RESIDENT EVIL: UNAFFECTED

ShadowAddi: ...wow. I'm really, really tired. Need...coffee. Might fall asleep. Its 12:30... need...to...stay...awake. Been up all day. walks toward kitchen and makes some coffee, walks back Oh yeah, and thanks to C0ncussi0n 420 for another great review, and Shakahnna for the very imitating review. Yes, I did put Wesker in. If it'll make you happy... Gets up to get the coffee and takes a sip Anyway, here it is.

RESIDENT EVIL: UNAFFECTED Chapter 7

July 21/13

LOCATION: Rachel's Home

9:30 A.M.

The shadow only moved closer as we started to cower.

"What the hell is that, Dorian?!" Rachel asked me. The thing started to laugh. It's laughing?!

"What are you? Seriously." I wondered as I nearly freaked out.

"snicker I don't intend to kill you, you pitiful mortals." It grinned. It walks toward the daylight. It grins again. What's with it and grinning? I hold my fingers out, making a cross. He grabs my face with a claw-like grip. "Only in the movies, kid." He tosses me to the ground.

"Who the hell are you tossing my boyfriend around?!" Rachel yells.

"We love each other that much?" I ask. She nods, wanting me to play along. "Oh, yeah! Who are you?"

He laughs in a muffled tone. "I am Uvier Heraldsun." He replies. I start laughing. "Do you find my name humorous?"

"Actually, yeah I do. It's just... just the way you said your name! Ha, ha, ha, ha! You're from Britain, aren't you?!" I say, still laughing.

"Yes I am." He growled. I cough and calm down. "I can tell your girlfriend here will be a nice midnight snack." He lifts her head up revealing her neck. I push him off her.

"Don't even try. You don't think he is such a heart throb, do you?" I ask Rachel.

"Nah. He's too royal."

"That's my girl." I hug Rachel.

"What are you two doing in this city anyway?" He asks.

"To get out of this city alive." I tell him.

"I could use some help with the destruction of Umbrella."

"You want us to help?" Rachel crosses her arms and raises an eyebrow.

"Yes. I could use you as bait."

"No way, man. Come on, Rachel. Let's get out of here."

"I'll give you a million bucks."

Rachel looks at me and smiles. "No. Oh, no. You are not taking me into this. No way am I going to."

"Come on, Dorian!"

"Nuh, uh." After a long conversation, we are in Uvier's car. Driving to a mansion which leads to the, what Uvier calls, The "Hive". Seems as Sherry Birkin, the daughter of William and Annette Birkin runs that place now. Poor girl. Getting chased by zombies at every corner. Hah. Serves her right taking the role of her mother and father. I sit up while hearing a crappy British tune from Scissor Sisters. Man, this sucks. "Do you have anything else?" I ask.

"Yeah. I have Slipknot in my CD case. I don't listen to it though. Too American."

"Too bad! I'm putting it in anyway." I take out Scissor Sisters and stick in Slipknot. I change the song to the last one on Vol. 3(Subliminal Verses). It plays for a while and gets to the chorus of the song:

I! Am a world before I am a man.

I! Was a creature before I could stand.

I! Will remember before I forget.

BEFORE I FORGET THAT...

"I can't believe you listen to this rubbish." He stated.

"And I can't believe you listen to Scissor Sisters!" I stated back.

"They're British!"

"They suck!"

"Would you guys cut it out?" Rachel starts to get angry. We stop bickering at each other.

"Sorry." Uvier and I both say. As we approach the mansion, there is a guy dressed in black.

"Who's this jackass?" I ask.

"I'm Wesker. Albert Wesker." He hold out a hand. I shake it.

"I'm Dorian Slate. This is my girlfriend Rachel McLeod."

"Hi." Rachel squeaks and shakes this Wesker guy's hand.

"Well now that everybody is here, how do we get in?" I ask.

ShadowAddi: Wow! I do not want to go to sleep now! Nothing will stop me from staying up! R&R!!!!!