Ok, i've gotten soem reviews that are telling me what i'm doing wrong. Remember how i said... "reviews are like ramen"? Well, they're also like Chi. Good Chi is praise and Bad Chi is flamers! Plus, I've got really horrible self esteem... so that review might put a damper in the pace of this story...

I never review like that, for 2 reasons.

1)It's sooo mean!!

2) I have nothing to write with but notepad (yeah the HTML creator) which doesn't include SPELL CHECK, plus i can't download anything but AIM so thats a no to spell check. Why do i not get angry at spelling errors is because i'm not the only one without a fancy pants computer with spell check luxuries!!

And another thing, I said in chapter 1 that the characters might seem ooc... because it's hard to control them! Also, i have to write in the A/N's because it bothers me not too!!

Now that this has been said... please enjoy Chapter 3.
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Sasuke stared into Naruto's eyes, unmoving as they tried to avert his own.

"H-hey! quit it, Sasuke!! I don't like that look your giving me!" The blonde could almost feel his control slipping away. "S-sasuke...Snap outta it..."

Sasuke continued to stare at Naruto.

"Hey! why are you staring at me like that?"

Sasuke continued his torute.

"Quit it you weirdo! your staring at me...like...like...Kakashi does to Iruka!! It's scary!!"

"I'm doing it on purpose... your still clueless..."

A light went on inside Naruto's head. "you... like... iruka-sensei!?"

(anime fall) Sasuke glared disgusted at Naruto. "EW! no!"

"Then who?"

Sasuke shook his head trying to force the digusting images of iruka and himself from his mind. "I don't like Iruka-sensei... ok?"

"Why not...? He's nice!"

Sasuke winced. "Gah... ok, what i'm hinting at is: I like someone, and I was staring at them!"

Naruto let out a sigh, that sounded relieved. "Oh! I thought you were staring at me! Who else is in here though?"

Sasuke could feel himself loosing his cool, very quickly. "You obviously don't get it..."

"Get what?"

Sasuke moaned. 'why do none of my hints work?! I bet I could say it straight out and he wouldn't get it...'

Naruto looked confused. "What...?"

"Do you really want to know?"

Naruto nodded. "I'd give anything to know!!"

Sasuke hestitated. "I dunno..."

Naruto stuck his face right up to Sasuke's."Please tell me! I can keep a secret"

(A/N: Wouldn't it suck if I stopped writing right here?)

Sasuke leaned in and kissed him, Naruto's eyes widened and he tried to pull back, but Sasuke moved back with him. Naruto went to open his mouth, but Sasuke's tounge entered it. Naruto's tounge tasted like ramen, and it was a big surprise to Sasuke when he first tasted it.

Naruto quickly tried to pull away from the boy wrapping his arms around him. He hit his back on a wall and was trapped.

Sasuke was feeling more and more aroused every minuet, and he soon began to undress Naruto.

"Sasuke.. we shouldn't be doing this..." Naruto never ceased to whine, even when reseiving immense pleasure.

Sasuke smirked and had Naruto down to his boxers amazingly quickly.

"It's c-cold.. Sasuke!"

"Here i'll warm you up." Sasuke began to rub Naruto's back.

"Quit it, Sasuke! We really shouldn't be all lovely-dovey like this! We're two GUYS!"

"Your point?" Sasuke licked naruto's face. "Gah! You taste like beef ramen!"

"I wanna try!" Naruto licked his own arm. "Hey, it's true... yum!"

Sasuke glared at him and scrunched up his face. "You seriously have a fettish for ramen..."

"NUH UH!!" Naruto stuck out his tounge at the boy leaning over him.

"Fine, you don't. Whatever." Sasuke started taking off Naruto's boxers.

"HEY! No fair! Your turn!"

Sasuke stopped. "My turn for what?"

"You turn to be freezing!" Naruto quickly began taking off Sasuke's shorts and shirt.

Sasuke tried to resist Naruto, and the two boy wrestled on the floor, fighting over dominance.

Soon, they were both in thier boxers holding onto eachother, Naruto biting Sasuke's arm.

"You have...blue dog boxers, Naru-chan?"

"Well, you have orange fox boxers!!"

The two boy's looked away, their faces bright red. Sasuke burst out laughing.

Naruto jumped at the sound of this rare occasion. "Why are you laughing...?"

"Just think... how many guys can talk about what they have on their boxers?"

"How many guys WANT to talk about that?"

Sasuke tickled Naruto, for the main purpose, it wasn't very fun to laugh all alone.

Naruto, as usual, took this the wrong way. Naruto backed away, and Sasuke who was leaning on him, fell on top of the small boy under him. Both the boys faces turned redder than apples.

"How much ramen do you eat...? You still taste like it."

Naruto tilted his head. "Is that a good thing?"

"Well, it's better than you tasting like toilet water, I guess..."

"If you want to do this again... you'll have to develope a craving for ramen..."

"I can manage."

Sasuke had both their boxers off and was making his way down.

"Sasuke...what are you doing...?"

Sasuke gave him that blank stare that he almost always has. "what do you think i'm doing, dunce?"

Naruto growled at him. "I'm not a dunce!"

Sasuke rolled his eyes. "Even in the middle of making love, you are still trying to out-do me, huh?"

"Making what?"

"We are having sex, do you know what that is??"

Nauto nodded "Yup thats when two people--"

"Ok, good. I trust you."

"Hey! Wait a minuet! You were talking about me earlier!?"

Sasuke glared at him. "Yes...who did you think I was talking about...?"

"That little girl over there."

"What little gi--"

"...me..."

Sasuke saw a shadowy white figure in the corner of the room he and Naruto now lay in. His face turned pale.

"She says her name is 'Kuuru' I think."

"...Hai, Naru-chan..." the little girl nodded.

Sasuke's veins popped out of his head. 'he's MY Naru-chan, not yours you scary little ghost girl!'

"Are you mad Sasuke?"

"Yeh. Fine. Put your clothes on, dunce."

"We're not going to finish?"

"It's done. I'm already bored."

Naruto went to go put his pants on. "Hey... Sasuke! Where'd you put my clothes!?"

"I didn't take them...Where are mine...?"

The little spooky ghost girl ran away, carring Naruto and Sasuke's clothes "ehehehehee"

The two boys looked at eachother then ran after the little ghost.

-----10 minuets later-----

Sasuke ran in and out of doors trying to catch up to the girl carring off his clothes. (he has his boxers on and so does Naruto!)

Suddenly everything turned bright. He looked around, shook his head and ajusted to the light. He was outside, right by the ice cream shop.

"Wow... that is a big haunted house..."

"Hey Sasuke! I got Kuuru to give back our clothes!"

Sasuke and Naruto froze. Why you ask? Lee and Sakura were just leaving the ice cream shop.

"Hey Sakura... aren't those people in your training group?"

Sakura screamed. "NARUTO!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING NAKED WITH SASUKE!?"

Everybody in a mile radius heard that.

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omg... poor Sasuke and Naruto!! hehehehehe

I'm so evil to them... Oh well... THe lemon was interrupted... so i'll do another one later... that might be the end of this story though. They aren't going back in the Akki Hausu, so i think it's over... Besides i want to write a one shoter KakaIru next!

YAY!! Arigato Reviewers!!

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