While the plan in theory seemed fail-proof , as plans in theory do they like being tricky that way, the Overpower of Irony descended upon them as they regrouped in the corridor. The girls slowly turned the corner of the hallway. The corridors showed no distinction to that of it's original creation. The girls whom had gathered previously in their dorms had contemplated a fail–proof get your lust object plan. They now found themselves in the east wing in search of the rumoured Staff Section. To their knowledge this was where the Duff faculty congregated for meetings, meals and housing. When they locate the target location they would find their respective lust objects and steal them or have at least a glomp or two.

"What could possibly go wrong?" Belle muttered looking at her fellow accomplices and thus awoke the great Power of Irony to dawn upon them and answer that question as thoroughly as possible.

"Do you see him?" Dana asked as she poked her head out from the makeshift pillow shield, in case any Mini–Ducks were lounging around, to check the hallway.

"No." Belle sighed as she searched her designated side of the hall. "Wait, I hear something." This caused a hopeful gasp, as the girls scanned the corridor eagerly, trying to catch a glimpse of the object of their lust. Except, to their surprise, it was something rather improbable had they been in their own realm. But here in DUFF everything and anything was possible. Though at the moment students found themselves in an Alternate Universe, unknown to them at present, but looked much like the DUFF environment.

Ignorant of said truth, the alumni that was gathered had formed a foolproof plan to capture said love objects, being that at the present there was a shortage of Mini–Ducks or so it seemed. Currently the students were holding their breaths for an appearance of their one true loves. But what they got was something rather not lovable at all.

"Hello, who are you?" The sweet voice chimed merrily as it peeked over the pillow shield. "Oh new friends." She cried cheerily clapping her hands. Even though Razor herself knew these were not Important People, no they were too shabby to be amongst the Important People, she had to associate with the low people as well.

"AHHHHH!" Star screamed as she looked at sickly-sweet face looking back at her. Her shirt going ballistic as the Mary Sue approached with her overly sickening sweet smile.

"MARY SUE! Onibla! Onibla! Onibla! Shoo Mary Sue don't bother me! Shoo Mary Sue don't bother me!" Q screamed as she slapped her hands over her ears and shut her eyes and screamed. Razor was taken a back at such madness and began to sniffle, thus was their doom.

Razor would lure them in. After all, no-one could ignore a crying Mary Sue. No one not even the Low People like them. She would lead them into the plot hole. She would lead them astray and trap them. For she was the Smart Mary Sue unlike her cousin Gloey who failed at such missions.

"Aww look she's going to cry." Belle said as a single tear fell from Razor's overly perfect face. "We scared her."

"We scared her?" Star said as she tugged on Belle's shirt to bring her back to safety. "More like she scared the shit out of us."

"I just wanted to be friends?" Razor sniffed as she rubbed her pathetically perfect non-mascara-ruined eyes. "That was all."

"You see, she's harmless." Belle said as the others were not too satisfied with the response. Something deep inside them this was wrong. It had all been wrong from the start. It had been to easy to find their location and the sudden disappearance of Minis was all too odd. But things at DUFF were always odd.

"No, she's evil." Q muttered as she held on to Meme for dear life. Belle was too easily lured, being the sucker for crying. Being such a wuss she hated to see people cry.

"We must kick Sue Ass." Star sneered from behind the shield as she looked at Belle. "She will destroy us."

"But look at her, so helpless." Belle muttered, confused as she looked towards her alumni and the Mary Sue. She should side with her friends but . . . look at her so miserable for some unknown reason. Belle was truly a sucker for tears. She followed the Mary Sue aka Razor into the dark corner of the room.

"Oh no." Dana whispered as she looked at her wall.

"She's a goner." Meme said as she closed her eyes.

"We got to save her." Q said jumping up ready to play heroine to her fallen comrade. She was going to save the day or her alias was not Quail Girl. Adjusting her belt on her head and with a huff she was off with the others close – but not too close – on her tail. "Quail Girl to the rescue!" She hollered as she jumped on Razor.

"Die Mary Sue! Die Mary Sue!" Both Dana and Star were screaming, had this been in another time they would have armed themselves with torches and axes, but alas this was the 21st century and they were armed with pillows and their worksheet rolled up as a make shift bat.

But it was in vain, for they all fell in the black hole that had been waiting for them in the corner. The trap had been set, the bait taken and Razor laughed at them evilly as she watched them descend into the unknown. All seven of them, Sy being a silent member in the group. Belle felt a sense of deja vu as she fell. Yet again they were falling, falling into doom. But wait! Suddenly she was not falling but being eaten or something of the sort by something remarkably familiar.

"What is this?" Sy asked as they were slowly descending through the purange rubber like substance. Then they were suddenly thrusted up into the air. They were being tossed around like tennis balls, as above them another glob had appeared and thought it quite fun to toss them around. The blob's hands forming into large tennis rackets as they had approached. Dana had quite a nasty fall and took a good feeding of said glob into her mouth.

"It's Jell-O." Belle heard her remark as she was being tossed around. Belle only groaned as her head made contact with the blue Jell-O above them.

"Great. Where's Goldberg when you need him?" Q muttered as she fell into the purange Jell-O having missed the racket she found herself sinking deeper into the Jell–O . As Q figured there had to be a way out of it. After all every Jell-O cube had it's ending right? She pondered this as she struggled through the cube. Geometrically everything had a beginning and an ending. So thus she descended deeper into the cube until she fell out from the bottom. "I found a way out!" She yelled as she was flying yet again down the diagonal hall.

"I feel like a yo-yo." Belle groaned as she held her stomach. "I'm going to barf."

"Not on me. I just bathed Wednesday." Meme muttered with a grin as she looked rather comfortable being tossed around. Soon though, each one of them found themselves in the same path as Q. Falling through the purange Jell-O into their escape or so they hoped. Having left behind the competing Jell-O behind they were rather relieved that was until they fell into what looked like a farm.

"That wasn't so bad." Belle said as she started to prick at her sticky layer.

"Shut up." Groaned Dana as she looked at the rabid chicken herd heading their way.

"This could be worse." Meme sighed as she was heading for the water bucket for the horses. "I mean we could get ambushed by rabid chickens." She chuckled as she turned on the water faucet.

"We are about to get attacked by rabid chickens." Dana screamed as the cluster got closer. They stood there shocked as the clucking mass of feathers were headed their way.

"Please no . . . please no . . . .please no." Sy kept muttering under her breath as she was paralyzed to her spot. Her worst nightmare was coming true. Flying Jell-O and Chicken farms. Belle tried her best to calm her as they waited for the worst. This day couldn't get any worse could it? She muttered as the clucking herd passed through them. Some pecked and scratched at them as feathers were being attached to them like paper with glue on it.

"HELP ME!" Star screamed loudly as Belle was fighting off chickens left and right. Swinging madly at them in her fury. She was so stupid to have believed in the Mary Sue. So stupid to have let her guard down. This was her own fault. With this she banged and swatted at the chickens that only seemed to reproduce with every aggravation. If she did not know better, they were the chickens from the Link Saga. You know the stupid chickens that reproduce and kill you when you hit them over and over again. Then she gulped, death came quickly. The darkness surrounded her as all she could hear were the clucking of the chickens and the distant cries of her comrades. She was dead.

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"Here they come." Luis snickered as he watched the monitor. "It was all too easy."

"I think that was a bit harsh." Ken said as he winced in pain.

"All in the name of education, my dear Ken." Adam giggled as he patted Ken on the shoulder. "All in the name of education."

"I guess you're right."

"I'm always right." Adam replied hotly as the black hole appeared before them.

"It is a safe ride home?" PJ asked grinning widely at her fellow faculty members.

"A few bumps and sharp turns but it's alright." Guy informed as he watched the monitor.

"They can't bring anything potentially harmful back could they?" Dwayne suddenly asked as he looked outside the window.

"No I don't think so." Averman said as he taped on the keys. "I mean nothing physical unless it's attached to their bodies. Remember we safety proofed the system and had a virus detector inserted. That laser scan is going to be brutal on them." He snickered with a smile as he tapped some more. "Ahh but as Adam says all in the name of education."

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"I want to go home. I want to go home. I want to go home." Belle moaned as she grabbed her throbbing head. She was surely dead by now. Gone off to who knows where without even a kiss from Adam. Things definitely were not going her way. There shouldn't be so much pain after death should there? Had death even turned against her and now chose to torture her as well? She groaned as the pain shot through her legs. Had she been so bad in her previous life to deserve such pain? She pondered as she heard voices calling to her. Death was nothing like she imagined.

"Come on." A hand shook her a bit roughly. "Get up." Her eyes opened and the vision before her was heavenly. She must be in Heaven as Adam Banks hovered over her. She would get her kiss after all even if it was in the after life. She moved closer with her lips ready to make contact when something nibbled no rather bite hard on her foot.

"OWWWW!" She cried in pain as she startled to her feet kicking of the Mini–Duck. Coming to the realization she was not dead at all she growled at Abam. Which only made him growl louder and bite harder. "Get it off." She said as she waved her arms. Then it came back to her. The Tennis playing Jell-O, the rabid attacking chickens.

"And what have we learned today?" Luis smiled ever so hotly at her.

"Don't trust a Mary Sue."