" . . . A slight reduced reduction in production . . . "

"Production of what?" Hawkeye mutters. "Wounded? We're a hospital!"

" . . . Two out of every four in five patients . . . "

BJ stares, transfixed, as Frank barrels on. "I honestly think he just made that statistic up."

"Fixed ratios." Hawkeye muffles a laugh. "The beauty of Frank's command."

"A contradiction in terms."

They fall silent for a moment, watching. "Suppose Radar's zoo accidentally got loose in his commanding tent?"

"So long as it doesn't interfere with production."

Hawkeye grins. "Of course not."