"It's easier to accept 'death do you part' when you die at thirty-five, Father."
"The sanctity of the institution, Hawkeye. As a man of the Catholic faith, condoning divorce --"
"You don't have to condone it. You don't even have to accept it. All I'm asking is you support her as a friend and --"
"It's morally wrong!"
"It's a salvation of her sanity!"
Father Mulcahy jumps up. "I won't mention it to her, if that's what you want. But if it's support she needs, I suggest you find a Protestant minister!"
He storms out, a prayer at the ready.
