Chris, Gordie, Vern, and Teddy are all sitting in the Tree house.
"So, Gordie, what are you doing tonight?" asked Chris.
"Huh? What'd you say?" Gordie asked, looking up from his magazine.
"You fucking hermaphrodite! Why don't you stop reading that stupid-ass book and listen to me?" screamed Chris, trying to contain his laughter.
"Shut-up! You fucking retard! It's a magazine, dumnass! Maybe you should be making tree houses with Vern and the other idiots!" shouted Gordie
"Hey!" shouted a very offended Vern.
"Shut-up Vern." Chris and Gordie said in unison.
"Fine" pouted Vern as he leaned against the wall and began to sulk unnoticed.
Chris and Gordie just sat there for a moment, neither saying anything.
"Asshole!!" Chris suddenly shouted
"Fuck off!" Gordie screamed
"Screw you!" Chris fumed
"You wish." Gordie said in a voice dripping with sarcasm.
"Ass fucker!" came Chris' reply
"Only in your fantasies!" Gordie was shaking, either with anger or laughter, no one was sure which.
"Shut-up" laughed Chris
"Nice comeback, tough guy" Gordie said in a lightheartedly sarcastic way.
"You're such an ass" Chris said in a resigned way.
"Yeah…I know, but so are you" said Gordie in a bored voice
"Yeah, I know" Chris responded
They sat there for a few minutes in silence. But now it was one of those comfortable silence where no one has anything to say, and everyone is occupied with their own thoughts anyways. There were no dirty glares during this silence. Just…silence
"So what did you ask anyways?" Gordie eventually asked
"huh?" Asked Chris who had zoned out
"Before, what did you ask me?" Gordie asked
"…oh! I asked if you wanted to come over tonight." said Chris
"I cant tonight" Gordie said automatically
"Why the hell not?" asked a pissed off Chris
"Cuzz, I got a hot date!" Gordie said in a significant way.
"Not that Haley bitch again?!" shouted an outraged Chris
"Yeah man! She's hot!" said an excited Vern who had now forgotten that he had been deeply offended.
"How do you figure that?" asked an honestly confused Chris
"Haven't you ever met her?" Teddy said with feeling as he cupped the air in front of his chest in a crude gesture.
"Yeah, I have…and? Oh! You mean because she's got big boobs and a nice butt?" asked Chris
"Yeah!" shouted all three boys incredulously
"Honestly! Is that all you guys think about?" asked an exasperated Chris
"Duh!" said Gordie
"Oh, so you agree Gordie? But what about other stuff?" asked Chris in an uncharacteristically unsure way.
"Like what?" asked Gordie like he didn't understand the question
"Yeah, like what?" asked Teddy who was tempted to make one of his usual gay jokes, but, seeing Chris' serious face, decided to withhold the urge.
"Well, what about, like their personality and stuff?" asked Chris, in a more confident voice, having recovered from his moment of weakness.
"Well, that stuffs a nice bonus" said Vern in a very wise voice, earning him demeaning looks from all three boys, although, after, they're backs were turned, Teddy licked his lips, raised his eyebrows and nodded in agreement toward Vern.
"What Vern means is…"said Gordie, pausing to give Vern an exasperated look "Yeah, obviously, that stuffs something you want in a girlfriend, but its not the first thing you notice about someone" explained Gordie
"Yeah, its not about a lack of desire for a sense of humor and that kind of stuff. But you cant know what they're like at first glance" Teddy finished off for Gordie
"But you can tell if they have bid boobs at first glance" said Chris, like he understood.
"Yeah" they all said in unison
"Oh" was Chris' only reply