Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter and make no profit off of this story. I also do not mean offense to those who write the clichéd fics parodied in here-I actually love reading those the best.
Ginny Weasly does not play the guitar.
She doesn't play piano and she doesn't sing.
And she most assuredly is not in a band and does not love good old "Drake" Malfoy.
She plays violin. In the New York Philharmonic Orchestra.
It is a muggle instrument and a muggle group and, no, they don't know she's a witch. She tells them her wand is a conductor's baton that she likes to carry around. Once the conductor even accidentally mistook her wand for his baton and there was quite a large mess but Ginny had some help from the trombone player. He told everyone that they'd been drinking too much and he conveniently found some beer bottles to scatter around strategically. So her secret is still safe from everyone but the rather ordinary trombone player.
The trombone player does not have grey icy eyes or sky blue eyes, the physique of a god, and platinum blonde hair. He does not have emerald green eyes, messy black hair, and the physique of an ancient Spartan three time Olympic winner. Or the finely toned abs of a quidditch player.
What he does have is rather normal blue eyes, blonde hair, and nice taste in clothing. Maybe he has the physique of a bear wrestler under those clothes or even a gymnast but Ginny doesn't know because the nice clothes they have to wear to rehearsal don't really give much away and, while she's been dating the nice man for about three years now, she isn't going to have his love child and run away to America either.
She isn't going to name any future kids Lily, James, Sirius, Ron, Harry, Hermione, Draco, or Severus either. She's not going to use something like Colette or Polyhymnia or Circe or Demeter. She's always been partial to Laura.
But that nice trombone player's name is Draco Malfoy. He won't let her call him Drake or D or Dragon though. Not that she would.
She's quite happy with only one cliché.
She doesn't know that Draco is planning on naming their first kid Circe.
Maybe that can be her middle name...
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