The Insey-Winsey Spider-Man
Part 14: Danger! High Voltage
By
The Uncanny R-Man
Disclaimer- The X-Men, Spider-Man, Felicia Hardy, Mary Jane Watson and Electro all belong to Marvel.
Shout Outs-
Bleedingmoon89- A big MJ fan huh? More MJ/Sam fluff coming up next!
Anon(girl)- May I make a suggestion regarding your alien problem? Take a leap our of Sigourney Weaver's book, toast them with a flamethrower! I like the idea of Scot with a pink cotton candy afro but I'm afraid that I can't use it though. Sorry!
Risty- It is kinda ironic that Sam and Spidey have swapped chicks, I didn't think of it like that! More references up soon!
Dark Jaded Rose- Glad you liked it! MJ with Sam? What can I say? I like random pairings!
Also, thanks to Sparky Genocide!
***
We presently find Mary Jane Watson sharing a room with Tabitha Smith. Tabitha's sitting on her bed drawing moustaches and devil horns on the models in one of Jean's fashion magazines that she 'borrowed.'
'So.' Tabby says. 'You dig the Hayseed huh?'
'Yeah.' MJ replies. 'He's cute.'
Tabby outs down the magazine and continues with the questions. 'No offence or anything but why? He's got a mullet!'
A smile spreads on MJ's face.
'And this is coming from the chick that's dating the guy with SpongeBob underoos?'
Tabby sits up suddenly at the mention of her boyfriend's undergarments.
'How do you know what 'Berto's undies look like?'
'Rahne told me.' MJ replies.
'How did she know?'
'I think it was something involving a stolen diary.'
'Oh.' Tabby says. 'So that was why Roberto was hiding that day, he stole Rahne's diary and she turned into a wolf and tore the seat of his pants off!'
'Apparently.'
***
Meanwhile, in Sam's room, we find Mister Guthrie currently in a heated discussion with his roommate, Roberto DaCosta.
'C'mon Sam!' Roberto begs. 'Tell me what it was like! Is MJ a good kisser?'
'Ah'm not telling yah anything 'Berto!' Sam replies. 'A gentleman never kiss and tells!'
'I bet you'll tell Rahne!' Roberto continues. 'I'll just go ask her.'
'An' do yah think she'll talk to yah after that diary incident?'
Roberto mumbles something in Portuguese to himself and slumps down on the bed.
Sam suddenly bursts out laughing. 'Ah can't believe yah wear SpongeBob boxer shorts!'
Sam ducks out the way as a pillow is thrown his way.
***
Later that day-
It is now time to go to the carnival and everyone is in their rooms getting ready.
Sam waits at the bottom of the stairs nervously waiting for MJ along with Peter and Kurt.
'So you seemed to get on fine with MJ, Sam.' Peter says.
'Oh yeah.' Sam replies. 'She's... nice.'
'Zat isn't vhat I heard!' Kurt adds.
'What did yah hear?'
'I heard she kissed you!' Kurt grins.
'Maybe she did.' Sam replies, blushing slightly.
Peter pats him on the back in congratulations.
'Good for you Sam, you deserve... oh my stars and garters!'
Kurt and Sam look up the stairs to see what has distracted Peter. They gasp as they see Rahne and MJ walking down the stairs. Rahne is wearing a low- cut red T-Shirt with black jeans and sandals while MJ wears a tight yellow sweater, blue jeans and cowboy boots (for some reason!) (1)
'Hi guys!' MJ grins. 'Like what you see?'
Sam mumbles incoherently.
'Are we going tae pick up Wanda, Todd and Felicia on the way? Rahne asks.
'Vanda said zat she'd be ze vun picking us up. She says zat Pietro's invited himself along, he vants to show off his new 'girlfriend!'
'How long do you think it'll be before someone beats him up?' Peter asks.
'Knowing him.' Rahne says. 'Wanda wouldae hexed him twice bef'r they stepped oot o' the house!'
***
The Brotherhood Boarding House-
Sure enough, Pietro is lying in a pile on the floor, after being hexed by Wanda!
'And that's for being an arrogant jerk!' Wanda yells.
Felicia and Todd walk in to see what all the fuss is about.
'What's up with Pietro, yo? You zapped him Wanda?'
'Yes I did Todd, he was being a jerk, as always!'
Then there is a knock on the door.
'I'll get it!' Felicia says.
She walks up to the door and answers it. On the other side is an attractive looking blonde girl with a black hair band around her head. She is dressed in a flowing yellow dress.
'Uh, hi. I'm Crystal, I'm her to see Pietro?'
Felicia is momentarily shocked at the thought that Pietro's 'girlfriend' actually exists and isn't a figment of the white-haired speedster's imagination.
'Pietro's actually indisposed at the moment.' Felicia replies. 'But you can come in anyway.'
Felicia leads Crystal into the house and introduces her to the others.
'Guys, this is Crystal, Pietro's GIRLFRIEND!'
The Wanda and Todd's jaws drop at the sight of Pietro's REAL girlfriend.
'Nice to see ya!' Todd says, hopping up and shaking Crystal's hand. 'I'm Todd.'
'Wanda.' Wanda says, not making any move to shake her hand or anything.
'So any idea where Pietro is?' Crystal asks.
'He's unconscious on the floor.' Felicia answers.
A confused expression spreads on Crystal's face.
'Long story.' Wanda tells her.
After Pietro has gained consciousness, they all get into Lance's jeep and drive over to Xavier's to pick up Kurt, Rahne and the others.
***
The jeep containing everyone pulls up outside the fairground. Kurt gets out and speaks to the others.
'So, are ve going to stick together or are ve going to...?'
'Kurt.' Wanda says. 'They're all gone!'
'I supposes zat answers zat question.' Kurt sighs. 'So, vhat do you vant to do first Vanda?'
'I thought we could go on the Ferris wheel first.' Wanda replies.
'Vhat ze lady vants, ze lady gets!' Kurt says as he flashes Wanda a charming smile.
***
Todd and Felicia-
Todd and Felicia are walking arm in arm along by the various game stalls. Just as they pass an archery stall, Felicia stops.
'C'mon Todd, you wanna go?' She asks.
'I dunno 'Licia.' Todd replies. 'Archery never was my thing.'
'C'mon Toddy.' Felicia says, with an adorable pout. 'Win me a teddy bear!'
Todd sighs, walk up to the stall and pays. The guy passes him a couple of arrows.
'Hit a Bullseye and win a bear.' The guy says.
'This shouldn't be too hard.' Todd says, taking aim. He pulls back the bow and lets rip. The arrow misses. He loads up another arrow, fires it, and misses. He loads up the last arrow, takes aim, closes his eyes in concentration, lets rip and opens his eyes when he hears the arrow hit something. Unfortunately, he hasn't hit the Bullseye, he's hit the bear, right in-between the eyes! The stall guy looks at them with a glare.
'Way to go Robin Hood!' Felicia grins. 'Great shooting!'
'I told ya archery wasn't my thing, yo!' Todd replies.
'C'mon Toddy.' Felicia continues. 'I'll treat you to a corndog!'
***
Sam and MJ-
Sam and MJ are walking by the ghost train.
'That looks like fun.' MJ says. 'You wanna go on Sam?'
'Ah don't see why not.' Sam replies. 'Ah'll pay!'
'Always the perfect gentleman!' MJ replies, pecking him on the cheek.
Sam blushes deeply as he walks up and gets the tickets. He opens up the seating bar to let MJ in, and then sits down himself.
'Ooooh!' MJ shivers. 'I'm scared already! Sam, hold me!'
Sam stutters a bit before putting his arm around MJ's shoulders.
'You do realise that I was just saying that to get you to hold me right?' MJ asks.
'Ah may be from the South.' Sam says. 'But I ain't stupid!'
The two sit back as the ride starts. They both yawn, as the ghost train isn't very scary at all. Then, the lights black out.
'Uh... that can't be right!' Sam says. 'MJ? Are yah alright?'
'Never better Sam!' MJ replies.
'Ah just wanted to make sure cuz ah didn't know whether y' were afraid of the dark or... mmmf!'
Much to Sam's surprise, MJ plants a smacker on his lips. As the lights come back on, we can see that Sam has several lipstick marks on his face, along with a goofy smile.
***
Rahne and Peter-
Rahne and Peter are now walking along past the rides. Rahne has a large piece of cotton candy while Peter carries a large teddy bear that he won on one of the stalls.
'I've never had this much fun since Amara set Roberto's socks on fire!' Rahne grins.
'I don't even want to know why she did it' Peter replies.
'It all started when 'Berto untied her bikini top in the swimming pool...' Rahne says.
'I said I didn't want to know!' Peter replies. 'But now it's going to bother me until I hear what happened!'
Rahne continues her story.
'Well, Amara then let out a scream, as ye would if someone nicked yuir bikini top...'
She is cut off as a popcorn stall is blown up by what seems to be a lightning bolt.
'That cannae be right.' Rahne says. 'Miss Monroe's out wi' Mister Logan today!'
'I don't think it's Storm.' Peter replies. 'Look!'
Peter points upwards, where a guy dressed in a green bodysuit with a yellow lightning pattern, yellow boots and a mask with more lightning bolts, flies overhead, zapping random objects with blasts of pure electricity.
'Looks like it's hero time!' Peter says as he runs behind a stall to get into his Spider-Man costume.
Rahne just rolls her eyes and follows suit as she changes into her werewolf form.
Then, they are knocked off their feet by a gust of wind. Yup, it's Pietro.
'Give it up Sparky! No one's gonna spoil this carnival, apart from me... and maybe the Blob!'
'The name's Electro, kid!' The guy yells back. 'As in Electro-CUTE!'
As if to illustrate his point, Electro blasts Pietro with a bolt of electricity, sending him crashing into a cotton candy machine, covering him with pink goo.
'Cleanup on aisle two!' Peter yells as he leaps into action.
'What?' Electro yells. 'More heroes? I shoulda stayed in Manhattan!' OW!'
Electro looks down and sees and angry werewolf clamped onto his leg.
'Nice doggy!' Electro hisses as he tries to zap Wolfsbane.
Wolfsbane lets go, only to clamp onto his hand. Electro lets out a yell of pain and tries to shake her off.
'Rahne, heads up!' A voice shouts.
Wolfsbane turns around and sees Sam using his powers to fly towards them. She lets go, just as Sam flies into Electro, sending him flying into a nearby fire truck. A water nozzle snaps open, covering Electro with water. He gives out a scream of pain, as his own powers are his powers react with the water, sending several thousand volts of electricity through his body.
'Good thing ah always pay attention in science class!' Sam grins. 'Water conducts electricity!'
He then turns around as MJ runs up to him and plants yet another huge smacker on his lips, leaving him with a goofy smile on his face.
***
Later, after the police have arrived to take Electro into custody, Rahne, Peter and co sit around talking about their latest fight against a villain.
'So Todd.' Peter says. 'Where were you and Felicia?'
Todd and Felicia break out in identical blushes.
'We were... on the Ferris wheel.' Todd lies, they were making out behind the 'Hook-A-Duck' stall.
'What about you and Wanda, Kurt?' Rahne asks. 'Where were you?'
Kurt looks at Wanda nervously.
'Ve were also... on the Ferris wheel...' He lies, they were making out behind the coconut shy!
Pietro sits up with a groan.
'Doesn't-anyone-care-that-I-got-zapped-by-a-loony-in-yellow-tights?' he asks.
'No, not really.' Wanda replies.
Pietro slumps his shoulders and mutters random curses. Crystal pats him on the shoulders.
'There, there.' She says. 'I'm sure you've had worst!'
'Yeah!' Todd adds. 'Remember that time when Felicia broke his hand?'
'Or that time when she hit him upside the head with a frying pan!' Wanda adds.
'Or zat time at ze party...'
Pietro cuts Kurt off.
'Please-stop-any-time-you-want...'
Kurt continues.
'And he screamed like a girl!'
'Why-do-you-hate-me-so?' Pietro moans.
END...
NEXT: Todd and Felicia VS Doctor Octopus!
Part 14: Danger! High Voltage
By
The Uncanny R-Man
Disclaimer- The X-Men, Spider-Man, Felicia Hardy, Mary Jane Watson and Electro all belong to Marvel.
Shout Outs-
Bleedingmoon89- A big MJ fan huh? More MJ/Sam fluff coming up next!
Anon(girl)- May I make a suggestion regarding your alien problem? Take a leap our of Sigourney Weaver's book, toast them with a flamethrower! I like the idea of Scot with a pink cotton candy afro but I'm afraid that I can't use it though. Sorry!
Risty- It is kinda ironic that Sam and Spidey have swapped chicks, I didn't think of it like that! More references up soon!
Dark Jaded Rose- Glad you liked it! MJ with Sam? What can I say? I like random pairings!
Also, thanks to Sparky Genocide!
***
We presently find Mary Jane Watson sharing a room with Tabitha Smith. Tabitha's sitting on her bed drawing moustaches and devil horns on the models in one of Jean's fashion magazines that she 'borrowed.'
'So.' Tabby says. 'You dig the Hayseed huh?'
'Yeah.' MJ replies. 'He's cute.'
Tabby outs down the magazine and continues with the questions. 'No offence or anything but why? He's got a mullet!'
A smile spreads on MJ's face.
'And this is coming from the chick that's dating the guy with SpongeBob underoos?'
Tabby sits up suddenly at the mention of her boyfriend's undergarments.
'How do you know what 'Berto's undies look like?'
'Rahne told me.' MJ replies.
'How did she know?'
'I think it was something involving a stolen diary.'
'Oh.' Tabby says. 'So that was why Roberto was hiding that day, he stole Rahne's diary and she turned into a wolf and tore the seat of his pants off!'
'Apparently.'
***
Meanwhile, in Sam's room, we find Mister Guthrie currently in a heated discussion with his roommate, Roberto DaCosta.
'C'mon Sam!' Roberto begs. 'Tell me what it was like! Is MJ a good kisser?'
'Ah'm not telling yah anything 'Berto!' Sam replies. 'A gentleman never kiss and tells!'
'I bet you'll tell Rahne!' Roberto continues. 'I'll just go ask her.'
'An' do yah think she'll talk to yah after that diary incident?'
Roberto mumbles something in Portuguese to himself and slumps down on the bed.
Sam suddenly bursts out laughing. 'Ah can't believe yah wear SpongeBob boxer shorts!'
Sam ducks out the way as a pillow is thrown his way.
***
Later that day-
It is now time to go to the carnival and everyone is in their rooms getting ready.
Sam waits at the bottom of the stairs nervously waiting for MJ along with Peter and Kurt.
'So you seemed to get on fine with MJ, Sam.' Peter says.
'Oh yeah.' Sam replies. 'She's... nice.'
'Zat isn't vhat I heard!' Kurt adds.
'What did yah hear?'
'I heard she kissed you!' Kurt grins.
'Maybe she did.' Sam replies, blushing slightly.
Peter pats him on the back in congratulations.
'Good for you Sam, you deserve... oh my stars and garters!'
Kurt and Sam look up the stairs to see what has distracted Peter. They gasp as they see Rahne and MJ walking down the stairs. Rahne is wearing a low- cut red T-Shirt with black jeans and sandals while MJ wears a tight yellow sweater, blue jeans and cowboy boots (for some reason!) (1)
'Hi guys!' MJ grins. 'Like what you see?'
Sam mumbles incoherently.
'Are we going tae pick up Wanda, Todd and Felicia on the way? Rahne asks.
'Vanda said zat she'd be ze vun picking us up. She says zat Pietro's invited himself along, he vants to show off his new 'girlfriend!'
'How long do you think it'll be before someone beats him up?' Peter asks.
'Knowing him.' Rahne says. 'Wanda wouldae hexed him twice bef'r they stepped oot o' the house!'
***
The Brotherhood Boarding House-
Sure enough, Pietro is lying in a pile on the floor, after being hexed by Wanda!
'And that's for being an arrogant jerk!' Wanda yells.
Felicia and Todd walk in to see what all the fuss is about.
'What's up with Pietro, yo? You zapped him Wanda?'
'Yes I did Todd, he was being a jerk, as always!'
Then there is a knock on the door.
'I'll get it!' Felicia says.
She walks up to the door and answers it. On the other side is an attractive looking blonde girl with a black hair band around her head. She is dressed in a flowing yellow dress.
'Uh, hi. I'm Crystal, I'm her to see Pietro?'
Felicia is momentarily shocked at the thought that Pietro's 'girlfriend' actually exists and isn't a figment of the white-haired speedster's imagination.
'Pietro's actually indisposed at the moment.' Felicia replies. 'But you can come in anyway.'
Felicia leads Crystal into the house and introduces her to the others.
'Guys, this is Crystal, Pietro's GIRLFRIEND!'
The Wanda and Todd's jaws drop at the sight of Pietro's REAL girlfriend.
'Nice to see ya!' Todd says, hopping up and shaking Crystal's hand. 'I'm Todd.'
'Wanda.' Wanda says, not making any move to shake her hand or anything.
'So any idea where Pietro is?' Crystal asks.
'He's unconscious on the floor.' Felicia answers.
A confused expression spreads on Crystal's face.
'Long story.' Wanda tells her.
After Pietro has gained consciousness, they all get into Lance's jeep and drive over to Xavier's to pick up Kurt, Rahne and the others.
***
The jeep containing everyone pulls up outside the fairground. Kurt gets out and speaks to the others.
'So, are ve going to stick together or are ve going to...?'
'Kurt.' Wanda says. 'They're all gone!'
'I supposes zat answers zat question.' Kurt sighs. 'So, vhat do you vant to do first Vanda?'
'I thought we could go on the Ferris wheel first.' Wanda replies.
'Vhat ze lady vants, ze lady gets!' Kurt says as he flashes Wanda a charming smile.
***
Todd and Felicia-
Todd and Felicia are walking arm in arm along by the various game stalls. Just as they pass an archery stall, Felicia stops.
'C'mon Todd, you wanna go?' She asks.
'I dunno 'Licia.' Todd replies. 'Archery never was my thing.'
'C'mon Toddy.' Felicia says, with an adorable pout. 'Win me a teddy bear!'
Todd sighs, walk up to the stall and pays. The guy passes him a couple of arrows.
'Hit a Bullseye and win a bear.' The guy says.
'This shouldn't be too hard.' Todd says, taking aim. He pulls back the bow and lets rip. The arrow misses. He loads up another arrow, fires it, and misses. He loads up the last arrow, takes aim, closes his eyes in concentration, lets rip and opens his eyes when he hears the arrow hit something. Unfortunately, he hasn't hit the Bullseye, he's hit the bear, right in-between the eyes! The stall guy looks at them with a glare.
'Way to go Robin Hood!' Felicia grins. 'Great shooting!'
'I told ya archery wasn't my thing, yo!' Todd replies.
'C'mon Toddy.' Felicia continues. 'I'll treat you to a corndog!'
***
Sam and MJ-
Sam and MJ are walking by the ghost train.
'That looks like fun.' MJ says. 'You wanna go on Sam?'
'Ah don't see why not.' Sam replies. 'Ah'll pay!'
'Always the perfect gentleman!' MJ replies, pecking him on the cheek.
Sam blushes deeply as he walks up and gets the tickets. He opens up the seating bar to let MJ in, and then sits down himself.
'Ooooh!' MJ shivers. 'I'm scared already! Sam, hold me!'
Sam stutters a bit before putting his arm around MJ's shoulders.
'You do realise that I was just saying that to get you to hold me right?' MJ asks.
'Ah may be from the South.' Sam says. 'But I ain't stupid!'
The two sit back as the ride starts. They both yawn, as the ghost train isn't very scary at all. Then, the lights black out.
'Uh... that can't be right!' Sam says. 'MJ? Are yah alright?'
'Never better Sam!' MJ replies.
'Ah just wanted to make sure cuz ah didn't know whether y' were afraid of the dark or... mmmf!'
Much to Sam's surprise, MJ plants a smacker on his lips. As the lights come back on, we can see that Sam has several lipstick marks on his face, along with a goofy smile.
***
Rahne and Peter-
Rahne and Peter are now walking along past the rides. Rahne has a large piece of cotton candy while Peter carries a large teddy bear that he won on one of the stalls.
'I've never had this much fun since Amara set Roberto's socks on fire!' Rahne grins.
'I don't even want to know why she did it' Peter replies.
'It all started when 'Berto untied her bikini top in the swimming pool...' Rahne says.
'I said I didn't want to know!' Peter replies. 'But now it's going to bother me until I hear what happened!'
Rahne continues her story.
'Well, Amara then let out a scream, as ye would if someone nicked yuir bikini top...'
She is cut off as a popcorn stall is blown up by what seems to be a lightning bolt.
'That cannae be right.' Rahne says. 'Miss Monroe's out wi' Mister Logan today!'
'I don't think it's Storm.' Peter replies. 'Look!'
Peter points upwards, where a guy dressed in a green bodysuit with a yellow lightning pattern, yellow boots and a mask with more lightning bolts, flies overhead, zapping random objects with blasts of pure electricity.
'Looks like it's hero time!' Peter says as he runs behind a stall to get into his Spider-Man costume.
Rahne just rolls her eyes and follows suit as she changes into her werewolf form.
Then, they are knocked off their feet by a gust of wind. Yup, it's Pietro.
'Give it up Sparky! No one's gonna spoil this carnival, apart from me... and maybe the Blob!'
'The name's Electro, kid!' The guy yells back. 'As in Electro-CUTE!'
As if to illustrate his point, Electro blasts Pietro with a bolt of electricity, sending him crashing into a cotton candy machine, covering him with pink goo.
'Cleanup on aisle two!' Peter yells as he leaps into action.
'What?' Electro yells. 'More heroes? I shoulda stayed in Manhattan!' OW!'
Electro looks down and sees and angry werewolf clamped onto his leg.
'Nice doggy!' Electro hisses as he tries to zap Wolfsbane.
Wolfsbane lets go, only to clamp onto his hand. Electro lets out a yell of pain and tries to shake her off.
'Rahne, heads up!' A voice shouts.
Wolfsbane turns around and sees Sam using his powers to fly towards them. She lets go, just as Sam flies into Electro, sending him flying into a nearby fire truck. A water nozzle snaps open, covering Electro with water. He gives out a scream of pain, as his own powers are his powers react with the water, sending several thousand volts of electricity through his body.
'Good thing ah always pay attention in science class!' Sam grins. 'Water conducts electricity!'
He then turns around as MJ runs up to him and plants yet another huge smacker on his lips, leaving him with a goofy smile on his face.
***
Later, after the police have arrived to take Electro into custody, Rahne, Peter and co sit around talking about their latest fight against a villain.
'So Todd.' Peter says. 'Where were you and Felicia?'
Todd and Felicia break out in identical blushes.
'We were... on the Ferris wheel.' Todd lies, they were making out behind the 'Hook-A-Duck' stall.
'What about you and Wanda, Kurt?' Rahne asks. 'Where were you?'
Kurt looks at Wanda nervously.
'Ve were also... on the Ferris wheel...' He lies, they were making out behind the coconut shy!
Pietro sits up with a groan.
'Doesn't-anyone-care-that-I-got-zapped-by-a-loony-in-yellow-tights?' he asks.
'No, not really.' Wanda replies.
Pietro slumps his shoulders and mutters random curses. Crystal pats him on the shoulders.
'There, there.' She says. 'I'm sure you've had worst!'
'Yeah!' Todd adds. 'Remember that time when Felicia broke his hand?'
'Or that time when she hit him upside the head with a frying pan!' Wanda adds.
'Or zat time at ze party...'
Pietro cuts Kurt off.
'Please-stop-any-time-you-want...'
Kurt continues.
'And he screamed like a girl!'
'Why-do-you-hate-me-so?' Pietro moans.
END...
NEXT: Todd and Felicia VS Doctor Octopus!