"A hike in the woods is no walk in the park, you know." Frank insists.

Hawkeye and BJ exchange a glance.

I don't think a ten-minute hike warrants seven canteens, Frank." Leaning over, Hawkeye peers into the duffle bag. "Or a year's supply of Spam, either."

"You never know just what can happen. It's like the army motto says, 'Always be prepared'." That said, Frank hoists the bag over his shoulder and storms out, calling for Margaret along the way.

BJ raises an eyebrow. "I thought that was the Boy Scouts."

"For Frank, the army is the Boy Scouts."

"Ah."