Chappie 5! This is so cool!

This chapter will probably be rubbish, coz it's mainly conversation between the two characters. I do like it though... But don't worry, it will get better. Promise!

The link to the Amethyst artwork is at Fanart Central, at Search for HelenaRyouWeasly at the top and click on the bottom link. Please remember though, that I did not draw this pic and therefore do not own it. Just so I don't infringe copyright...

Disclaimer: Nothing belongs to me except Amethyst and the story, as well as the song, which has been edited to suit the theme! I hope the roles for each character are still okay, but you will be surprised who is playing the Cheshire Cat. Just a thought till next time...

The grass grew taller and wider as Amethyst raced through the field. She had been running for a while now, but due to her height hadn't made much distance. Putting her hand out toward a mushroom, she rested for a while. Curse you Kaiba! She screamed in her head. I have some more things for my little list. She sat down on the mushroom and took out her pencil and notebook and began writing various ideas as to how to torture Kaiba: 3. Kidnap Mokie and hang him in a tree. 4. Steal his Blue Eyes White Dragon plushie(whatever that this – I heard it from Joey). 5. Set fire to Kaiba Corperation...She wrote them all down with great speed, until there were just a handful of pages left at the back. She put both the pen and the notebook back into her pockets and smiled.

"Ahem." A voice behind her muttered quietly. She turned around to see a man on the opposite mushroom with his back to her. The man wore a deep navy trenchcoat and was working feverishly on a laptop computer as smoke rose from the keyboard. Nah... it can't be... is it? Kaiba? She got up and moved about the mushroom to see the face of the man and to her horror, it was Kaiba. Typical he's here too... She waited impatiently for him to say something. It was sometime before Kaiba spoke again, and he looked her dead in the eyes.

"Who are you?" He asked as the letters flew out of his laptop; O R U. She brushed them aside as she spoke.

"What the hell?" He repeated what he had said the first time, the letters swirling about her hips.

"Well, sir, I'm afraid I can't tell you that. Law of Japan, nothing to do with me." She placed her hands on her hips and waited some more.

"Why are you here?" The letters now were; Y R U then a little picture of an ear.

"Well, you knocked me out, you see?"

"I do not see." This time there was a little knot and a letter C. It wrapped about her arm and up to her shoulder before it melted away like the rest.

"Well you should sir, I -"

"You?" Kaiba leant forward and peered at her face. "WHO ARE YOU?" The letters went straight into her face as the conversation began from the beginning again. Humph! Amethyst turned her back and walked away. Kaiba stood up on his tiptoes and yelled for her to come back and that he had something else to say.

She looked hesitantly behind her and shook her head. Might as well see what he has to say. Parting the grass as she went back down the path, she came to the mushroom. Kaiba was now lying on his back, working with his laptop on his stomach. (all Kaiba fangirls insert drool here)

"Keep your temper." This time, letters and pictures didn't come out as he closed the computer down. There was silence for a few more minutes, and then she spoke again.

"Is that all?" Kaiba heard this, and turned onto his back and looked at her pointedly.

"No." He took out a PDA from his pocket and pressed the record button (trust me, PDAs can do this). "What seems to be the trouble?"

"Well sir, I can't see how I can be myself sir. It's almost as confusing to you as it is to me sir." The words came from her mouth as Kaiba shifted his position.

"Recite: How doth the little. I believe you learned that in literature." How did he know that I knew the poem Miss Glanville knew? Kaiba looked at her again, probably her cue to recite the poem. She curtseyed, then began:

"How doth the little busy bee, Improve each shining..." She was cut off as Kaiba coughed.

"That is not spoken correctly. It goes:

How doth the little Blue Eyes

Improve his shining tail.

And pour the glories of the duel

Over every silver scale.

How cheerfully he seems to grin

How neatly spreads his claws.

And welcomes Dark Magicians in

With gently smiling jaws."

As Kaiba spoke, images came out of the PDA. A small blue dragon emerged and as it blasted a furball into ashes, its sliver tail shone. Those images faded as the dragon's head returned to her view. Little men with rods walked from the right as the dragon ate them, one by one.

"Well I've never heard it that way before." She put her hands on her lap as she sat down on the mushroom edge. "And what are Dark Magicians and what's a Blue Eyes?" Kaiba looked at her in surprised, but managed to return to his calm look.

"You shall find that out soon. But what is your problem?" He turned over again so he was facing the sky.

"I wish I was the right height again. After all, three inches is such a horrid height to be..." She began, but Kaiba stood back up, fuming.

"I am exactedly three inches high, and it is a very good height INDEED!" He stepped off the mushroom and walked up to her. She took a step back toward the edge of the clearing.

Kaiba soon returned to normal and simply said: "One side will make you grow taller, and the other side will make you grow shorter." At this she grew confused.

"One side of what? The other side of what?" Kaiba ran toward her and grabbed her arm.

"Of the mushroom of course!" Amethyst wriggled out of his grasp and kicked him in the... ahem... place where the sun don't shine. He fell to his knees, then vanished into thin air. Taking out her notepad, she turned to the first line of writing and gave the first idea a big tick. She sat down on the mushroom to do this then carefully pulled two chunks out.

"One side will make me... but which is which?" Amethyst looked at each piece in turn, then took a large bite of the one in her left hand. Suddenly her head shot up and whacked across the branches of the trees above her. She closed her eyes and she felt fresh air about her face. She had grown to about 30 feet high, and her head poked out from the foliage of trees. She smiled again.

"And the other side..." She took a small nibble of the other chunk and returned to her former size. Whoa... She waited some more to see if she would shrink, and when she didn't, she took a gentle lick from the left piece. She was now her normal size, like she was before she had gotten here. Hmm... these are handy. I'll keep these. Placing the mushroom slices in her pockets, she turned to the path ahead of her, and walked towards the woods.

Not exactly original... but it turned out to be the longest chapter so far! Yay for Microsoft Word Count!

I am planning some concept art sketches for this fanfiction. I have an awesome one of Yami (yes, he's here too). As soon as they're up I'll post the link. Enjoy it peeps!

Present time! Here I have two chibis: Chibi Kaiba and Chibi Ryou. Say hello chibis.

Chibi Ryou and Chibi Kaiba: Hello Chibis!

(smacks forehead) Anyway, I am gonna give these Chibis to the first person who correctly guesses who the Cheshire Cat is. It's none of the characters mentioned so far, so try your best. These Chibis are for use in musing and fanfics.

REVIEWER REPLIES:

samuraiduck27: The next chapter is devoted to Kaiba fangirls... I think.

Yume Yumi: Hmm.... Wait and see. But the Cheshire Cat WILL be wearing sexy black leather, so there's one clue!