CW: -rides around on lawn mower because she is crazy.

Haru: As you see, CW is having a breakdown.

CW: -cackle-

Haru: She has no idea where to go from here and hates this chappie!

CW: -hops off- Its true! Give me some ideas! :3 Pwetty Pwetty Pwease? If I can't think of anything I may work on Blubber instead-or do something new. I have a craving for an Inuyasha fic or I may write a Haru story on Fictionpress.... please give me some feedback!

Haru: -eats doughnut-

CW: Like I said, I hate this chapter, it's too short and pointless to the plot but it has: an evil Yolei and Kari. They're always evil –cackles- and Takeru and Dai-----------CENSORED----------in the shower.

Recommended Stories:

The love that lies within By: Pinkypig! One of my favorites. Contains a naughty Taichi.

Them By: vampire pyro! Very unique. Tai, Mimi, and Kari can see ghosts; the other digidestined.

Across the Crowd By: Hannio Tai and Dai are skater boys, while the Ishidas are princes of popularity at school. Very interesting.

CW: Again, thank you all my wonderful reviewers-kisses your feet- for even reading the trash I write! –cries-

Ch. 9 Peaceful Monday Morning Daisuke's POV (sort of)

Daisuke yawned and stretched as he slowly got up out of his bed. What a day yesterday had been. He then blinks and sighs in realization. Today was Monday, then. 'Yippee...' Daisuke absently thought and hoisted himself into the kitchen to cook breakfast, not bothering to change out of his undies. No eye candy this morning though, for Daisuke still had to cook, eat, and take a shower. He decided to fry some bacon, eggs, and put a few slices of bread in the toaster.

Daisuke placed his dishes in the sink and dashed back into his room to grab some clothes, and went to take a shower. Takeru still hadn't woken up, at least in general. By the time he had finished his Breakfast, Takeru had walked into the kitchen in his underwear, as always. Okay, so maybe that was a little eye candy. However, while Takeru was up, his mind wasn't. He had just sat down and began shoveling in food. Daisuke chuckled as he lathered his hair with shampoo. Takeru was a quirky one.

It was at this time that the shower curtains suddenly were pulled back. Daisuke yelped in surprise and blushed madly when he saw Takeru standing there, a towel wrapped around his waist. Id didn't take long for Daisuke to realize what was going on, though. 'Good Lord! That boy is still asleep! He thinks he's getting into his shower!' Daisuke held in a laugh and quickly grabbed his own towel. He was tempted to let him just step in but....'No. Don't let your mind wander, Daisuke, you already got the guy for two months.' Daisuke splashed some water on Takeru's face, waking him. At first Takeru looked on confused, then a slight look of horror overtook his features, followed by a maddening blush.

A scream could be heard within a five-block radius of Daisuke's apartment building. Takeru now stood with his back against the farthest wall and was blushing like mad and shaking. Daisuke was holding his head. "D-Daisuke! I didn't realize! I-I'm sorry!" Takeru tried to apologize. Daisuke's ears were still ringing. So we come upon the scene of Daisuke trying to regain his hearing, Takeru trying to regain his composure, while they both are almost naked in the bathroom. Usually, this situation cold not get any more worse.

However, it did. For who was to knock on the door but the two people most likely to make the lives of our two favorite boys even more frustrating? Yes, it was Yolei and Hikari. "Hello? Davis? Takeru? It's Kari and Yolei. We're here to walk to school with you guys." The voice of Kari sounded, a sound so terrifying that it snapped even Daisuke out of his loss of hearing. "Hey Kari, maybe we should go on without them. They're probably busy!" Yolei then called. Fits of girlish laughter were heard outside the door. That didn't terrify the two half as much as what happened next. The sound of a door opening and two very scary girls coming in.

The color drained from the boys faces and they stood still for a moment or two before the realization of demons were about to discover that the boys they thought were sleeping with each other were almost naked in the bathroom. That got 'em moving, albeit quietly. Their clothes had been thrown to and fro in the process of Takeru flailing about the bathroom. That did not sound good. No it did not.

It was silently agreed that Daisuke would return to his room since he had at lest gotten half of a shower before Takeru had so rudely interrupted. Did Daisuke Care? Nope, no he didn't? Did Takeru's future dermatologist care? No, he gets paid every month to treat the blonde's blushing disorder. Did Yolei and Hikari care? Heck, yeah. They could videotape them and share it with other yaoi fangirls around the world! Charging to watch! But that wouldn't happen for some time.

Takeru quickly peeled off his towel, locking the doors before he did, so the minions of Hades could not enter and jumped into the shower. Why him? He was a good boy. He wasn't naughty. Why are you all looking at me like that? Did he deserve to have poor sleeping habits that caused him to almost bathe with a naked Daisuke while pure unadulterated evil hoped to capture him and his love-er, crush-er, roommate-er...good friend? Yes! That was it! Takeru tried to keep his mouth shut, even in his mind. After all, he never knew who could be watching. Some divine being just toying with him and his emotions.

Three sharp knocks then banged on the door. "Helloooooooo? Are you two in there? Are you being naughty? Are you-"The voice of a malicious Kari was cut off by the confident drone of Takeru. "Nooooo Kari. Its just meeeee. Takeeeeeeru. Daisuke's getting dressed in his roooooom. " Takeru laughed as the girls "harrumphed" and apparently left, not bothering to wait on the seemingly not-being-naughty boys. Takeru then sighed and gulped at the same time. He could barely hear it. Maniacal laughter. Those two were up two something.

Daisuke struggled to pull up some not exactly loose jeans over his hips. It was quite comical, Daisuke bouncing around the room wanting to laugh and cry at the same time. Why? Because his little Takky had almost taken a shower with him, only to be interrupted by his worst nightmares. Well, it actually wasn't his worst nightmare but that's another story. He at least didn't hear the two cackling anymore. Takeru must have sent them away. Yay, Takeru! He then managed to pull his pants on, grabbed a somewhat snug shirt, and combed his precious, precious, precious, hair, before departing for the living room to wait on his bathing bishonen. He did not only inherit his soccer skills, poor eating habits, and personality from Tai, but his love for his hair as well. Actually, that sounded more like Matt, but oh well.

Daisuke stopped in his tracks when he noticed the two people sitting on his couch. He turned slowly towards them, laughing nervously, as the not-at-all maniacal, angelic, perfect, gorgeous, sane, lovely beings that were Kari and Yolei gave him "the stare". You know, the stare. The look someone gives you when they KNOW you're hiding something from them. The one that promised complete and utter torture!? At least in our widdle Daisuke's case. It was at that moment that Takeru brightly decided to amble out of the bathroom, clad in his briefs, thinking the evil ones were gone, and far been used to appearing before Daisuke in next to nothing. "Did the girls...leave...oh boy." Takeru mumbled as he noticed the slightly red-faced girls and Daisuke slapping his forehead with his hand. Like most yaoi fangirls, or suspected yaoi fangirls, Yolei and Hikari soon came to and began eyeballing us insanely. We were in for it. "Hmmm...you sound as if you're used to walking around Daisuke's apartment in nothing but those speedo briefs..." Yolei said slyly at Takeru. Daisuke hadn't really noticed what type of underwear Takeru wore, but Speedos were fine with him! Kari attacked next, going for Takeru's new roll of luscious flab, grabbing a roll and juggling it. "Wow. Takeru, ever heard of karma. Looks like Dai's getting you back for Friday." I chuckled at that. Kari WAS grabbing Takeru like he was grabbing me last week. Takeru blushed and returned to his room to change, mumbling, "I'm only bloated. Daisuke is a great chef...." We all giggled in a group evil moment. Evil. Muahahaha.