The Insey-Winsey Spider-Man
Part 19: Flame On!
By
The Uncanny R-Man
Disclaimer- I don't own anything. Rahne, Spider-Man, the X-Men and the Human Torch all belong to Marvel.
Shout Outs-
Anon(girl)- Glad you've got Pyro back! Now he can set fire to Scott! Oh wait; he's already done that! Hee! Enjoy!!
Agent-G- The Quinjet isn't actually a member of the Avengers; it's their version of the X-Jet. I didn't like Jerk of Hearts either! I'll tell you someone else that changes their image a lot, the Wasp! She has a different costume every issue!
Risty- I agree, meeting the Ultimate would be cool, especially the Wasp {Drool...} Why call Pietro gay when you can hit him upside the head or set fire to his socks? Physical violence is much more fun than calling them a pansy!
Quote of the day- 'I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T... I mean, S-M-A-R- T!'- Homer Simpson (The Simpsons)
Xavier's School for Gifted Children-
Rahne and Peter are hanging out in the rec room with Sam, MJ and Sam's younger sister Paige. The girls are watching the guys duelling on the PS2.
'So Paige, what exactly is your mutant power?' MJ asks.
'Mister McCoy said that ah was an epidermic metamorph.' Paige replies.
'In English?' MJ asks.
'Ah think that ah'll better show yah.' Paige replies.
Paige then, much to MJ's surprise, starts to tear away the skin from her face, revealing a shiny granite surface underneath.
'Cool huh?' Paige grins.
'In a totally gross way.' MJ replies.
'Can ye change yuir skin tae anything else?' Rahne asks.
'Ah experimented a bit an' the densest form that ah can change to is steel.'
'An' yuir just going tae leave yuir dead skin lyin' around like that?' Rahne asks.
'Jus' watch!' Paige grins.
Rahne and MJ watch as Paige picks up her discarded skin and flings it at Sam. The elder Guthrie lets out a girlish yelp and tries to throw off his sister's dead skin.
'Eew! Getitoffgetitoff!'
The girls and Peter watch in amusement at Sam's comedy dance routine as he dances about trying to get rid of the skin. He finally gets hold of it and throws it in the nearest waste paper basket.
'That was so disgustin' Paige!' Sam winces. 'Ah'm gonna be showerin' for a month!'
Sam shivers in disgust and leaves to take a shower.
MJ gets up from the sofa and dusts off random imaginary crumbs.
'I'm just gonna see what Kitty's up to.'
'I think she's outside wi' Matt.' Rahne replies.
'Ah'm gonna have to go as well.' Paige says. 'Jubilee and Amara promised me that they'd show me around the mall.'
After Paige ahs left that only leaves Rahne and Peter.
'Well it seems that we're the only ones here.' Peter says.
'Aye.' Rahne replies. 'So, Whatta ye wantae do now?'
'Have you ever been to the Baxter Building?' Peter asks.
'Th' home o' th' Fantastic 4?' Rahne asks. 'Nae I havnae ever been there.'
'Well, I just happen to know one of the members.' Peter grins.
Rahne's eyes widen in hope.
'Ye cannae be serious!' She gasps. 'Ye know one o' th' FF?'
'Put on your uniform and I'll meet you up on the roof!' Peter replies.
The roof-
There is a BAMF as Kurt teleports up to the roof with Rahne holding on to him.
'Thanks f'r th' lift, Kurt.' Rahne says. 'I wouldnae be able tae get up here without ye!'
'Think nuzzing of it Rahne.' Kurt replies. 'But how exactly vill you get down?'
'I'm going tae meet Peter up here an' he's going tae swing me over tae th' city.' Rahne replies.
'Have fun zen.' Kurt says before BAMFing away.
Rahne is then left to wait for Peter to appear. She turns around as she hears someone climbing up the wall. Then Peter appears clad in his red and blue Spidey glory.
'Wow!' Rahne grins. 'I can never get over how ye look in yuir Spidey outfit!'
'That cool huh?' Peter grins back.
'An' then some!' Rahne replies.
'You ready to meet the FF?' Peter asks.
'Ready as I'd ever be!' Rahne replies.
Peter then takes Rahne in his arms. There is a 'thwip' and strands of webbing shoot out of Peter's wrists and they're away.
New York-
Rahne lest out a cry of delight as she swings over the Manhattan skyline in Peter's arms.
'Omigosh!' She squeals. 'This is sooo cool!'
Peter then swings up onto a random building and sets Rahne down on the ledge.
'Any idea where we're supposed tae meet them?' Rahne asks.
'I told the Human Torch to meet us up here.' Peter replies. 'He shouldn't be too long.'
Half an hour later, Rahne and Peter are still sat on the ledge.
'I don't get it.' Peter says. 'The Torch was supposed to be here.'
'I suppose that he jus' got held up somewhere.' Rahne replies.
Peter is about to reply when his Spider-Sense goes off.
Rahne notices his pained expression.
'What's th' matter Peter?'
'There's trouble nearby.' Peter replies.
'What makes ye say that?' Rahne asks.
'Well, the giant killer robot down there kinda gave it away!' Peter replies.
'We'd better go beat it then!' Rahne grins.
Peter takes her in his arms and swings down to fight the killer robot.
'It looks like the Transformer convention started early!' Peter grins.
'Destroy!' The robot replies.
'Real eloquent buddy!' Peter replies. 'What about crush and kill?'
'Destroy!' The robot replies.
The robot's hand glows red and a laser beam shoots out. Peter narrowly avoids it, landing on a nearby car.
'Save some f'r me!' Rahne replies, now in her transitional form.
'He's all yours.' Peter replies.
Rahne lets out a growl as she leaps at the robot and slashes at its legs with her claws. The robot tries to reach down to pluck her off but its hand is blasted by a jet of flame. It's the Human Torch!
'Sorry we're late.' The Torch says. 'Ben blocked up the tub!'
'Thanks f'r th' save.' Rahne says. 'That robot almost had me then!'
'He's not beat yet.' The Torch replies. 'What do you guys say to a triple team?'
'Sounds good to me Torchie!' Peter replies.
'Let's kick his metal butt!' Rahne grins.
Then the fight begins again. Rahne distracts the robot while Peter webs it up, leaving Johnny to blasts it with his flames. Fortunately enough, Peter's webbing is very flammable so the robot ignites almost instantly.
'Fire in the hold!' The Torch yells.
Peter takes Rahne up in his arms again and swings to a safe distance. Johnny follows them up to the ledge of a nearby building.
'We make a pretty good team.' The Torch says. 'We'll have to do it again some time!'
'Aye.' Rahne replies. 'I'll take ye up on it.'
'So Peter, this is your new girlfriend, huh? She's cute!'
'Why thank ye!' Rahne blushes. 'Yuir not too bad yuirself!'
'So, you guys doing anything later?' The Torch asks.
'Why d'ya ask buddy?' Peter asks.
'I was wondering whether you guys wanted a tour of the Baxter Building.' The Torch replies.
Rahne's eyes light up at the thought.
'Ye cannae be serious!' Rahne gasps. 'A tour o' th' Baxter Building? I'd love tae!'
Back at Xavier's, later-
Rahne and Peter arrive home from their tour of the Baxter building and find Amara, Jubilee and Paige in the rec room.
'How was your night Furtop?' Jubilee asks.
'We fought a giant robot, met th' Human Torch an' had a tour o' th' Baxter Building.' Rahne replies.
'No way!' Jubilee gasps. 'You met the Human Torch?'
'That is sooo cool!' Amara gasps. 'Did you get his number? Is he single? Is he cute?'
'Nae I didnae get his number.' Rahne replies. 'He is single and he's sooo cute!'
Amara runs up to Rahne and grabs her by the collar.
'You HAVE TO introduce me to him!' She says, wide-eyed with urgency.
Rahne looks nervously at her friend and takes something out from her pocket. 'Here, he gave me a signed picture.'
Amara snatches away the signed picture and holds onto it like a small child with a teddy bear, or Pyro and his lighter.
'Wheee! I've got a signed Human Torch picture!' She squeals. 'You haven't!' She says to Jubilee and Paige. 'Bwahahahaha!' She then sticks out her tongue and skips away to boast about her prize.
'Hey Kitty, have you seen my signed picture of the Human Torch?'
'Like, oh my God!'
Peter cocks a brow and looks at Rahne and the others.
'Jeez, she really needs a boyfriend!'
'She's got one remember?' Rahne says. 'Y'know, Pyro?'
'I guess that'll explain the obsession with fire then.' Peter replies.
END...
NEXT: More Todd and Felicia fluff. In: 'Toads and Cats.'
Part 19: Flame On!
By
The Uncanny R-Man
Disclaimer- I don't own anything. Rahne, Spider-Man, the X-Men and the Human Torch all belong to Marvel.
Shout Outs-
Anon(girl)- Glad you've got Pyro back! Now he can set fire to Scott! Oh wait; he's already done that! Hee! Enjoy!!
Agent-G- The Quinjet isn't actually a member of the Avengers; it's their version of the X-Jet. I didn't like Jerk of Hearts either! I'll tell you someone else that changes their image a lot, the Wasp! She has a different costume every issue!
Risty- I agree, meeting the Ultimate would be cool, especially the Wasp {Drool...} Why call Pietro gay when you can hit him upside the head or set fire to his socks? Physical violence is much more fun than calling them a pansy!
Quote of the day- 'I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T... I mean, S-M-A-R- T!'- Homer Simpson (The Simpsons)
Xavier's School for Gifted Children-
Rahne and Peter are hanging out in the rec room with Sam, MJ and Sam's younger sister Paige. The girls are watching the guys duelling on the PS2.
'So Paige, what exactly is your mutant power?' MJ asks.
'Mister McCoy said that ah was an epidermic metamorph.' Paige replies.
'In English?' MJ asks.
'Ah think that ah'll better show yah.' Paige replies.
Paige then, much to MJ's surprise, starts to tear away the skin from her face, revealing a shiny granite surface underneath.
'Cool huh?' Paige grins.
'In a totally gross way.' MJ replies.
'Can ye change yuir skin tae anything else?' Rahne asks.
'Ah experimented a bit an' the densest form that ah can change to is steel.'
'An' yuir just going tae leave yuir dead skin lyin' around like that?' Rahne asks.
'Jus' watch!' Paige grins.
Rahne and MJ watch as Paige picks up her discarded skin and flings it at Sam. The elder Guthrie lets out a girlish yelp and tries to throw off his sister's dead skin.
'Eew! Getitoffgetitoff!'
The girls and Peter watch in amusement at Sam's comedy dance routine as he dances about trying to get rid of the skin. He finally gets hold of it and throws it in the nearest waste paper basket.
'That was so disgustin' Paige!' Sam winces. 'Ah'm gonna be showerin' for a month!'
Sam shivers in disgust and leaves to take a shower.
MJ gets up from the sofa and dusts off random imaginary crumbs.
'I'm just gonna see what Kitty's up to.'
'I think she's outside wi' Matt.' Rahne replies.
'Ah'm gonna have to go as well.' Paige says. 'Jubilee and Amara promised me that they'd show me around the mall.'
After Paige ahs left that only leaves Rahne and Peter.
'Well it seems that we're the only ones here.' Peter says.
'Aye.' Rahne replies. 'So, Whatta ye wantae do now?'
'Have you ever been to the Baxter Building?' Peter asks.
'Th' home o' th' Fantastic 4?' Rahne asks. 'Nae I havnae ever been there.'
'Well, I just happen to know one of the members.' Peter grins.
Rahne's eyes widen in hope.
'Ye cannae be serious!' She gasps. 'Ye know one o' th' FF?'
'Put on your uniform and I'll meet you up on the roof!' Peter replies.
The roof-
There is a BAMF as Kurt teleports up to the roof with Rahne holding on to him.
'Thanks f'r th' lift, Kurt.' Rahne says. 'I wouldnae be able tae get up here without ye!'
'Think nuzzing of it Rahne.' Kurt replies. 'But how exactly vill you get down?'
'I'm going tae meet Peter up here an' he's going tae swing me over tae th' city.' Rahne replies.
'Have fun zen.' Kurt says before BAMFing away.
Rahne is then left to wait for Peter to appear. She turns around as she hears someone climbing up the wall. Then Peter appears clad in his red and blue Spidey glory.
'Wow!' Rahne grins. 'I can never get over how ye look in yuir Spidey outfit!'
'That cool huh?' Peter grins back.
'An' then some!' Rahne replies.
'You ready to meet the FF?' Peter asks.
'Ready as I'd ever be!' Rahne replies.
Peter then takes Rahne in his arms. There is a 'thwip' and strands of webbing shoot out of Peter's wrists and they're away.
New York-
Rahne lest out a cry of delight as she swings over the Manhattan skyline in Peter's arms.
'Omigosh!' She squeals. 'This is sooo cool!'
Peter then swings up onto a random building and sets Rahne down on the ledge.
'Any idea where we're supposed tae meet them?' Rahne asks.
'I told the Human Torch to meet us up here.' Peter replies. 'He shouldn't be too long.'
Half an hour later, Rahne and Peter are still sat on the ledge.
'I don't get it.' Peter says. 'The Torch was supposed to be here.'
'I suppose that he jus' got held up somewhere.' Rahne replies.
Peter is about to reply when his Spider-Sense goes off.
Rahne notices his pained expression.
'What's th' matter Peter?'
'There's trouble nearby.' Peter replies.
'What makes ye say that?' Rahne asks.
'Well, the giant killer robot down there kinda gave it away!' Peter replies.
'We'd better go beat it then!' Rahne grins.
Peter takes her in his arms and swings down to fight the killer robot.
'It looks like the Transformer convention started early!' Peter grins.
'Destroy!' The robot replies.
'Real eloquent buddy!' Peter replies. 'What about crush and kill?'
'Destroy!' The robot replies.
The robot's hand glows red and a laser beam shoots out. Peter narrowly avoids it, landing on a nearby car.
'Save some f'r me!' Rahne replies, now in her transitional form.
'He's all yours.' Peter replies.
Rahne lets out a growl as she leaps at the robot and slashes at its legs with her claws. The robot tries to reach down to pluck her off but its hand is blasted by a jet of flame. It's the Human Torch!
'Sorry we're late.' The Torch says. 'Ben blocked up the tub!'
'Thanks f'r th' save.' Rahne says. 'That robot almost had me then!'
'He's not beat yet.' The Torch replies. 'What do you guys say to a triple team?'
'Sounds good to me Torchie!' Peter replies.
'Let's kick his metal butt!' Rahne grins.
Then the fight begins again. Rahne distracts the robot while Peter webs it up, leaving Johnny to blasts it with his flames. Fortunately enough, Peter's webbing is very flammable so the robot ignites almost instantly.
'Fire in the hold!' The Torch yells.
Peter takes Rahne up in his arms again and swings to a safe distance. Johnny follows them up to the ledge of a nearby building.
'We make a pretty good team.' The Torch says. 'We'll have to do it again some time!'
'Aye.' Rahne replies. 'I'll take ye up on it.'
'So Peter, this is your new girlfriend, huh? She's cute!'
'Why thank ye!' Rahne blushes. 'Yuir not too bad yuirself!'
'So, you guys doing anything later?' The Torch asks.
'Why d'ya ask buddy?' Peter asks.
'I was wondering whether you guys wanted a tour of the Baxter Building.' The Torch replies.
Rahne's eyes light up at the thought.
'Ye cannae be serious!' Rahne gasps. 'A tour o' th' Baxter Building? I'd love tae!'
Back at Xavier's, later-
Rahne and Peter arrive home from their tour of the Baxter building and find Amara, Jubilee and Paige in the rec room.
'How was your night Furtop?' Jubilee asks.
'We fought a giant robot, met th' Human Torch an' had a tour o' th' Baxter Building.' Rahne replies.
'No way!' Jubilee gasps. 'You met the Human Torch?'
'That is sooo cool!' Amara gasps. 'Did you get his number? Is he single? Is he cute?'
'Nae I didnae get his number.' Rahne replies. 'He is single and he's sooo cute!'
Amara runs up to Rahne and grabs her by the collar.
'You HAVE TO introduce me to him!' She says, wide-eyed with urgency.
Rahne looks nervously at her friend and takes something out from her pocket. 'Here, he gave me a signed picture.'
Amara snatches away the signed picture and holds onto it like a small child with a teddy bear, or Pyro and his lighter.
'Wheee! I've got a signed Human Torch picture!' She squeals. 'You haven't!' She says to Jubilee and Paige. 'Bwahahahaha!' She then sticks out her tongue and skips away to boast about her prize.
'Hey Kitty, have you seen my signed picture of the Human Torch?'
'Like, oh my God!'
Peter cocks a brow and looks at Rahne and the others.
'Jeez, she really needs a boyfriend!'
'She's got one remember?' Rahne says. 'Y'know, Pyro?'
'I guess that'll explain the obsession with fire then.' Peter replies.
END...
NEXT: More Todd and Felicia fluff. In: 'Toads and Cats.'