The Insey-Winsey Spider-Man
Part 17: Oh Mah Stars an' Garters!
By
The Uncanny R-Man
Disclaimer- I don't own Sam Guthrie, MJ, the X-Men or Sam's family, they all belong to Marvel.
Shout Outs-
Anon(girl)- Glad you liked the Pyro teddy! I wonder if he's flammable? Seeing that you are such an avid reviewer I decided to give you another gift! It's Scott bound with duct tape!
Scott- Let me go you maniac!
Silence fool!
{Smacks Scott upside the head)
You like?
Witch-Uk- Yeah, Wanda does kick butt, doesn't she?
Sparky Genocide- Glad you liked the Sandman's appearance! There's going to be more appearances from various Spidey villains soon. The Lizard's a definite, Green Goblin maybe, and maybe Venom will return! I'm sorry but I don't have any plans for the Sandman to return, unless I bring in the Sinister Six! But that may not be for a fair while yet, as I'd need to introduce everyone else first.
Agent-G- I like both versions of Wanda, for various reasons. And you're right; Evolution Wanda has got a little something more than her comic counterpart! Yes, this was Sandy and Spidey's first encounter.
Risty- Hurrah for Wanda! Woo! I tend to get sunburnt a lot, and then my skin gets all flaky and icky! It's not a pretty sight!
Dark Jaded Rose- I wouldn't know about the bikini wedgie thing, being a guy and all. I originally got that 'Take me now!' bit from an issue of X-Treme X-Men. Psylocke was the one requesting to be took that time! This was the best? What about all that stuff with Felicia and all that Pietro torture? Huh? Huh? {Poke, poke}
Quote of the day- 'Never trust a beautiful woman... especially one who's interested in you.'- Magneto (X-Men 2)
Xavier's school for gifted children-
Sam Guthrie and Mary Jane Watson are hanging out with Roberto DaCosta and Tabitha Smith in the rec room. The girls are snuggled up to their respective sweeties. Roberto has a wide grin on his face while Sam has his arm nervously around MJ's shoulders.
{Sam, could yourself, Roberto and Tabitha please come to my office?} Professor Xavier calls them via telepathy.
{Okay Professor!} Sam replies. {We'll be right there. Can MJ come along?}
{I don't see why not, Sam.} Xavier replies. {She might enjoy what I have to say!}
Xavier's office-
Sam, MJ, Roberto and Tabitha are not in the Professor's office. Sam and MJ are sat in chairs opposite Xavier while Roberto and Tabitha stand behind them.
'I just receive a telephone call from your mother Sam.' Xavier begins. 'It's concerning your sister, Paige.'
A look of worry instantly begins to spread across Sam's face.
'She's alright isn't she?'
'Oh yes, your sister is quite fine.' Xavier replies. 'It seems that some time late last night, Paige began to exhibit mutant powers, so your mother requested that she could come here, to learn how to control her powers.'
'No offence Professor.' MJ says. 'But why exactly am I being included in this? It's not as if I'm an official X-Person!'
'Just think of yourself as an honorary New Recruit for the time being Mary Jane.' Xavier replies.
MJ's face lights up at the thought and she grabs Sam in a huge hug.
'Did'ja here that Sam? I'm gonna be an X-Man!'
'Yeah, ah heard!' Sam winces as his ribs are almost crushed under her hug.
'You can wear one of the New Recruits' spare costumes if you wish.' Xavier tells her. 'You can go now, Ororo is waiting in the X-Jet hangar!'
The X-Jet hangar-
Ororo is just preparing for takeoff when she hears the patter of feet behind her.
'Is everybody ready?' She asks.
A chorus of cheers rises up from Sam and the others.
'Buckle up.' Ororo tells them. 'We're about to take off!'
Several seats behind Ororo, MJ turns to Sam and grins.
'Omigod! I can't believe that I'm actually going on a mission with the X- Men! Will I get to fight the Brotherhood or Magneto and the Acolytes?'
'I'm afraid not Mary Jane.' Ororo answers. 'We're just going to pick up Sam's sister from their family farm in Kentucky!'
'Sweet!' MJ grins. 'You never told me your family had a farm Sam!'
'You never asked.' Sam replies.
The Guthrie farm: Cumberland, Kentucky-
Several figures walk out of the farmhouse as the X-Jet lands in the front yard. A hatch opens and Ororo and co step out. Sam runs up and grabs his mother in a huge hug.
'Miss Monroe, this is mah ma, Lucinda!'
'It's a pleasure to meet you Mrs Guthrie.' Ororo says, shaking Lucinda's hand.
'Ah'm glad to meet you to Miss Monroe, Sam's told me all about yah!'
Sam then takes MJ's hand and introduces her to his mother.
'Ma, this is MJ, mah girlfriend!'
'Nice to meet you Mrs Guthrie.' MJ says.
'It's nice to meet yah too dear!' Lucinda replies. 'Sam never told us that he had a girlfriend!'
Sam flinches under his mother's glare. He then goes on to introduce Tabby and Roberto, then his brothers and sisters.
'This is Jeb, Josh an' mah oldest sister, Elizabeth!'
At the sight of the nineteen-year-old blonde, Roberto's jaw almost hits the floor. He zips up and flashes Elizabeth his most charming smile, much to Tabitha's consternation.
'Howyoudoin' hot stuff?' He grins.
'No offence or nuthin.' Elizabeth says. 'But you're too young for me an' ah'm gay!'
Roberto's face drops and Tabitha can't help but laugh.
'Why don't yah come in and meet the others?' Lucinda asks. 'Mah husband's workin' at the coal mines right now but Paige should be somewhere about!'
Inside-
Lucinda leads the others into the kitchen. Standing at the sink is a fifteen-year-old girl. This is Paige. As soon as she sees Sam and co walk in she lets out a yelp and runs up to her brother, wrapping her legs around him in a huge hug.
'Sam! You're back!'
Sam winces at his sister's grip.
'Paige, ah'd like yah tah meet mah girlfriend, MJ!'
Paige lets go of Sam and looks MJ up and down.
'What happened to the Scottish girl you're always raving about in your letters?' She asks.
MJ cocks a brow and looks at Sam with a curious expression.
'Yes, Sam, what ever happened to her?'
Sam flinches under the combined stares of his younger sister and girlfriend.
'Can ah smell pie?' He asks, changing the subject.
Later-
After having a slice of pie each, Sam, MJ, Roberto, Tabitha, Lucinda, Paige and Elizabeth are sitting around the kitchen table. Lucinda gets up to wash the dishes.
'I'll do the dishes ma!' Elizabeth says.
Roberto jumps up from his seat.
'I'll help!'
'Ah'll get along fine by mahself, thanks.' Elizabeth replies.
Tabitha rolls her eyes and surreptitiously drops a time bomb down Roberto's pants.
'Excuse me Mrs Guthrie.' Roberto says. 'But have you got a bathroom nearby cuz I've go to pee!'
'It's up the stairs and to yah right.' Lucinda replies.
Roberto trots up the stairs and no sooner has he left the room, there is a loud explosion followed by a high-pitched scream of pain!
'What?' Tabitha asks, as everybody looks her way.
Later still-
It is now time to go and Paige and Sam are giving the rest of their family a tear-filled hug goodbye.
'You write back anytime yah want, y'hear?' Lucinda says, holding Sam and Paige close.
'Yes mom.' Paige sighs. 'You can let me go any time you want, y'know!'
'Goodbye Elizabeth!' Roberto says. 'I'll never forget you!'
'Just get in ya jackass!' Tabitha sighs, shoving her errant boyfriend. 'Before I put another time bomb down yer pants!'
'Are you hitting on me?' Roberto asks, giving Tabitha a lecherous wink.
'Just get in!' Tabitha growls, hitting him upside the head.
END...
NEXT: Todd, Felicia and the Avengers in: Gone Avengin'!
Part 17: Oh Mah Stars an' Garters!
By
The Uncanny R-Man
Disclaimer- I don't own Sam Guthrie, MJ, the X-Men or Sam's family, they all belong to Marvel.
Shout Outs-
Anon(girl)- Glad you liked the Pyro teddy! I wonder if he's flammable? Seeing that you are such an avid reviewer I decided to give you another gift! It's Scott bound with duct tape!
Scott- Let me go you maniac!
Silence fool!
{Smacks Scott upside the head)
You like?
Witch-Uk- Yeah, Wanda does kick butt, doesn't she?
Sparky Genocide- Glad you liked the Sandman's appearance! There's going to be more appearances from various Spidey villains soon. The Lizard's a definite, Green Goblin maybe, and maybe Venom will return! I'm sorry but I don't have any plans for the Sandman to return, unless I bring in the Sinister Six! But that may not be for a fair while yet, as I'd need to introduce everyone else first.
Agent-G- I like both versions of Wanda, for various reasons. And you're right; Evolution Wanda has got a little something more than her comic counterpart! Yes, this was Sandy and Spidey's first encounter.
Risty- Hurrah for Wanda! Woo! I tend to get sunburnt a lot, and then my skin gets all flaky and icky! It's not a pretty sight!
Dark Jaded Rose- I wouldn't know about the bikini wedgie thing, being a guy and all. I originally got that 'Take me now!' bit from an issue of X-Treme X-Men. Psylocke was the one requesting to be took that time! This was the best? What about all that stuff with Felicia and all that Pietro torture? Huh? Huh? {Poke, poke}
Quote of the day- 'Never trust a beautiful woman... especially one who's interested in you.'- Magneto (X-Men 2)
Xavier's school for gifted children-
Sam Guthrie and Mary Jane Watson are hanging out with Roberto DaCosta and Tabitha Smith in the rec room. The girls are snuggled up to their respective sweeties. Roberto has a wide grin on his face while Sam has his arm nervously around MJ's shoulders.
{Sam, could yourself, Roberto and Tabitha please come to my office?} Professor Xavier calls them via telepathy.
{Okay Professor!} Sam replies. {We'll be right there. Can MJ come along?}
{I don't see why not, Sam.} Xavier replies. {She might enjoy what I have to say!}
Xavier's office-
Sam, MJ, Roberto and Tabitha are not in the Professor's office. Sam and MJ are sat in chairs opposite Xavier while Roberto and Tabitha stand behind them.
'I just receive a telephone call from your mother Sam.' Xavier begins. 'It's concerning your sister, Paige.'
A look of worry instantly begins to spread across Sam's face.
'She's alright isn't she?'
'Oh yes, your sister is quite fine.' Xavier replies. 'It seems that some time late last night, Paige began to exhibit mutant powers, so your mother requested that she could come here, to learn how to control her powers.'
'No offence Professor.' MJ says. 'But why exactly am I being included in this? It's not as if I'm an official X-Person!'
'Just think of yourself as an honorary New Recruit for the time being Mary Jane.' Xavier replies.
MJ's face lights up at the thought and she grabs Sam in a huge hug.
'Did'ja here that Sam? I'm gonna be an X-Man!'
'Yeah, ah heard!' Sam winces as his ribs are almost crushed under her hug.
'You can wear one of the New Recruits' spare costumes if you wish.' Xavier tells her. 'You can go now, Ororo is waiting in the X-Jet hangar!'
The X-Jet hangar-
Ororo is just preparing for takeoff when she hears the patter of feet behind her.
'Is everybody ready?' She asks.
A chorus of cheers rises up from Sam and the others.
'Buckle up.' Ororo tells them. 'We're about to take off!'
Several seats behind Ororo, MJ turns to Sam and grins.
'Omigod! I can't believe that I'm actually going on a mission with the X- Men! Will I get to fight the Brotherhood or Magneto and the Acolytes?'
'I'm afraid not Mary Jane.' Ororo answers. 'We're just going to pick up Sam's sister from their family farm in Kentucky!'
'Sweet!' MJ grins. 'You never told me your family had a farm Sam!'
'You never asked.' Sam replies.
The Guthrie farm: Cumberland, Kentucky-
Several figures walk out of the farmhouse as the X-Jet lands in the front yard. A hatch opens and Ororo and co step out. Sam runs up and grabs his mother in a huge hug.
'Miss Monroe, this is mah ma, Lucinda!'
'It's a pleasure to meet you Mrs Guthrie.' Ororo says, shaking Lucinda's hand.
'Ah'm glad to meet you to Miss Monroe, Sam's told me all about yah!'
Sam then takes MJ's hand and introduces her to his mother.
'Ma, this is MJ, mah girlfriend!'
'Nice to meet you Mrs Guthrie.' MJ says.
'It's nice to meet yah too dear!' Lucinda replies. 'Sam never told us that he had a girlfriend!'
Sam flinches under his mother's glare. He then goes on to introduce Tabby and Roberto, then his brothers and sisters.
'This is Jeb, Josh an' mah oldest sister, Elizabeth!'
At the sight of the nineteen-year-old blonde, Roberto's jaw almost hits the floor. He zips up and flashes Elizabeth his most charming smile, much to Tabitha's consternation.
'Howyoudoin' hot stuff?' He grins.
'No offence or nuthin.' Elizabeth says. 'But you're too young for me an' ah'm gay!'
Roberto's face drops and Tabitha can't help but laugh.
'Why don't yah come in and meet the others?' Lucinda asks. 'Mah husband's workin' at the coal mines right now but Paige should be somewhere about!'
Inside-
Lucinda leads the others into the kitchen. Standing at the sink is a fifteen-year-old girl. This is Paige. As soon as she sees Sam and co walk in she lets out a yelp and runs up to her brother, wrapping her legs around him in a huge hug.
'Sam! You're back!'
Sam winces at his sister's grip.
'Paige, ah'd like yah tah meet mah girlfriend, MJ!'
Paige lets go of Sam and looks MJ up and down.
'What happened to the Scottish girl you're always raving about in your letters?' She asks.
MJ cocks a brow and looks at Sam with a curious expression.
'Yes, Sam, what ever happened to her?'
Sam flinches under the combined stares of his younger sister and girlfriend.
'Can ah smell pie?' He asks, changing the subject.
Later-
After having a slice of pie each, Sam, MJ, Roberto, Tabitha, Lucinda, Paige and Elizabeth are sitting around the kitchen table. Lucinda gets up to wash the dishes.
'I'll do the dishes ma!' Elizabeth says.
Roberto jumps up from his seat.
'I'll help!'
'Ah'll get along fine by mahself, thanks.' Elizabeth replies.
Tabitha rolls her eyes and surreptitiously drops a time bomb down Roberto's pants.
'Excuse me Mrs Guthrie.' Roberto says. 'But have you got a bathroom nearby cuz I've go to pee!'
'It's up the stairs and to yah right.' Lucinda replies.
Roberto trots up the stairs and no sooner has he left the room, there is a loud explosion followed by a high-pitched scream of pain!
'What?' Tabitha asks, as everybody looks her way.
Later still-
It is now time to go and Paige and Sam are giving the rest of their family a tear-filled hug goodbye.
'You write back anytime yah want, y'hear?' Lucinda says, holding Sam and Paige close.
'Yes mom.' Paige sighs. 'You can let me go any time you want, y'know!'
'Goodbye Elizabeth!' Roberto says. 'I'll never forget you!'
'Just get in ya jackass!' Tabitha sighs, shoving her errant boyfriend. 'Before I put another time bomb down yer pants!'
'Are you hitting on me?' Roberto asks, giving Tabitha a lecherous wink.
'Just get in!' Tabitha growls, hitting him upside the head.
END...
NEXT: Todd, Felicia and the Avengers in: Gone Avengin'!