I feel like I gipped you yesterday by not posting a chapter like I said I would so I'm going to post this random chapter just to make up for it before I'm too late.

The Rules of the card game known as 867-5309 (Jenny).

The object of the game is to get the phone # 875-5309 in any suit.
You deal seven cards to the players (Max is five)
The rest are set up in the middle in a 4 X 4 grid (16 cards total) face down.
If you want you can gamble in the game and if you want to play this way start the pot now at whatever amount you wish.
Choose who goes first in any way you wish.

Jacks and Aces are wild cards.
Queens and Kings count as the 0 in the number.
2, 4, and 10 have no point and are completely useless.

You move in a counter-clockwise fashion around the field. Your turn comes around and you can take 1 card from the grid and replace it with 1 you don't want (Keep all cards face-down)
If you bet, do so before you get your new card and everyone must do the same if you do now.

When you get 8675309 you win. As simple as that.

It's a good way to waste some time.