The Insey-Winsey Spider-Man
Part 21: Hydro-Man
By
The Uncanny R-Man
Dedicated to
Agent-G
(Thanks for the idea!)
Disclaimer- I don't own anything, all familiar characters belong to Marvel.
Shout Outs-
Risty- Trust you to like the guy that can stretch any part of his body. {Wink, wink.}
Anon(girl)- What kind of chaos have I got planned for the wedding? Heehee! You'll just have to wait and see!
Agent-G- I do have a habit of coming up with random things don't I? Thanks for the idea for this chapter by the way!
Xavier's School for Gifted Children-
Sam Guthrie is hanging out with his girlfriend Mary Jane Watson. Sam's younger sister, Paige, is also there. They're all watching TV. Well, Paige is, Sam and MJ are just making out on the sofa. Paige looks over at her brother and his girlfriend and rolls her eyes.
'Geez you guys, get a room!'
Then Rahne and Peter walk in.
'Hey Paige.' Peter says. 'Have you seen Sam and MJ about?'
'They're over there.' Paige replies. 'Makin' out on th' couch!'
'I guess that they'll be too busy to come out with us on a double date then.' Peter sighs.
'What aboot Kurt an' Wanda?' Rahne asks.
'They're showing TJ around Bayville.' Peter replies.
'Y'know.' Rahne says. 'I still cannae believe that TJ's their daughter, even if she is from an alternate reality!'
'Well after all the stuff we've been through.' Peter replies. 'It's kinda lost its impact.'
'An' who wouldae thought that Todd an' Felicia are getting' married!' Rahne asks.
'What's the matter sweety?' Peter asks. 'You wanna get married too?'
'All in good time laddie, all in good time.'
With that they leave on their date, leaving Paige, Sam and MJ alone.
Paige casts one last look over Sam and MJ and rolls her eyes once more.
'Geez, yah couldn't break those two apart with a crowbar!' She mutters, walking away. 'Ah wonder what Jamie's up to?'
Later-
Sam and MJ have finally stopped making out on the couch and are walking through the streets of Bayville.
MJ lays her head on her boyfriend's shoulder and sighs happily.
'It's such a wonderful night.' She grins. 'It's so romantic!'
'Do yah know what make's it even more perfect?' Sam asks.
'No, what?' MJ replies.
'That ah'm spendin' the night with you.' Sam says.
'Awww.' MJ coos. 'You are so sweet Sam Guthrie! C'mere!'
MJ grabs Sam by the collar and plants smacker on his lips. Sam puts his arms around MJ's waist and returns the kiss.
Unseen by the two lovers, they are being watched. A figure narrows his eyes in anger and ducks into a nearby alley.
'You're mine MJ!' He mutters to himself. 'Mine and mine alone!'
His body then turns to water and floods down into a drain.
Later-
MJ and Sam are still on their date. This time they're walking along with ice cream in their hands. Sam looks over at MJ and notices that she has a spot of ice cream on the tip of her nose.
'Uh, MJ.' Sam says. 'Yah've got ice cream on yah nose.'
'Hmm?' MJ replies.
'Ah'll get it for yah.' Sam replies, leaning in closer and kissing the tip of her nose. MJ giggles at the touch and wipes some of her ice cream on Sam's nose.
'Ah! Cold!' Sam says.
'It's my turn now, tiger!' MJ grins.
She is just about to kiss Sam when he is knocked of his feet by a blast of water.
'Sam!' She yells.
'Worried about yer boyfriend MJ?' A voice asks from behind her.
MJ spins around at the sound of the voice and her jaw drops as she sees who it is.
'Morrie?' She gasps. 'I thought you were dead!'
'Oh I was sweety-Pie!' The guy replies. But Morris Bench is dead, now I'm Hydro-Man!'
'That is the lamest name ever!' MJ yells.
'This coming from the girl dating a guy called Cannonball!' Hydro-Man snickers.
'You leave him alone!' MJ replies.
'I didn't come here for him!' Hydro-Man replies. 'I came here for you!'
Before MJ can run away, she is grabbed up in an enormous watery fist.
'Let me go you monster!' She hisses. 'Or so help me God...'
'Oh what're you gonna do?' Hydro-Man replies. 'You can't hit a guy made out of water!'
MJ realises the futility of her blows as Hydro-Man slithers away with her in his clutches.
Sam sits up groggily in a pile of garbage.
'Anybody get the number of that truck?' He groans. 'MJ, yah there?'
When nobody answers him he jumps up off the ground and looks around urgently. He steps out of the alley and sees a guy made solely out of water slithering along the street with MJ in his hands.
'Okay, ah can do this!' Sam says do himself. 'Ah don't need tah ask the others for help! Oh God, what am I gonna do?'
Later-
MJ now finds herself in Hydro-Man's lair, a disused warehouse on a construction site. Her lower body is encased in a block of ice, preventing her from escaping.
'This is so old.' MJ groans. 'Being the damsel in distress? Please!'
'What can I say, sweety?' Hydro-Man replies. 'I'm a sucker for the classics!'
'You're certainly something.' MJ says. 'It's not a sucker, sounds like it though!'
'I see you're as feisty as ever!' Hydro-Man replies, stroking her cheek. Mj sneers at his touch and turns away.
'So what are you going to do with me?' She asks. 'Keep me frozen like some kind of human Popsicle?'
'That's precisely what I'm going to do!' Hydro-Man replies. 'I'm going to keep you here to make sure that you'll be mine!'
'That's what you think buddy!' A voice says from above them.
MJ and Hydro-Man both look up at the ceiling and see Sam standing on a rafter in his New recruit uniform.
'Sam!' MJ squeals.
'NO!!' Hydro-Man yells. 'MJ's mine!!'
Hydro-Man lashes out with one of his hand, trying to drown Sam but he blasts out of the way. Hydro-Man extends his body so that he can take another grab at Sam.
'Ha! Got you short stuff!' Hydro-Man grins.
'Ah don't think so!' Sam replies, blasting out of Hydro-Man grip.
'Uh Sam, a little help here please.' MJ asks. 'I'd like to get free sometime today.'
'I'll be raght... ulp!'
Hydro-Man grabs Sam once more and throws him through the air. Sam luckily collides with MJ's ice block, shattering it and setting her free. He shakes the muzziness out of his head ands blasts up into the air again. Unfortunately, Hydro-man solidifies his fist and smacks Sam across the room with it.
'Sam, no!' MJ yells.
'Well it looks like your boyfriend's out for the count now MJ!' Hydro-Man taunts. 'And now you're all mine!'
'I'm not exactly defenceless myself you know!' MJ says.
'Oh please!' Hydro-Man replies. 'What can you do to hurt me?'
This!' MJ replies, picking up a brick and hurling it through the air. Hydro- Man watches the brick sail through the air over his head and hit the control panel on a cement mixer.
'Oh no!'
Oh yes, cement pours out of the machine, onto the watery villain.
'You'll pay for this MJ!' Hydro-Man yells. 'Mark my words you'll pa...'
Hydro-Man is cut off as the cement mixes with his watery body, turning him into a concrete statue.
MJ runs over to check up on Sam.
'Sam, are you alright?' She asks, helping him up.
'Ah've never felt better.' Sam replies. 'Is Hydro-Man gone?'
'I turned him into a lawn ornament.' MJ replies.
'Good.' Sam replies. 'Let's go home, ah want ta get outta these wet clothes before ah catch a cold!'
Meanwhile, in the Maximum security prison known as the vault-
Doctor Otto Octavius, better known to the general public as Dr Octopus, minus his robotic arms of course, is lying on the cot in his cell. He sits up as he feels something fall into his lap. He picks it up; it's a gasmask with a note attached. It reads 'Put this on, N.O.'
Octavius shrugs and does as he is told. No sooner has he done so then his cell and the surrounding corridors are pumped full of knockout gas. The guards outside his door fall unconscious. Then, out through the fog of gas, Octavius sees his robotic arms walking towards his cell. They smash through the wall and reattach themselves to him.
'Dr Octopus lives!' He yells. 'I don't know who released you my pet but I will find out!'
With no further ado, Octavius uses his robotic arms to smash through the wall to his cell and escape into the night.
TBC...
Who is this mysterious benefactor that broke Dr Octopus out of jail? What is so important about the initials 'N.O?' It isn't all that difficult to find out, trust me. All will be made clear soon!
NEXT: Punishment!
Part 21: Hydro-Man
By
The Uncanny R-Man
Dedicated to
Agent-G
(Thanks for the idea!)
Disclaimer- I don't own anything, all familiar characters belong to Marvel.
Shout Outs-
Risty- Trust you to like the guy that can stretch any part of his body. {Wink, wink.}
Anon(girl)- What kind of chaos have I got planned for the wedding? Heehee! You'll just have to wait and see!
Agent-G- I do have a habit of coming up with random things don't I? Thanks for the idea for this chapter by the way!
Xavier's School for Gifted Children-
Sam Guthrie is hanging out with his girlfriend Mary Jane Watson. Sam's younger sister, Paige, is also there. They're all watching TV. Well, Paige is, Sam and MJ are just making out on the sofa. Paige looks over at her brother and his girlfriend and rolls her eyes.
'Geez you guys, get a room!'
Then Rahne and Peter walk in.
'Hey Paige.' Peter says. 'Have you seen Sam and MJ about?'
'They're over there.' Paige replies. 'Makin' out on th' couch!'
'I guess that they'll be too busy to come out with us on a double date then.' Peter sighs.
'What aboot Kurt an' Wanda?' Rahne asks.
'They're showing TJ around Bayville.' Peter replies.
'Y'know.' Rahne says. 'I still cannae believe that TJ's their daughter, even if she is from an alternate reality!'
'Well after all the stuff we've been through.' Peter replies. 'It's kinda lost its impact.'
'An' who wouldae thought that Todd an' Felicia are getting' married!' Rahne asks.
'What's the matter sweety?' Peter asks. 'You wanna get married too?'
'All in good time laddie, all in good time.'
With that they leave on their date, leaving Paige, Sam and MJ alone.
Paige casts one last look over Sam and MJ and rolls her eyes once more.
'Geez, yah couldn't break those two apart with a crowbar!' She mutters, walking away. 'Ah wonder what Jamie's up to?'
Later-
Sam and MJ have finally stopped making out on the couch and are walking through the streets of Bayville.
MJ lays her head on her boyfriend's shoulder and sighs happily.
'It's such a wonderful night.' She grins. 'It's so romantic!'
'Do yah know what make's it even more perfect?' Sam asks.
'No, what?' MJ replies.
'That ah'm spendin' the night with you.' Sam says.
'Awww.' MJ coos. 'You are so sweet Sam Guthrie! C'mere!'
MJ grabs Sam by the collar and plants smacker on his lips. Sam puts his arms around MJ's waist and returns the kiss.
Unseen by the two lovers, they are being watched. A figure narrows his eyes in anger and ducks into a nearby alley.
'You're mine MJ!' He mutters to himself. 'Mine and mine alone!'
His body then turns to water and floods down into a drain.
Later-
MJ and Sam are still on their date. This time they're walking along with ice cream in their hands. Sam looks over at MJ and notices that she has a spot of ice cream on the tip of her nose.
'Uh, MJ.' Sam says. 'Yah've got ice cream on yah nose.'
'Hmm?' MJ replies.
'Ah'll get it for yah.' Sam replies, leaning in closer and kissing the tip of her nose. MJ giggles at the touch and wipes some of her ice cream on Sam's nose.
'Ah! Cold!' Sam says.
'It's my turn now, tiger!' MJ grins.
She is just about to kiss Sam when he is knocked of his feet by a blast of water.
'Sam!' She yells.
'Worried about yer boyfriend MJ?' A voice asks from behind her.
MJ spins around at the sound of the voice and her jaw drops as she sees who it is.
'Morrie?' She gasps. 'I thought you were dead!'
'Oh I was sweety-Pie!' The guy replies. But Morris Bench is dead, now I'm Hydro-Man!'
'That is the lamest name ever!' MJ yells.
'This coming from the girl dating a guy called Cannonball!' Hydro-Man snickers.
'You leave him alone!' MJ replies.
'I didn't come here for him!' Hydro-Man replies. 'I came here for you!'
Before MJ can run away, she is grabbed up in an enormous watery fist.
'Let me go you monster!' She hisses. 'Or so help me God...'
'Oh what're you gonna do?' Hydro-Man replies. 'You can't hit a guy made out of water!'
MJ realises the futility of her blows as Hydro-Man slithers away with her in his clutches.
Sam sits up groggily in a pile of garbage.
'Anybody get the number of that truck?' He groans. 'MJ, yah there?'
When nobody answers him he jumps up off the ground and looks around urgently. He steps out of the alley and sees a guy made solely out of water slithering along the street with MJ in his hands.
'Okay, ah can do this!' Sam says do himself. 'Ah don't need tah ask the others for help! Oh God, what am I gonna do?'
Later-
MJ now finds herself in Hydro-Man's lair, a disused warehouse on a construction site. Her lower body is encased in a block of ice, preventing her from escaping.
'This is so old.' MJ groans. 'Being the damsel in distress? Please!'
'What can I say, sweety?' Hydro-Man replies. 'I'm a sucker for the classics!'
'You're certainly something.' MJ says. 'It's not a sucker, sounds like it though!'
'I see you're as feisty as ever!' Hydro-Man replies, stroking her cheek. Mj sneers at his touch and turns away.
'So what are you going to do with me?' She asks. 'Keep me frozen like some kind of human Popsicle?'
'That's precisely what I'm going to do!' Hydro-Man replies. 'I'm going to keep you here to make sure that you'll be mine!'
'That's what you think buddy!' A voice says from above them.
MJ and Hydro-Man both look up at the ceiling and see Sam standing on a rafter in his New recruit uniform.
'Sam!' MJ squeals.
'NO!!' Hydro-Man yells. 'MJ's mine!!'
Hydro-Man lashes out with one of his hand, trying to drown Sam but he blasts out of the way. Hydro-Man extends his body so that he can take another grab at Sam.
'Ha! Got you short stuff!' Hydro-Man grins.
'Ah don't think so!' Sam replies, blasting out of Hydro-Man grip.
'Uh Sam, a little help here please.' MJ asks. 'I'd like to get free sometime today.'
'I'll be raght... ulp!'
Hydro-Man grabs Sam once more and throws him through the air. Sam luckily collides with MJ's ice block, shattering it and setting her free. He shakes the muzziness out of his head ands blasts up into the air again. Unfortunately, Hydro-man solidifies his fist and smacks Sam across the room with it.
'Sam, no!' MJ yells.
'Well it looks like your boyfriend's out for the count now MJ!' Hydro-Man taunts. 'And now you're all mine!'
'I'm not exactly defenceless myself you know!' MJ says.
'Oh please!' Hydro-Man replies. 'What can you do to hurt me?'
This!' MJ replies, picking up a brick and hurling it through the air. Hydro- Man watches the brick sail through the air over his head and hit the control panel on a cement mixer.
'Oh no!'
Oh yes, cement pours out of the machine, onto the watery villain.
'You'll pay for this MJ!' Hydro-Man yells. 'Mark my words you'll pa...'
Hydro-Man is cut off as the cement mixes with his watery body, turning him into a concrete statue.
MJ runs over to check up on Sam.
'Sam, are you alright?' She asks, helping him up.
'Ah've never felt better.' Sam replies. 'Is Hydro-Man gone?'
'I turned him into a lawn ornament.' MJ replies.
'Good.' Sam replies. 'Let's go home, ah want ta get outta these wet clothes before ah catch a cold!'
Meanwhile, in the Maximum security prison known as the vault-
Doctor Otto Octavius, better known to the general public as Dr Octopus, minus his robotic arms of course, is lying on the cot in his cell. He sits up as he feels something fall into his lap. He picks it up; it's a gasmask with a note attached. It reads 'Put this on, N.O.'
Octavius shrugs and does as he is told. No sooner has he done so then his cell and the surrounding corridors are pumped full of knockout gas. The guards outside his door fall unconscious. Then, out through the fog of gas, Octavius sees his robotic arms walking towards his cell. They smash through the wall and reattach themselves to him.
'Dr Octopus lives!' He yells. 'I don't know who released you my pet but I will find out!'
With no further ado, Octavius uses his robotic arms to smash through the wall to his cell and escape into the night.
TBC...
Who is this mysterious benefactor that broke Dr Octopus out of jail? What is so important about the initials 'N.O?' It isn't all that difficult to find out, trust me. All will be made clear soon!
NEXT: Punishment!