Aye Mastah!

Note: This is my first chobits fanfic and I want to make it in honor of my favorite pair, Shinbo and Sumomo! Yes, some may find this pretty disturbing since Shinbo and Sumomo are not (in normal circumstances) to be paired! Sumomo is mobile fer crying out loud! But I find it very intriguing... Enjoy!

"Shi---Shinbo... there's something wrong..." Hideki stammered. I looked at Sumomo and saw her shaking...

"Sumomo!!" I cried out as she fell unconscious. I picked her tenderly in my palm. What... why...?! She's fully equipped with all the latest upgrades! How can she breakdown like this?! Hideki peeked from behind my shoulder.

"Here.. go to Minoru. He's a persocom expert. Maybe he can help you out!" I wrote down Minoru's address and gave it to Hideki. I cannot even look at him. My heart was pounding like hell.

I went inside my room and slammed the door shut. Sumomo... please retain your memory...

I spent day after day fixing her. It was tough work since she was mobile after all. She's a small-sized persocom equipped with heavy software so it's no walk in the park repairing her. But finally, after the seventh grueling day of manually fixing her, she was finished. I collapsed and lay flat on my back. Within seconds, my eyelids drooped and I fell asleep...

"Mastah!"

"Su...Sumomo?" I squinted. The place was very foggy. It made me feel a bit nauseous. I clutched my stomach and heard faint footsteps approaching me. It took more than rubbing and squinting of my eyes to see through the fog.

"Mastah!"

My jaw dropped.

"Sumomo, is that.. you?" I stared at her. She looked like Sumomo alright. Pink hair, pink outfit and those cute eyes... I know my persocom. That's definitely Sumomo. But why is she... Why is she... Why in the nine hells is she as tall as I am?!

"Aye! Atashi wa Sumomo!" She jumped.

Wow.. she looked... different. I hate to admit it but she looked... well, sexy!

"What're you doing here? Where are we? What happened to you?" I spatted one question after another. This is all too confusing.

"Mastah..." she whispered as she gently touched my cheek. I looked at her and was surprised to find one drop of tear tumble down her cheek...

And with that... I woke up. Whew! That was some dream! Haha! And to think Sumomo actually became thisclose to being huma---

"Mastah!"

"KyaaAaaAA!!!! Sumomo?!"

She beamed at me. "Bingo! That is correct!"

Eh?! She really is Sumomo. That was how I programmed her. But... this can't be... I stood up shakily and stared at her. My eyes trailed down and I found out since she grew to human size, her clothes got torn. So basically, she was naked.

I took a step back towards the door.

"I'll be back Sumomo chan..."

"Aye!"

I pounded on Hideki's door.

"Hideki! Hideki! Hideki!!!" I yelled. I heard heavy, lazy footsteps approching the door.

"Shinbo? At this hour? What's wrong?" He had his eyes half-opened. I sighed impatiently and slapped him about four times.

"Are you awake? Come here, I have to show you something"

I took him to my room and turned on the lights.

"KyaaaAaAh!! Shinbo?! What are you doing with a naked woman in your room?! I thought You and Shimizu sensei are married now!" he was outraged.

I rolled my eyes and pushed him inside.

"Take a better look, will you?!" I said. Hideki squinted and eyed her suspiciously. He went around her, checking her hair, her face, her body... He was turning into the same color as Sumomo's hair.

"Stop staring at her tits and tell me, do you recognize her?!" I snapped.

Hideki looked at me in alarm. "No! I wasn't.. I mean it wasn't my—intention to look.. I wasn't..."

I took out one of my t-shirts and made Sumomo wear them.

"Aye!" She beamed.

"Now, can you tell me who you think she is?" I asked exasperatedly.

"Ah! She's Sumomo right? Waitaminit... Sumomo!?" He was surprised at his own words.

Sumomo looked at her slender legs and her long, pink hair. She looked really (and I mean really) sexy with that huge shirt on. I smiled to myself, still not believing that all of this was real.

"Thanks. I needed another person to tell me that this really is Sumomo. I'll have it figured out in the morning. Thanks Hideki" I shoved him out of the room.

We sat down in silence.

"Sumomo, can you call Minoru for me?"

"Aye Mastah!" She jumped and waved her right hand. Somehow the gesture doesn't fit her anymore. Back when she was mobile, it looked really kawaii but now.. it just looked weird.

"Hello? Minoru kun?"

"Shinbo san? Is there a problem?"

"Well, yeah... it's about Sumomo.."

"Really? How could you, of all people, have a problem with a persocom?"

"I know... I don't usually call for help but this one's an emergency. Sumomo's turned into human size. I don't know how the hell it happened"

"Eh?! Why don't you bring her over here tomorrow?"

"Yokai. Thanks"

Sumomo dropped the call and looked at me intently. I still couldn't get over how sexy she looked. What could've caused this? I've already proven that everything's real so what happened? Is there a glitch or something?

Suddenly Sumomo took out her whistle and blew it.

"It's time for mastah's midnight snack desu!" she jumps and waves her right hand. I laughed and shook my head.

"No Sumomo, not tonight. How about we go to sleep? Ne?" I turned off the lights, not expecting an answer.

"Mastah?"

"Hmm?" I was half-asleep.

"Can I kiss you goodnight?"

Author's note: So... what do you guys think? Well, it is only my first chapter so it's kinda boring.