The Insey-Winsey Spider-Man
Part 18: Gone Avengin'
By
The Uncanny R-Man
Disclaimer- I don't own Todd, Felicia, the Brotherhood or the Avengers, Marvel does. I wouldn't mid owning Tigra though {drool...}
Shout Outs-
Anon(girl)- Glad you liked your prezzie! Good luck with finding Pyro! If you're having trouble with the Dudes, just hit them with chair!
Agent-G- Hmm, I may just have that conversation between Paige and MJ. I definitely plan on having Cap make an appearance, I'm not so sure about the others though. I was thinking along the lines of Cap, Hawkeye, Tigra and so on. You're cool with that right?
Quote of the day- 'I'm working on a plan. So far, it involves being sent to prison and becoming somebody's bitch.' Fred (Angel: Ground State)
The Brotherhood Boarding House-
Todd is waiting in the living room for his girlfriend, Felicia. He looks at the clock nervously. He's supposed to be going out on a date with her but she's taking a fair time to get ready. Usually at this time he'd be hanging out with the rest of his Brotherhood buddies hut they're all busy doing their own things. Lance and typhoid are 'upstairs', Wanda has gone to the beach, Pietro has gone on a date with his girlfriend Crystal while Fred is pottering about in the kitchen.
'So where ya goin' tonight Todd?' Fred asks from the kitchen.
'She hasn't told me yet, yo.' Todd replies. 'It's gonna be a surprise!'
'I bet it's a kinky surprise!' Fred grins.
Todd just shakes his head and continues to wait for Felicia. He looks up as he hears her walk down the stairs.
'You ready Toddy?' She asks.
'Ready as I'll ever be Snookums!' Todd replies.
'Don't wait up Freddy!' Felicia calls into the kitchen.
Random café, somewhere in Bayville-
Todd and Felicia are now sat in a café. They've already ordered a coffee each and are now waiting for some of Felicia's friends.
'So who are these friends, Cuddle Bumps?' Todd asks.
'You ever hear of the Avengers?'
'Get out!' Todd gasps. 'You know the Avengers?'
'I'm an honorary Avenger!' Felicia grins. 'Back when Peter and I were together, he had a brief stint with them and I was a member by association!'
'Holy crap!' Todd gasps. 'How come you never tell em this stuff, yo?'
'It's not like I get much time to Toddy!' Felicia replies. 'What with all the sex!'
'Who's having sex?' A voice asks from behind them.
Felicia jumps up from her seat at the sound of the voice with a huge smile on her face.
'Omigod! Clint!' She squeals, grabbing the blonde guy in a huge hug. 'How ya doin?'
'I'm cool 'Licia.' Clint replies. 'What about you?'
'I'm cool too!'
'Don't I get a hello?' Clint's female companion asks.
'Oh sorry.' Felicia replies. 'Nice to see ya Greer! Todd, these are Clint Barton and Greer Grant, Hawkeye and Tigra!'
Todd just stares in amazement at the thought of meeting the Avengers.
'He doesn't talk much does he?' Greer asks.
'What can I say?' Felicia replies. 'He's star struck!'
Later-
Todd, Felicia, Clint and Greer are now sat talking. Greer looks over at Felicia and Todd holding hands under the table.
'Don't tell me you guys are together!' She grins.
'Yup.' Todd replies. 'She's my Cuddle Bumps!'
'And he's my Hot Toddy!' Felicia replies.
'Awww that's sooo cute!' Greer coos. 'How come you never do anything sweet like that to me anymore Clint?'
'What?' Clint replies. 'I brought you flowers just this morning! Not to mention that massage last night! What more do you want from me, marriage?'
'You're gonna propose to me?' Greer gasps.
Clint's cocky smile instantly changes into a shocked gape.
'I'm kiddin' sweety!' Greer grins. She then turns to Felicia and Todd. 'I love screwing with his head like that!'
'I can't believe you guys're still together!' Felicia says. 'How long have you actually been together?'
'Ever since we joined the Avengers.' Greer replies. 'And we've never regretted it since, right honey?'
Clint is still shocked to silence from Greer's previous mention of marriage.
'So how long have you and Todd been together?' Greer asks.
'About two months.' Felicia replies.
'Yeah.' Todd adds. 'She hit on me the first day she came to the Brotherhood place. One night I was woken up in the middle of the night and came down to see what the fuss was. Felicia was in the kitchen getting's something to eat. Long story short, she kissed me.'
'So sweet!' Greer coos.
Avengers Mansion, later still-
The front door to Avengers mansion swings open as Greer and Clint show Felicia and Todd inside.
'I can't believe that I'm actually in Avengers Mansion, yo!' Todd grins.
'At least I can turn off this damn image inducer!' Greer sighs as she presses her watch.
Todd gasps as the attractive young brunette woman changes into an attractive young weretiger.
'Toddy.' Felicia says, elbowing him in the ribs. 'You're drooling!'
'That's cool.' Greer says. 'You get that a lot when you fight in a teeny black bikini!'
Greer shows them into the living room. The sight that greets Todd and Felicia greatly shocks them.
'PIETRO!' Todd gasps. 'WHAT THE HELL'RE YOU DOING HEE, YO?'
Pietro jumps up from the sofa where he was making out with Crystal.
'What-the-Hell-are-you-doing-here-Toad?'
'We invited them, ya goof!' Greer replies.
'So when do we get to meet Captain America, yo?' Todd asks.
'He should be coming back from a mission an time soon.' Greer replies.
As if to prove her point, the sound of jets engines can be heard overhead.
'They're home!' Greer squeals as she leads the others to the landing bay.
Landing pad-
Todd, Felicia and the others wait patiently for the Avenger's Quinjet lands. The door swishes open and the Avengers step out. First out, in his Star-Spangled glory, is Captain America. Next is iron Man, clad in his ever- present red and yellow battle suit. Next is the petite adventure the Wasp and her husband Goliath (or Yellowjacket, depending on the time of the week.) The last Avenger off the Quinjet is the Green Giantess, She-Hulk!
'How did ya mission go Cap?' Greer asks. 'Didja whup Ultron?'
'Ulty's scrap metal now.' She-Hulk replies. 'The only thing that he'll be useful for now would be an ashtray!'
'Hello Felicia.' Cap says, holding out his hand. 'Nice to see you again.'
'Nice to see you too Cap.' Felicia replies, shaking Cap's hand.
'So who's your friend?' She-Hulk asks. 'He's cute!'
'This is Todd.' Felicia replies. 'He's my boyfriend!'
'Nice to see you Todd.' Cap says, holding out his hand. Todd just stares in amazement at the sight of Captain America standing before him.
'He doesn't speak much does he?' The Wasp asks.
As if to illustrate her pint, there is a dull thud as Todd passes out.
'Pff!' Felicia grunts. 'Lightweight!'
END...
NEXT: Peter and Rahne meet the Human Torch, and Dr Doom!
Part 18: Gone Avengin'
By
The Uncanny R-Man
Disclaimer- I don't own Todd, Felicia, the Brotherhood or the Avengers, Marvel does. I wouldn't mid owning Tigra though {drool...}
Shout Outs-
Anon(girl)- Glad you liked your prezzie! Good luck with finding Pyro! If you're having trouble with the Dudes, just hit them with chair!
Agent-G- Hmm, I may just have that conversation between Paige and MJ. I definitely plan on having Cap make an appearance, I'm not so sure about the others though. I was thinking along the lines of Cap, Hawkeye, Tigra and so on. You're cool with that right?
Quote of the day- 'I'm working on a plan. So far, it involves being sent to prison and becoming somebody's bitch.' Fred (Angel: Ground State)
The Brotherhood Boarding House-
Todd is waiting in the living room for his girlfriend, Felicia. He looks at the clock nervously. He's supposed to be going out on a date with her but she's taking a fair time to get ready. Usually at this time he'd be hanging out with the rest of his Brotherhood buddies hut they're all busy doing their own things. Lance and typhoid are 'upstairs', Wanda has gone to the beach, Pietro has gone on a date with his girlfriend Crystal while Fred is pottering about in the kitchen.
'So where ya goin' tonight Todd?' Fred asks from the kitchen.
'She hasn't told me yet, yo.' Todd replies. 'It's gonna be a surprise!'
'I bet it's a kinky surprise!' Fred grins.
Todd just shakes his head and continues to wait for Felicia. He looks up as he hears her walk down the stairs.
'You ready Toddy?' She asks.
'Ready as I'll ever be Snookums!' Todd replies.
'Don't wait up Freddy!' Felicia calls into the kitchen.
Random café, somewhere in Bayville-
Todd and Felicia are now sat in a café. They've already ordered a coffee each and are now waiting for some of Felicia's friends.
'So who are these friends, Cuddle Bumps?' Todd asks.
'You ever hear of the Avengers?'
'Get out!' Todd gasps. 'You know the Avengers?'
'I'm an honorary Avenger!' Felicia grins. 'Back when Peter and I were together, he had a brief stint with them and I was a member by association!'
'Holy crap!' Todd gasps. 'How come you never tell em this stuff, yo?'
'It's not like I get much time to Toddy!' Felicia replies. 'What with all the sex!'
'Who's having sex?' A voice asks from behind them.
Felicia jumps up from her seat at the sound of the voice with a huge smile on her face.
'Omigod! Clint!' She squeals, grabbing the blonde guy in a huge hug. 'How ya doin?'
'I'm cool 'Licia.' Clint replies. 'What about you?'
'I'm cool too!'
'Don't I get a hello?' Clint's female companion asks.
'Oh sorry.' Felicia replies. 'Nice to see ya Greer! Todd, these are Clint Barton and Greer Grant, Hawkeye and Tigra!'
Todd just stares in amazement at the thought of meeting the Avengers.
'He doesn't talk much does he?' Greer asks.
'What can I say?' Felicia replies. 'He's star struck!'
Later-
Todd, Felicia, Clint and Greer are now sat talking. Greer looks over at Felicia and Todd holding hands under the table.
'Don't tell me you guys are together!' She grins.
'Yup.' Todd replies. 'She's my Cuddle Bumps!'
'And he's my Hot Toddy!' Felicia replies.
'Awww that's sooo cute!' Greer coos. 'How come you never do anything sweet like that to me anymore Clint?'
'What?' Clint replies. 'I brought you flowers just this morning! Not to mention that massage last night! What more do you want from me, marriage?'
'You're gonna propose to me?' Greer gasps.
Clint's cocky smile instantly changes into a shocked gape.
'I'm kiddin' sweety!' Greer grins. She then turns to Felicia and Todd. 'I love screwing with his head like that!'
'I can't believe you guys're still together!' Felicia says. 'How long have you actually been together?'
'Ever since we joined the Avengers.' Greer replies. 'And we've never regretted it since, right honey?'
Clint is still shocked to silence from Greer's previous mention of marriage.
'So how long have you and Todd been together?' Greer asks.
'About two months.' Felicia replies.
'Yeah.' Todd adds. 'She hit on me the first day she came to the Brotherhood place. One night I was woken up in the middle of the night and came down to see what the fuss was. Felicia was in the kitchen getting's something to eat. Long story short, she kissed me.'
'So sweet!' Greer coos.
Avengers Mansion, later still-
The front door to Avengers mansion swings open as Greer and Clint show Felicia and Todd inside.
'I can't believe that I'm actually in Avengers Mansion, yo!' Todd grins.
'At least I can turn off this damn image inducer!' Greer sighs as she presses her watch.
Todd gasps as the attractive young brunette woman changes into an attractive young weretiger.
'Toddy.' Felicia says, elbowing him in the ribs. 'You're drooling!'
'That's cool.' Greer says. 'You get that a lot when you fight in a teeny black bikini!'
Greer shows them into the living room. The sight that greets Todd and Felicia greatly shocks them.
'PIETRO!' Todd gasps. 'WHAT THE HELL'RE YOU DOING HEE, YO?'
Pietro jumps up from the sofa where he was making out with Crystal.
'What-the-Hell-are-you-doing-here-Toad?'
'We invited them, ya goof!' Greer replies.
'So when do we get to meet Captain America, yo?' Todd asks.
'He should be coming back from a mission an time soon.' Greer replies.
As if to prove her point, the sound of jets engines can be heard overhead.
'They're home!' Greer squeals as she leads the others to the landing bay.
Landing pad-
Todd, Felicia and the others wait patiently for the Avenger's Quinjet lands. The door swishes open and the Avengers step out. First out, in his Star-Spangled glory, is Captain America. Next is iron Man, clad in his ever- present red and yellow battle suit. Next is the petite adventure the Wasp and her husband Goliath (or Yellowjacket, depending on the time of the week.) The last Avenger off the Quinjet is the Green Giantess, She-Hulk!
'How did ya mission go Cap?' Greer asks. 'Didja whup Ultron?'
'Ulty's scrap metal now.' She-Hulk replies. 'The only thing that he'll be useful for now would be an ashtray!'
'Hello Felicia.' Cap says, holding out his hand. 'Nice to see you again.'
'Nice to see you too Cap.' Felicia replies, shaking Cap's hand.
'So who's your friend?' She-Hulk asks. 'He's cute!'
'This is Todd.' Felicia replies. 'He's my boyfriend!'
'Nice to see you Todd.' Cap says, holding out his hand. Todd just stares in amazement at the sight of Captain America standing before him.
'He doesn't speak much does he?' The Wasp asks.
As if to illustrate her pint, there is a dull thud as Todd passes out.
'Pff!' Felicia grunts. 'Lightweight!'
END...
NEXT: Peter and Rahne meet the Human Torch, and Dr Doom!