of the house, right into Pyro!
'Ooh, pretty!' The Australian pyromaniac sighs, his eyes fixed on the blazing figure. 'Let's see if I can make you dance mate!'
'NOOOO!' Carnage screams as Pyro uses his powers to make the fire burn more furiously.
***
Kurt, Wanda, Rahne, Todd, Felicia and Pyro gather round as Nick Fury and some SHIELD agents arrive and cart away a defeated Carnage in a sonic cage.
'Nice working kid.' Fury says to Pyro. 'You ever thought of a career in the Special Service?'
'Is your eye patch flammable?' Pyro asks.
Fury just shakes his head. 'Take this psycho away guys!'
Carnage fixes them with a glare.
'I woulda got away with it too if it wasn't for you pesky kids and your damn elf!'
'Shut up Cassidy!' Fury sighs, zapping him with a tazer. Carnage yelps in pain as several thousand volts of electricity shoot through his body.
Wanda and co watch, as he is loaded into a truck.
'How did Fury know that he was here?' She asks.
Pietro walks up with a cocky grin on his face.
'That's just one of the perks when you date an Avenger!' He grins.
'What?' Todd asks. 'You datin' Captain America or sumthin', yo?'
Pietro's cocky smile disappears from his face and he storms back into the house.
Kurt turns to the others.
'I believe zat we have a party to get back to!'
'Best idea I've heard all day!' Peter grins. 'I wanna see Rahne sweat again!'
'Ye are such a perv, Parker!' Rahne grins.
END (For now!)
Part 11: Paint the Town Red: Part 2
By
The Uncanny R-Man
Disclaimer- I own nothing, it all belongs to Marvel.
***
Shout outs-
Anon- 0_ou Okaaay. It seems that my fics attract all types of loonies! You seriously don't have a crush on Venom do you? *Shudder* Weird! Enjoy the chappie!
Risty- Glad you liked the Spidey/Rahne fluff, more to come soon! Yup! Carnage is indeed freaky! Enjoy!!
Dark Jaded Rose- Where did the 'Pff, women!' line come from? My general sexism is where! *Winces at ensuing feminist backlash * Enjoy the chappie luv! *Kiss * ^_~
***
The car containing Rahne, Peter and Kurt pulls up outside the Brotherhood place. Kurt gets out first and opens the door for Rahne.
'Why thank ye kind sir!' Rahne grins.
'Zink nothing of it Liebchen!' Kurt answers.
'If I was paranoid.' Peter begins. 'I would swear that you were hitting on my girl!'
'Oh nein! I vouldn't dream of hitting on Rahne!'
Rahne shoots Kurt a glare.
'Not zat I' saying that you're not attractive, you are! Ze guys did ze fuzzy chick! Just ask Sam and Roberto!'
'It's cool to see Kurt squirm so much isn't it?' Peter grins.
'Oh aye it is!' Rahne agrees.
After Kurt has finished making an ass of himself, they walk into the party. On the way in they are met by Felicia dressed in a teeny tiny leather miniskirt and matching vest, accentuating her voluptuous figure. Rahne feels significantly less beautiful standing next to her and crosses her arms over her smaller chest. Peter feels Rahne's discomfort and puts his arm around her shoulders, comforting her.
'It's nice to see that you could make it!' Felicia grins. She steps closer and kisses Peter on the lips. Rahne's face darkens in anger.
Felicia turns to her. 'Nice to see you too Rahne!'
Rahne sniffs slightly.
'It's nice to see you too, I suppose!'
Felicia then turns to Kurt.
'I remember you! You were that guy that Wanda was stalking us with! How did that go?'
'More better zen I expected!'
'I'll say!' Felicia grins. 'You're the only thing she can talk about!'
As if on cue, Pietro pops his head around the corner and when he sees Kurt, his face turns red with anger.
'Wagner! I want a word with you!'
Also on cue, a hexbolt hits him on the chest, sending him flying across the room.
'Hello Kurt.' Wanda says.
'Hello yourself Liebe!' Kurt says, kissing Wanda on the cheek, making her blush slightly.
'Do you want a drink?' Wanda asks.
'Zankyou, I'd love one!' Kurt answers. And with that, they move off to the kitchen leaving Rahne alone with Felicia and Peter.
'Well, I've got to go.' Felicia says. 'Todd ain't gonna kiss himself! Or maybe he will! Enjoy yourselves!'
Now Rahne and Peter are left alone.
'May I have this last dance milady?' Peter asks, offering Rahne his arm. Rahne takes it and smiles as he holds her close and dances slowly to the music.
***
Carnage follows the sound of noisy teens and deafening music. He perches in the branches of a nearby tree and watches his prey move in and out of the building.
'This place will to very nicely!' He grins. 'I can't wait to lick their blood from my fingers! Yum!'
He then jumps down from the tree and sneaks to the back of the house.
'Heehee!' he giggles. 'These kids won't know what killed 'em! Well me, obviously! But they won't know it till it's too late! Heh!'
***
Back inside, Peter and Rahne are sitting down on a seat resting after a long dance.
'Whoof!' Rahne breathes. 'This dancing's too much! I'm sweatin' cobs!'
'I think you look cute when you sweat!' peter grins.
'Ye're sweet tae say so Peter.' Rahne grins back. 'But ye've never seen me sweat! It's all matted hair and stinky cheese smell!'
Peter takes an ice cube out of his drink and offers it to her.
'Here, have this. It'll cool you down.'
Rahne takes the ice cube and wipes it across her forehead. She grins at the cooling feeling. She then goes to pass it to Peter but yelps as she accidentally drops it down her top.
'Ah! Ah! Coldcoldcold!'
'Do you want me to get it?' Peter asks with a wink.
'That wilnae be necessary thank ye.' Rahne answers. 'I can get it meself!'
***
Over the other side of the room, Kurt and Wand are standing with drinks in their hands, taking to Todd and Felicia.
'So you actually saw them naked togezzer?' Kurt chuckles. 'Oh I vish I vas zere!'
Felicia and Todd blush at the memory of Wanda walking in on them. Wanda fixes her fuzzy blue guy with a mock glare.
'I'm warning you Kurt!' She says. 'One more word and I won't do that thing that you like with your tail!'
'Aha!' Todd grins as the tables finally turn. 'It seems like the elf's likes it kinky, yo!'
Under his fur Kurt blushes deeply.
There is a shrill scream as the room is suddenly dropped into darkness.
'Pietro!' Lance groans. 'Don't be such a pansy!'
'Bite me Alvers!'
'Sorry, that ain't my kinda thing!'
'Ladies and gentlemen!' A voice says. 'Can I have your attention please?'
Everybody turns around and sees a shadowy figure walk into the room.
'My name is Carnage and I will be your murderer this evening!'
There is another shrill scream as the lights turn back on, illuminating the red and black figure of Carnage!
'Can someone please shut him up?' Carnage asks. 'His screaming is giving me a headache!'
Fred punches Pietro upside the head, knocking him out.
'Thanks for that Tubby!' carnage says. 'I'll kill you quickly, but unfortunately for you guys, I'm gonna kill you all slowly!'
'Nuts to this!' Wanda sighs. 'I'm ending this now!' She throws a hexbolt across the room, hitting Carnage in the chest. The psychotic killer hisses in pain as the bolt of magical blue energy knocks him across the room.
'You'll pay for that girl!' He yells. 'I'm gonna use your bones to pick my teeth!'
'Keep your hands off her you damn dirty, vhat ever you are!' Kurt yells. 'Or you'll have me to answer for!'
'Ooh! Whatcha gonna do fuzzy?' Carnage taunts. 'Tickle me with your fuzz?'
'Nein.' Kurt grins. 'I'll do zis!'
Carnage gasps as Kurt throws a candle through the air, in his direction. Carnage screams in pain, as he is set alight.
'NOOO! FIRE! IT BURNS!' he screams, running out of the house, right into Pyro!
'Ooh, pretty!' The Australian pyromaniac sighs, his eyes fixed on the blazing figure. 'Let's see if I can make you dance mate!'
'NOOOO!' Carnage screams as Pyro uses his powers to make the fire burn more furiously.
***
Kurt, Wanda, Rahne, Todd, Felicia and Pyro gather round as Nick Fury and some SHIELD agents arrive and cart away a defeated Carnage in a sonic cage.
'Nice working kid.' Fury says to Pyro. 'You ever thought of a career in the Special Service?'
'Is your eye patch flammable?' Pyro asks.
Fury just shakes his head. 'Take this psycho away guys!'
Carnage fixes them with a glare.
'I woulda got away with it too if it wasn't for you pesky kids and your damn elf!'
'Shut up Cassidy!' Fury sighs, zapping him with a tazer. Carnage yelps in pain as several thousand volts of electricity shoot through his body.
Wanda and co watch, as he is loaded into a truck.
'How did Fury know that he was here?' She asks.
Pietro walks up with a cocky grin on his face.
'That's just one of the perks when you date an Avenger!' He grins.
'What?' Todd asks. 'You datin' Captain America or sumthin', yo?'
Pietro's cocky smile disappears from his face and he storms back into the house.
Kurt turns to the others.
'I believe zat we have a party to get back to!'
'Best idea I've heard all day!' Peter grins. 'I wanna see Rahne sweat again!'
'Ye are such a perv, Parker!' Rahne grins.
END (For now!)